Kendra was stopped when Original Cindy suddenly appeared behind her, a piece of the broken keyboard in her hands. Without wasting any time, OC smashed Kendra across the back of the head, sending her to the ground, unconscious.
Alec breathed a sigh of relief. "Thanks, I -"
"Fool, I don't wanna be hearin' none of what you got to say." She interrupted. "I wanna know why I'm pregnant with yo' baby and the story better be good!"
Alec chuckled and shook his head slowly. "You're not really pregnant with my child. I needed to distract everyone back there and -"
"You lied to a woman with amnesia to save your own ass!?" Original Cindy exclaimed. She raised the keyboard and approached Alec. "Get over here so I can kick your ass!"
Alec's eyes widened, but before Original Cindy could reach him, hospital security stormed into the lobby. They had guns and everything, cause that's the way it is.
"Freeze!" One of them yelled.
The Dark Angel theme song plays, but slower and more whimsical. Slowly everything fades out and flashes of Max, Logan, Original Cindy, Alec, Kendra, and whatever random people and what have you zip by. Then everything comes back in focus...
Alec and Original Cindy raised their hands and the group of crazy people that had attacked Zack picked themselves up off the floor and raised their hands as well.
"All right," The head security man said fiercely. "What in the hell happened here?"
"Well, it's a long story that starts with me getting hit by a bus and -"
"Nevermind." The man sighed, interrupting Cindy. "Just tell me who needs to be arrested."
Alec pointed to Zack and Kendra. "They do. Lock 'em up and throw away the key. Oh, and someone might want to give that tea pot a burial too."
Meanwhile, on top of the Space Needle...
The wind whipped across Max and Logan's faces, throwing their hair in every which direction. The sun was setting behind them, causing them to seemingly glow a soft orange, which was both eerie and beautiful. Yes, that paragraph is familiar, isn't it?
"So how long did your tattoo take to heal?" Logan asked. Not dramatically, for his ass was in a bit of pain.
"Only, like, a day, but I do have those superhuman genetics and all." Max chuckled softly. "So... do you think everything worked out okay?"
Logan mulled that over. "I hope so."
"Me too, me too." Max nodded. "I mean, if didn't..."
Logan knew just what to do.
"We'll move to Nebraska."
Unfortunately, STV has decided to cancel AS THE SPACE NEEDLE TURNS. Unless someone gets a spin-off or there's a fan response, this is... The End