While Alec was temporarily distracted by staring at the tea pot Kendra was holding, Max grabbed onto his arms and flipped him over her head. She then grabbed one of the pieces of the broken keyboard and slammed it on his face, leaving key imprints on one side of his face.
"It doesn't have to be this way!" She screamed at him.
He looked up at her and... were those tears? He took a deep breath and it was obvious he was trying to fight off a fountain of tears. He raised his hands in surrender and slowly pulled himself to his feet.
"It does have to be this way." He said. "It always has to be this way?"
It was dramatic.
"Why?" Max asked quietly.
Enraged, he pointed to Kendra. "Because she turned my biological father into a ceramic figurine!"
The Dark Angel theme song plays, but slower and more whimsical. Slowly everything fades out and flashes of Max, Logan, Original Cindy, Alec, Kendra, and whatever random people and what have you zip by. Then everything comes back in focus...
Everyone gasped dramatically. Except for evil Kendra. She just smiled evilly and set the tea pot she was holding on the front desk. "Very good, pet."
"Stop calling me pet, damn you!" Alec exclaimed. "I'm done doing your dirty work."
Kendra just continued to smile. "Or are you? How do you expect to get your father back, hmm? You think I'll suddenly see the light of good and turn him back and you can have a tearful reunion. I don't think so!"
She pushed the tea pot onto the floor. "I've been too damn long on this, Alec. I'm not going to let a little transgenic get in my way."
Alec was staring at the shattered tea pot on the floor. "Who -"
"It was Blane." Kendra crossed her arms. She smirked and looked at Max and Logan. "I guess all your problems are solved, huh?"
"Monster!" Max exclaimed dramatically and pointed at Kendra.
"Or am I your best friend?" Kendra said. "I just solved all your train and plane problems in one swoop."
"She does have a point." Logan shrugged. "Blane was pain in the ass."
Max mulled that over. Dramatically. "I guess you're right. All right, well we're gonna go then I guess. Good luck with all your... stuff, Alec. Bye!"
Max and Logan linked arms then skipped out of the hospital and into the sunset on the horizon. Everyone has a feeling this won't be the last time we see them.
"Release my father." Alec demanded. Dramatically.
"Um, how about... no." Kendra snickered. "I mean, you could take me up on my offer and -"
"I'd rather be a tea pot myself than have wild monkey sex with you!" Alec exclaimed.
"That can be arranged!" Kendra exclaimed wildly and raised her hands, ready to cast a become-a-tea-pot spell on Alec.
Next time, on AS THE SPACE NEEDLE TURNS...
"All right," The head security man said fiercely. "What in the hell happened here?"
Tune in next time to find out what happens!