Author: Thankx for reviewing it keeps up my hopes to write humor!
Buffy looked herself over in the mirror. 'I can so this it's easy, I can do this.' Buffy breathed in and out. 'It's just going to take 30 seconds no one will know.'
Buffy took out her Billy Idol poster and taped it to the wall. Buffy looked it over and breathed in once again.
"So Spike how's it going? No. Hey Spike wana patrol? No. Hey Deadboy go on a date with me or I'll stake you. No that's not right either."
Spike was on buffy's bed laughing his little head off.
I thought that I was obsessed. Bloody hell I thought that the doll head was bad but a bloody poster?
Ding-DONG
Buffy ripped off the poster and shoved it into her closet.
"That must be Angel." Buffy smoothed out her shirt and walked down stairs.
Buffy opened the door and it was Anya and Xander.
"Oh, hi guys."
"Don't look so happy to us really, it's fine." Xander said sarcastically.
"No! No Xander it's not that, it's just. I was expecting Angel."
"Angel? Why?"
"Oh, you're X-boyfriend who can't have sex with you because he'll lose his soul and kill people."
Buffy was wide-eyed, "Hi Angel."
Xander and Anya looked behind them and saw Angel standing there looking at the ground.
"Well, we're just gonna grab Dawn then go away, far away." Xander said as he dragged Anya upstairs.
"What did I say?" Anya said.
"Hi Buffy."
"Hey Angel."
"Can I come in?"
"Sure come in."
Spike ran down the stairs to the last stair and stared at Angel with evil eyes. "So that's you're vampire cat?"
"Yes, this is James the cutey."
Hear that peaches she thinks I'm cute not broody.
"So I needed that book, about hat demon."
"Oh yeah sure, hold on." Buffy dashed upstairs as Xander, Anya, and walked downstairs.
"Hi Dawn."
"Don't 'hi Dawn' me after what you did to my sister! Basta-" Xander clasped his hand over Dawn's mouth.
I think Dawn is now my favorite 15-year-old girl who listens to Britney Spears music.
"That is enough Dawnie. Let's go."
Buffy walked downstairs with Angel's book, and handed it to him.
"Why is it so quiet?"
"Hey Buffy we need to talk about us."
Giles,Willow, and Tara walked through the door with Joyce.
Spike jumped on Angel's leg and scratched Angel on his leg.
"See animals can sense evil." Dawn shouted.
Buffy grabbed Spike and held him against her heart. And put her face in his face.
"Bad kitty!"
Spike couldn't help it he touched his nose to Buffy's nose and gave her a kitty-kiss. *~*~*~*~~*~*~*~
Spike's crypt..
There has to be a way to get Spike back, he has to or the slayer's gonna kill me.
She pulled out a book of spells and read:
In order to reverse an animal spell he/she must kiss their true love in front of the loved person's loved ones. And must have the blood of hi/her first love on his/her hands.
"Yeah that's gonna happen." Harmony threw the book over her shoulders and kept looking through her papers.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Buffy threw down James because he started to get blood red and midnight black lights swirling around him.
There stood Spike naked looking at all of Buffy's friends/ family he had finally got his wish and all he could say was,
"Buffy luv, could you toss me that blanket over there?"
TBC
Buffy looked herself over in the mirror. 'I can so this it's easy, I can do this.' Buffy breathed in and out. 'It's just going to take 30 seconds no one will know.'
Buffy took out her Billy Idol poster and taped it to the wall. Buffy looked it over and breathed in once again.
"So Spike how's it going? No. Hey Spike wana patrol? No. Hey Deadboy go on a date with me or I'll stake you. No that's not right either."
Spike was on buffy's bed laughing his little head off.
I thought that I was obsessed. Bloody hell I thought that the doll head was bad but a bloody poster?
Ding-DONG
Buffy ripped off the poster and shoved it into her closet.
"That must be Angel." Buffy smoothed out her shirt and walked down stairs.
Buffy opened the door and it was Anya and Xander.
"Oh, hi guys."
"Don't look so happy to us really, it's fine." Xander said sarcastically.
"No! No Xander it's not that, it's just. I was expecting Angel."
"Angel? Why?"
"Oh, you're X-boyfriend who can't have sex with you because he'll lose his soul and kill people."
Buffy was wide-eyed, "Hi Angel."
Xander and Anya looked behind them and saw Angel standing there looking at the ground.
"Well, we're just gonna grab Dawn then go away, far away." Xander said as he dragged Anya upstairs.
"What did I say?" Anya said.
"Hi Buffy."
"Hey Angel."
"Can I come in?"
"Sure come in."
Spike ran down the stairs to the last stair and stared at Angel with evil eyes. "So that's you're vampire cat?"
"Yes, this is James the cutey."
Hear that peaches she thinks I'm cute not broody.
"So I needed that book, about hat demon."
"Oh yeah sure, hold on." Buffy dashed upstairs as Xander, Anya, and walked downstairs.
"Hi Dawn."
"Don't 'hi Dawn' me after what you did to my sister! Basta-" Xander clasped his hand over Dawn's mouth.
I think Dawn is now my favorite 15-year-old girl who listens to Britney Spears music.
"That is enough Dawnie. Let's go."
Buffy walked downstairs with Angel's book, and handed it to him.
"Why is it so quiet?"
"Hey Buffy we need to talk about us."
Giles,Willow, and Tara walked through the door with Joyce.
Spike jumped on Angel's leg and scratched Angel on his leg.
"See animals can sense evil." Dawn shouted.
Buffy grabbed Spike and held him against her heart. And put her face in his face.
"Bad kitty!"
Spike couldn't help it he touched his nose to Buffy's nose and gave her a kitty-kiss. *~*~*~*~~*~*~*~
Spike's crypt..
There has to be a way to get Spike back, he has to or the slayer's gonna kill me.
She pulled out a book of spells and read:
In order to reverse an animal spell he/she must kiss their true love in front of the loved person's loved ones. And must have the blood of hi/her first love on his/her hands.
"Yeah that's gonna happen." Harmony threw the book over her shoulders and kept looking through her papers.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Buffy threw down James because he started to get blood red and midnight black lights swirling around him.
There stood Spike naked looking at all of Buffy's friends/ family he had finally got his wish and all he could say was,
"Buffy luv, could you toss me that blanket over there?"
TBC