Ok I don't own Harry Potter or Discworld so no sue.
Susan from Discworld becomes the new defense against dark teacher...need I say more
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Hagrid was vaguely aware that for a second his dead father who had been standing there a minute ago, was now a hairy, beastlike creature that was on its knees begging Miss Sto-Helit to put away a long, thin object. (A stick if you want to be specific)
"And you promise not scare any other residents at this castle"
The Bogeyman processed these words, and then obviously making up his mind he started nodding vigorously.
Susan paused "or visitors"
"no visitors"
"No visitors" Susan repeated sternly.
"But they're the most fun!" protested the Bogeyman.
"I don't care whether they're fun or not, just don't scare them!" Susan said even more sternly.
"How but we go fifty-fif-"
"NO!"
"Come on" the bogeyman protested putting on a voice dripping with cuteness, you know the sort of voice a child uses on their parents.
Susan's left eye twiched. "Absolutely not!"
"That's so unfa-"
The Bogeyman froze again as the poker re-emerged from Susan's robes.
"Fine" It whinned huffily before dssapearing in a puff of somke, or was it a puff of logic.
Susan took that moment bring Hagrid out of his shocked stupor, then finish making her way to her allocated room.
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Susan was down in her room now, she had been for several hours pouring over the organizing of her class reports which the caretaker Mr Filch had so kindly given her in fact if he had been any more happy about giving them to her, Susan ws pretty sure he would have gift wrapped them. Susan was now deciding as to how to go about getting a select few people to work.
"Can you not see that I am working"
Peeves the polterguist had just floated through her wall, obviously expecting someone else.
"Loopy loopy Lupin" sang peeves in a high singsong voice, his eyes widening in suprise for a moment before they narrowed once again, into a nasty grin. The sort of grin that naughty little boys have before they slip worms into your sandwich.
"I beleive that you are being quite rude at the moment" said Susan although the insult wasn't aimed at her.
With that she returned to her work.
Peeves eyes sparkled mischeviously "They never said a girl was taking the job"
Susan's eyes narrowed as the poker emeged from her robes hanging losely by her side in her hand.
Peeves had not been unfortunate enough to encounter the poker, thus he was completely ignorant, oblivious and taking the wrong approach to the situation brewing at hand. He simply kept on taunting her.
"Ooooooooh I'm soooooooo scared"
Before Peeves could do anything else the poker had made contact with his head, it didn't go through him.
Susan sighed "And school hasn't even started yet"
A very sore Peeves floated through the wall that day,a very sore and vengefull Peeves.
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I know this chapter is knida short... and late, but don't worry more is on the way! I have many reasons for not updating in well, half a yr (or was it longer?) Anyways, a mixture of exams, computers crashing and having extensive writers block does not bode well for a story. You will notice that my writing style has changed a little but this chapter is mostly the same due to the fact that most of this chapter was written close to the first one. Don't ya hate it when you have no idea how to end a chapter!
Anyways enjoy.