Draco's Dating Disaster

Sequel to Kristy Potter:

Draco loveeeeeeeeeed his witches and wizard... Yes he does... But the witches don't love him. But a certain wizard does. Harry's/Kristy's and Hermione are back, and this time... it's revenge. Harry has a twist to him... I mean her... but what? (It's in this chapter)

Pairings: KP(Kim Possible j/k)/DM, HP/DM (Not Slash, Slash) Hr/IW (oc) (FemSlash)

WARNING: FemSlash is ahead... My first time doing Femslash... I usually only do slash, so please don't hate.

Genre: Humor, Romance, with the side of Angst

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"Hey... Names Draco Malfoy, your name is?" Draco's voice drawled

*SPLASH*

Draco was dripping wet. The lady had the nerves to throw water in his face. Draco thought he was a sexgod, people you may say he's conceded but boooy was this guy a sex god. But lately, the witches didn't like him. Pansy was still the pug dog she was, Hermione spell was soo powerful, not even Professor McGonagall, the transfiguration teacher at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and Wizardry was able to break the hex. Draco stared around the room, there stood in the middle of the room, a silver haired Asian girl stood.

"Hey..." Draco whispered in a almost sexy drawl

"Lo'" The girl replied

"Names-"

"DRACO MALFOY!" said a bushy brown- haired girl as she slipped form the crowed, and pulled her girlfriend in.

"This is Draco?" the silver haired girl whispered into Hermione's ear. "Yea, Ice this is THE Draco" Hermione whispered back to her girlfriend, whose name is Ice.

"Granger?" Draco snorted

"Yes, you looking for Harry?" Hermione said amusingly as her eyebrow started to arch.

"She's here?" Draco said unbelievingly

"Yes...and you mean he...look over there" Hermione pointed to the Male Harry, who was dancing, very dirty with a bisexual male. (The man was being danced by...DUN DUN DUN)

"He's..." Draco's eyes widen as the male Harry's hand traveled south. "He's a male" Hermione said, and she started to giggle as Kristy came up behind her.

"Gr...." Kristy growled, Draco looked over, and his eyes widen. // MALE HARRY...AND FEMALE HARRY//

[Insert Cliffhanger] (Evil laughter fills the room, Male Harry is back! MAHAHAHAHAHA but.... how?)

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No Flames please... HA... Reviews and Comments are welcome... but not flames... I'll just use it for my flame operated toaster.