Blane took Max from Zack's grasp, much to Zack's dismay. He gathered her in his arms and smiled down at her.
"Now, my sweet, I shall kiss you and have Zack videotape it and then we'll send it to Logan and he'll see it and he'll be very disappointed in you and your choices and then Zack will take you away to Canada!" Blane then took a deep breath.
"One, you will not be kissing me! Two, if you do manage to somehow, I'll tamper with his mail and he'll never know! Three, I'll kick Zack's ass!" Max told him and got out of Blane's grasp by head-butting him.
Before she could sprint down the hall, Zack grabbed her arm. "Mmmm, Max."
Max shuddered and grabbed Zack's arm, then flipped him over her head. She laughed triumphantly and then ran down the hall after Logan.
"Well, get her!" Blane screamed, waving his incriminating photos of Zack in a 'pretty, pretty princess' outfit.
Zack scowled at him but jetted off after her.
The Dark Angel theme song plays, but slower and more whimsical. Slowly everything fades out and flashes of Max, Logan, Original Cindy, Alec, Kendra, and whatever random people and what have you zip by. Then everything comes back in focus...
Alec then came onto the scene, with Kendra hovering behind him. "What's happened?"
"Max has gone simply insane!" Blane exclaimed. "She needs to be locked up!"
"And why is that?" Alec asked.
"Because she threatened to kill me!" Blane paused. Then grinned evilly. Cause he had an evil plan. "Threatened to kill me using witchcraft!"
Kendra gasped and grabbed Alec's arm, then whipped him around to face her. "We can't let her steal my thunder! After her, pet!"
Alec glared at her but ran off after Max and the others. Kendra looked down at Blane and smiled evilly at him.
"And I know just what to do with you..."
Meanwhile, near the front desk...
"Logan, don't storm dramatically out that front door!"
Logan stopped at Max's dramatic words, but did not turn around. He clenched his fists and wondered what his response should be. Before he could decide, however, Max had moved around to stand in front of him.
"The tattoo..." She said weakly. But dramatically.
"You've been on trains and planes." His voice was cracked. Woe! Oh, woe!
"But so have you, Logan." She said, grabbing his hand. "It's just something we have in common."
"It's hard to forget those incriminating photos, you know." He relaxed a bit. He was ready to forgive her for being on trains and planes, when suddenly...
Zack burst into the lobby, barreling through a small crowd of people who were looking to buy some sandwiches and snacks from a woman. At impact, the woman went flying into the front desk and banged her head bad. Real bad.
"Max!" Zack yelled.
Max cringed and tried to hide herself in Logan's jacket. It didn't work. "Blast!"
"You're going to kiss Blane so I can then take you to Canada and have you make many a little Zack, Jr."
"I'll do no such thing!" Max cried and leapt out from behind Logan. "I will, however, be kicking your ass now."
Zack dropped into his fighting stance and so did Max. They approached each other slowly. They were just about to get to fighting, but a cry stopped them.
"She's dead!" Someone cried. "That crazy man killed the sandwich salesgirl!"
The small crowd of people, angry that they couldn't now buy sandwiches, advanced on Zack. They leapt on top of him and began beating him like they'd never beaten something before. He managed to fight them off for a few minutes, but they eventually got the better of him and beat him into unconsciousness. Amazing.
Max watched the scene, then turned to Logan and smiled. "Maybe things will work out for us."
Alec then entered the lobby. He jumped over the mass of bodies beating Zack and tackled Max to the ground.
"Why, Alec, why?" Max exclaimed as she struggled against him. But he had played football for Manticore U. He was too much for her. She hadn't even been a cheerleader.
"I just have to!" He exclaimed and punched her a good one.
That just dramatically outraged Logan and he picked up... um...! Oh! The keyboard of the nurse's computer and smacked Alec in the side of the head with it. Smack. Smack. Smack! Smack! SMACK! Alec became distracted and Max was able to push him away and get to her feet.
"You don't understand!" Alec exclaimed, dodging the keyboard as it flew at his head. Max was taking swings now. "I have to do this!"
"I -" Smack. "Don't -" Smack. "Care!" Smack. Max exclaimed angrily.
Alec put his arm up, blocking the next strike of the keyboard. He then grabbed it quickly and wrenched it from Max's grasp. Then broke it over his knee dramatically. He then grabbed Max and snaked an arm around her neck.
"It has to be this way." Alec told her quietly.
Clapping was then heard. Kendra was on the scene now, and she was carrying a tea pot.
Next time, on AS THE SPACE NEEDLE TURNS...
"Stop calling me pet, damn you!" Alec exclaimed. "I'm done doing your dirty work."
Tune in next time to find out what happens!