OGE: Oi, G'day, Ohayo, Hola and Bon jour! First of all, I read Chibi-chan's dedicated to me and all the other Yami/Seto writers. Domo Arigatou Gozaimasu! And boy was it a story!! ^_^

Youji: Hentai Orange-sama! You should be ashamed of yourself!!

OGE: I really should shouldn't I? But I ain't!! ^_^ I honestly never considered myself in the same ranks as Dai-sama, Amychan-sama, Anime-sama and Amethyst-sama though. Still don't. More like junior, if even that much.

Second, Hai, I do have an account on Mediaminor.org. My name is Farfarello Jei. I love Farfie. Farfie-kun reminds me of Sesshoumaru. Sesshou-sama ran away. *Sniff*

Third, I got my computer back from the fix-it store place thingy. Pretty Weiss kitty muse person said the modem fried so updates you should not expect too often, that you shouldn't. But our new one is coming soon. So you won't suffer very long, that you won't. Hence, you shouldn't forget about me. I'm still updating at a snail's pace, so hang on, if you please.

Youji: Alright that's enough Kenshin. I thought you were reading too many Kenshin X Sanosuke fics. Now I know!

OGE: Who me? I am innocent of such charges, that I am. ^_^

Youji: Right, and Saitou spent the night.

OGE: Did he stay away from Sano? Ooo, you better not tell Kenshin that.

Kenshin: Better not tell me what?

OGE: Oi, where'd you come from?! Go'way!

Youji: Shouldn't he know about you letting Saitou spending the night and getting close to Sanosuke? ^_^

OGE: ME?!! I didn't do a damn thing!

Kenshin: Saitou spent the night?! WITH SANOSUKE?!! AND YOU LET HIM, THAT YOU DID?!!!!

OGE: No! I didn't let him, that I didn't!

Kenshin: Hiten Mitsuruge Style-

OGE: Eeep!! *Holds up sign that says 'HELP'*

Yami couldn't believe his eyes. He couldn't believe he was seeing this in front of him. He had seen a lot of things in his day and time, but this was something he never th0ught he'd see as long as he lived.

The Tomb Robber and the CEO together.

The Pharaoh immediately saw red. How dare the Tomb Robber put his hands all over his priest! Who did he think he was grinding into his Blue Eyes?! He was probably raping him or something!

" Tomb Robber!!"

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Bakura heard the Pharaoh when he came in the bathroom. They had been grinding in plain sight. Seto was apprehensive about it in the beginning, but he persuaded him to do it. He was just waiting for Yami to arrive to set his plan into action.

He smiled evilly and turned his head just a little to see him. " Can I help you Pharaoh? I'll soon be in the middle of something. Namely, my priest."

He could practically feel the hatred radiate off the Pharaoh. Whoo, boy was he ever pissed!! If looks could kill, he'd be six feet under. But this was all just amusement to him. He loved to infuriate Yami and grinding into the former priest was the perfect way; not to mention the most pleasant.

" Get away from him!!"

" I'm afraid I can't do that Pharaoh. Besides, I don't think he wants me to stop, do you my precious Blue Eyes?" Bakura thrust his hips up against Seto again; causing the former priest to cry out in pleasure instead of answering him. " Hunh. Sounds like a 'no' to me."

This only served to anger Yami " I'm warning you, Tomb Robber. Take your hands off my priest or I'll-"

" You'll do nothing Pharaoh."

Yami looked shocked for a minute. Then he looked at him furious. He didn't like being told what he could and could not do." Excuse me? I'll do nothing?"

Bakura smirked and nipped at Seto's neck, just to spite Yami; pulling a gasp from Seto." That's right. You'll do nothing. What MY priest and me do is our business. Right Seto?"

Seto might have been about to say something, but Bakura bit into his neck and grinded into him particularly hard. " Aha!! Ah!!"

Yami was getting really pissed off now. His Eye of Horus glowed brightly on his forehead. " I'm warning you Tomb Robber! Get your hands off MY priest right now or-"

" Excuse me? YOUR priest?" Bakura stopped moving, causing Seto to whine. He smiled and ran his tongue over the bite mark he made; lapping up the blood drops there." Unless you have another priest that's reincarnated, then you're fresh out of priests Pharaoh. This one belongs to me."

" That does it!!" Yami raised his arm to banish Bakura to the Shadow Realm. He didn't even remotely wonder why the Tomb Robber wasn't worried about it," Seto is not yours! He is MY priest! MY rival! MY koi! MINE period."

