Buffy put on her leather jacket and grabbed her stake.
"Time to slay. Joy." Buffy said to herself in the mirror. "I wonder if Spike likes cats. Never thought about it. Do you think Spike likes cats?"
Spike was sitting on Buffy's bed watching her dress.
I think I like cats because I don't know maybe I AM ONE!
"I wonder if Spike's in his crypt." Buffy looked at her kitty.
No, I don't bloody think I'm in my crypt luv.
"We could go slaying and maybe, if he's not a jerk, I might take him to the bronze."
BLOODY GREAT
"Well I'm off."
I HATE Harmony, when I get changed back I'll shag the slayer, then I going to KILL Harmony. Again.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Buffy threw open the door of Spike's crypt to find nothing but weird sounds coming from the level below.
"-Then the bitch tells me to stay away from her family, like I was a killer ya know?"
"God, that's horrible. Like this one time when this totally smutty salesgirl told me to stay away from her boyfriend just because he said that Tiffany said that Cordy said that I said I wanted to bone him. When everybody knew I was totally into Todd!"
Buffy looked into the lower level to see Riley and Harmony in an award position.
"You two-timing BITCH!" Buffy shouted. Wait why do I care?
"Umm, I should leave. Now." Riley said jumping off Harmony and grabbed his clothes and ran down one of the sewers.
"Don't come back." Buffy yelled. "Why are you cheating on Spike?"
"Because he was cheating on me kind of." Harmony said pondering and nodded.
"Kind of?"
"Well, he dreamed of having sex with- someone."
"What did he say?"
"I don't know, cat got his tongue." Harmony started laughing on-stop.
"Whatever. Where is he?"
"I don't know actually. Probably in a trash can."
"O-K." Buffy turned around. "But know this, I'm going to tell Spike." *~*~*~*~*~*~
Buffy went into her room and removed her jacket and top. Then, put on her PJs on. She sat on her bed and Spike jumped up on her lap and rubbed his head on her stomach.
"Hi James. Can you believe it, Spike wasn't in his crypt. Did he leave? He left me. Wait we were never together."
We are together now pet. Expect I'm the pet but that doesn't matter. Wait is saying that she misses ME?
"God Spike is hot."
Spike lifted his head up stared up at Buffy's face.
"I mean the way he moves, fights, his eyes, his body, his ass. Oh god his ass." Buffy fell back on the bed.
Oh yeah. Score. She thinks I'm oh yeah! Bloody hell I sound like a cheerleader!
"I love the way he looks at me." Buffy sat and looked into Spike's eyes. "Can you keep a secret?"
Spike nodded his head and grinned with his kitty lips.
"Whenever I was with Riley I closed my eyes and dreamed it was Spike. Weird huh? Then I have dreams that Spike and I are on a dessert island alone. We make out and do STUFF. I wish it could happen." Spike stood up and rubbed his head on Buffy's breasts. And purred loudly.
"God you're like a vibrator."
Great she FINALLY admits she wants me and I'm a bloody cat! When I'm back to my normal self, Buffy wouldn't be able to walk for a week.
"Maybe I can do a location spell." Buffy thought. "Nah, then Willow would ask questions and tell Xander who will Giles who will my Mom. No I think I'll wait a little longer."
DAMN IT! I can't wait any longer!
"Time to slay. Joy." Buffy said to herself in the mirror. "I wonder if Spike likes cats. Never thought about it. Do you think Spike likes cats?"
Spike was sitting on Buffy's bed watching her dress.
I think I like cats because I don't know maybe I AM ONE!
"I wonder if Spike's in his crypt." Buffy looked at her kitty.
No, I don't bloody think I'm in my crypt luv.
"We could go slaying and maybe, if he's not a jerk, I might take him to the bronze."
BLOODY GREAT
"Well I'm off."
I HATE Harmony, when I get changed back I'll shag the slayer, then I going to KILL Harmony. Again.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Buffy threw open the door of Spike's crypt to find nothing but weird sounds coming from the level below.
"-Then the bitch tells me to stay away from her family, like I was a killer ya know?"
"God, that's horrible. Like this one time when this totally smutty salesgirl told me to stay away from her boyfriend just because he said that Tiffany said that Cordy said that I said I wanted to bone him. When everybody knew I was totally into Todd!"
Buffy looked into the lower level to see Riley and Harmony in an award position.
"You two-timing BITCH!" Buffy shouted. Wait why do I care?
"Umm, I should leave. Now." Riley said jumping off Harmony and grabbed his clothes and ran down one of the sewers.
"Don't come back." Buffy yelled. "Why are you cheating on Spike?"
"Because he was cheating on me kind of." Harmony said pondering and nodded.
"Kind of?"
"Well, he dreamed of having sex with- someone."
"What did he say?"
"I don't know, cat got his tongue." Harmony started laughing on-stop.
"Whatever. Where is he?"
"I don't know actually. Probably in a trash can."
"O-K." Buffy turned around. "But know this, I'm going to tell Spike." *~*~*~*~*~*~
Buffy went into her room and removed her jacket and top. Then, put on her PJs on. She sat on her bed and Spike jumped up on her lap and rubbed his head on her stomach.
"Hi James. Can you believe it, Spike wasn't in his crypt. Did he leave? He left me. Wait we were never together."
We are together now pet. Expect I'm the pet but that doesn't matter. Wait is saying that she misses ME?
"God Spike is hot."
Spike lifted his head up stared up at Buffy's face.
"I mean the way he moves, fights, his eyes, his body, his ass. Oh god his ass." Buffy fell back on the bed.
Oh yeah. Score. She thinks I'm oh yeah! Bloody hell I sound like a cheerleader!
"I love the way he looks at me." Buffy sat and looked into Spike's eyes. "Can you keep a secret?"
Spike nodded his head and grinned with his kitty lips.
"Whenever I was with Riley I closed my eyes and dreamed it was Spike. Weird huh? Then I have dreams that Spike and I are on a dessert island alone. We make out and do STUFF. I wish it could happen." Spike stood up and rubbed his head on Buffy's breasts. And purred loudly.
"God you're like a vibrator."
Great she FINALLY admits she wants me and I'm a bloody cat! When I'm back to my normal self, Buffy wouldn't be able to walk for a week.
"Maybe I can do a location spell." Buffy thought. "Nah, then Willow would ask questions and tell Xander who will Giles who will my Mom. No I think I'll wait a little longer."
DAMN IT! I can't wait any longer!