Author: Thanks for all of your reviews, I hope I didn't make people laugh so hard that they almost fell out of chair. I know that if I say that I'm not continuing this story that all of my reviewer are going to hurt me. I'll make this chapter as long as I possibly can..

Spike watched Riley swim around in his little tank as Dawn and Buffy talked.

"So you just found him on the floor of our living room?"

"Yeah. You have a pet so I'm going to have a pet."

Hahaha. Spike thought.

What? Riley shouted.

Nothing it's just Riley **FINN**.

Shut-up right now!

I feel so sorry for you mate. Wait no I don't. Leave me alone.

Or what you'll kill me with your bloody fish eyes?

I knew there was a reason why you attacked me.

Any animal would attack you by looking at your face.

So, still dating harmony?

No, we're separated.

Oh because she's good in bed.

Yeah after she talks you to death. And how would YOU know that?

Well let's just say we were 'together'.

Well, you know while you're in here watching the little teen I get to see Buffy undress.

You son-of-a

And I get to see her in the bloody shower. I get to curl up in her lap all snug and warm.

I'm gonna kill you.

Good luck seeing as you're in your little water bowl. I also get to sleep in her bed.

Liar!

Nope, it's the bloody truth. And she said I was hot and that see dreams of me.

Like she'd give you the time of day.

Spike got up and stood over the fish bowl.

What are you doing?

Spike put his paw in the water and twirled it around making a whirlpool.

"Why do you want a fish. They're boring."

"Well so is your boyfriend but I don't say anything."

"Riley and I are not together anymore."

"YES! I mean to bad."

Buffy stared at her sister with the 'look'.

"Well, you're free to date Spike!"

"Like Spike would want me." Spike jumped up on Buffy's lap and walked around Buffy purring. Buffy gently put him in her lap.

"Buffy where is my goldfish?" *~*~*~*~*~*~*~

5 seconds ago..

Spike spun the water so fast that Riley fell out of his bowl and fell to the floor. Spike was about to eat him when Buffy said that he would never want her.

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"I don't know."

"There you are Bob! Bad , bad fishy."

"BOB?"

"Yeah boring old boy."

Suits you right. Spike said as he rubbed his head against Buffy's thighs.

"How do you know it's a guy?"

"No girl would look this ugly."

So true, so true. Spike thought as he rubbed his tail against Buffy's arms.

Stop touching my girlfriend.

She's not your property anymore. Even if she was she would still want me.

"Buffy could you leave, I want to listen to Backstreet music-"

"You've enough, James and I are leaving NOW." Buffy cradled Spike to her chest and carried him to her room.

Please don't leave me here! Riley shouted but Buffy was already out of sight. Dawn started singing LOUDLY to Larger than Life.

I HATE being a fish.

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Buffy put Spike on bed and took off her top leaving Spike to see her bra.

I love this part of the day.

Buffy couldn't seem to find a top so she stood there topless leaving Spike to devour her looks.

Maybe being a cat isn't that bad.

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In LA..

Angel was pacing around his room.

I can do this. just call Buffy. Just pick up the phone and call her. And say what? Sorry for breaking your heart I need some help and by the way I still have feelings for you.

Angel stopped and looked around.. I left Buffy, she'll understand that I need her help. And I don't have to tell her that I have feelings for her.

Angel picked up the phone and dialed Buffy's number..

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(Since I promised a longer chapter I'm going to continue.)

Buffy finally picked a leather tank-top and sat on the bed with Spike.

"Am I crazy? Wanting Spike."

Spike shook his cute kitty head at Buffy.

"So I should do a location spell to find Spike?"

Spike shook his head yes.

"I could talk to you forever."

I could other things besides talk to you.. Spike thought. Buffy's phone rang and Buffy answered it.

"Riley I told you to stay the hell away from me."

"Bad relationship Buff?" said a deep Irish voice.

Wait, is that peaches?

"Angel?" Buffy breathed out.

Whatever he says say no and do a bloody location spell before he says-

"You need to come to Sunnydale. Sure you can stay at my house."

Bloody fucking hell. No! NO! NO! He's going to ruin my bloody plan!

"Tomorrow, sure."

Okay new plan 1) Get peaches out of the picture 2)Become human and dust Harmony 3) Flush fish boy or possibly turn him into a rock

"I'm fine, nothing new. Except I found a vampire cat and decided to keep him."

4) Get a new pet for the niblet

"No he hasn't tried to bite me."

5) Shag the slayer

"Oh no he hasn't even tried to leave the house."

And basically 6-101 is shag the slayer.

"He's hasn't tried to hurt anyone, execpt Riley."

Okay maybe 6-100 because I need a fag (Author: I think that's a cigarette.)

"Riley is my X-boyfriend. We broke up."

How do I get peaches out of the picture? I could dial his cell and hang up making it look like one of his friends.. No he has cell phone ID..

"So I'll see you tomorrow."

"I can't wait Buffy."

"Bye."

"Bye Buffy."

Buffy hung up the phone and looked at James.

"That was Angel, you'll love him. I hope." Buffy said as she stroked Spike's head.

SURE I'll love him to death..

TBC..

I hope that was long enough. Plez R/R