" Oh I don't think so Pharaoh," Bakura nuzzled Seto's cheek as he spoke," If memory serves right, your koi is your light. MY precious Blue Eyes declined all your attempts to challenge him, thereby rejecting you as a rival. And as far as being your priest, well, I'll give you that. Your priest WAS your priest. He is now MY CEO. MY former priest, MY CEO, MY koi, MY precious Blue Eyes, MINE PERIOD!"

The crimson-eyed Pharaoh was about to retort an answer to that, but then he actually registered what Bakura said. The snowy-haired thief was right. He broke up with Kaiba three weeks ago. Yugi was his koi now.

That meant that…he was intruding here. Se-Kaiba wasn't his anymore. He couldn't tell Bakura anything. He could put his hands where he wanted, he could do to him whatever he wanted, and he could do it wherever he wanted.

Yami lowered his hand dejectedly. Bakura smirked at him over his shoulder. Seto looked at him with passion, lust clouded, lidded eyes. Then they slid shut, as Bakura started moving again. His legs were crossed at the ankles and constricted their hold on the Tomb Robber's waist. He gripped the blue shirt on his back until his knuckles turned white.

Bakura continued to make a show of it by sneaking a hand under Seto's shirt and tightening his hold of his waist; though Seto wasn't planning on going anywhere at the moment. He cried out and arched into the touch.

Yami turned away from the sight. He felt a strong pain in his chest. They used to do that; sneak off to the bathroom and make it their personal playground. Set-Kaiba used to wrap his legs around HIS waist and arch into HIS touch. He used to be the cause the cause of those blue, blue eyes clouding with passion and filling with lust.

~Flashback~

(OGE: Seeing as how I couldn't afford the lemons, I bought some sound effects instead. So use your imagination and keep it dirty!! ^_^)

" Haaa…Ah! Yam…I!!"

" That's right you arrogant, gorgeous, pompous, yummy-AH!!"

" Shut up talkin' and keep movin' baka Pharaoh! I've got Calculus in 5 minutes! And I'll be damned if I sit through it with a tent in my pants!!"

" You're so pretty when you're pissed. And you taste so good!"

" If you don't…Ugn! Stop talking…Ah!! And move freakin' faster, I'm going to flush you…Aha!! Down this toilet!!"

" Your wish is my command. *Grin*"

" Oh hell…"

~Flashforeward~

But now, he was just being a voyeur. He really forgot about Yugi right then. He had been so furious at Bakura for putting his hands all over Seto, he meant Kaiba. He went off on a tirade about the CEO being his property. After he just slept with Yugi the night before!

Er…He thought. He wasn't too sure if it was last night or the night before. Maybe the night before that? He couldn't remember if did or didn't sleep with Yugi. How irresponsible is that?

However, he could vividly remember every time he was with Kaiba. Every single encounter. Every burning touch, every tantalizing moan, every single contraction of Seto's muscles, every kiss, every sweet taste, every scream and the feel of silk sheets on their hot bodies.

Eh…I should stop that. I broke up with him. I love Yugi now. He's my koi now. I guess I must get going. I might just go back there, throw Bakura out the window and ravish that priest senseless. Seto always did make such wonderful sounds. Uh…Kaiba, I mean…Ne, I better get outta here!! Yami thought readjusting his pants and making a run for the door.

Youji: You really did it this time.

OGE: Me?! I did nothing, do you hear?! Nothing! You sicked the brutal Battousai on me! Ow! Watch the alcohol!

Youji: What are you complaining about? You lived, didn't you?

OGE: Only because Sano woke up and distracted him long enough for me to run away.

Youji: Screaming like a girl. ^_^

OGE: Yotan…I AM A GIRL!!!

Youji: Oh, Nevermind.

OGE: Baka muse. Ow! Dammit! That's alcohol not water! Don't just pour it on all over me like you know what you're doing!

Youji: Gomen nasai, Orange-sama. I have to relocate your shoulder now.

OGE: Beautiful. Go ahead.

Youji: Okay, one, two thre-hey look at that! Sanosuke and Kenshin are making out in the corner!

OGE: Where?! Where?! Lemme see! Lemme see!

Youji: Pushover.

CRACK

OGE: OWW!!! SON OF A SUMMONED SKULL!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!

Youji: Eheh, at least your arm is working again.

OGE: THAT WON'T SAVE YOU MUSE!!

*Kenshin walks by carrying Sanosuke and smiling a la Xellos*

Kenshin: Sanosuke is mine, that he is. ^_^ *Glares at OGE*

OGE: Eeep again!

*Kenshin walks off with Sano smiling*

Youji: Ne, you just made an enemy. You should keep that policeman out of Sano's room Orange-sama.

OGE: To the people I say, send Band-Aids in your reviews. Leave now.

Youji: And why should they leave?

OGE: So they can't testify against me. YOU'RE GONNA DIE MUSE!!!!!!!!