A/N: This is sung by the hobbits in a barbershop quartet kind of thing.
Normal text is Frodo, CAPITALS is Sam, Merry and Pippin.

It's just kind of random, really.

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"That Darn Arwen"

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Long ago, a great man wrote a tale

WHAT A TALE

Of friendship, hope and courage without fail

WITHOUT FAIL

For years it was viewed sacred, and held in deepest awe

But then along came PJ, and ripped it up for sure

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It's all that darn Arwen

Grabbing all the screen-time

IT'S A CRIME

First at the Fords, now all the time.

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Ever since that mist stuff at the river

THAT WAS WEIRD

That elf's gone through the whole script with a siever

OR A TANGLED BEARD

She gave herself scenes endless, and dialogue drowned in cheese,

Then when the films went public, the public cried: "drop her please"...

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It's all that darn Arwen

Grabbing all the screen-time

IT'S A CRIME

First at the Fords, now all the time.