Chapter 2
Megan slowly opened her eyes, and gazed groggily around. Where the
hell was she? Oh yeah, on a bus, going only god knows where. She had
saved up almost three hundred dollars, and now half of it was gone,
spent on this stupid bus ticket. Oh well...She sighed, and dozed off
again.
"Hey missy, this is your stop!"
"Wha??" Megan mumbled. She came to, and realized she had slept through
the entire trip. Slowly making her way off the bus, she clutched her
small bag, and glanced around nervously. *What town am I in anyways?*
she thought. *Well geez dumbass, you don't even know where you are?
Brilliant. I see you will survive quite well on your own.* Cass was
letting her know she didn't approve of her actions. "Oh shuddup
already, have any better ideas?" The voice stayed quiet, and Megan
started towards the center of the small town.
"Hey!! Kid! You didn't pay the rest of your ticket!!" The loud voice
stopped her in her tracks. A large man, with a face that looked like a
pumpkin waddled in front of her.
"Excuse me, I paid when I go on the bus," megan informed Pumpkin Head.
"No no, you fell asleep, and you never got off at your stop, so now
that you are here, you must pay the full price."
"What!?? Where the hell am I?"
"You are in Mexico deary, now my money please?" Megan's jaw dropped.
Mexico?? She reluctantly handed Pumpkin Head the money, even though
this was clearly a rip off, but she wasn't very good at arguing.
Pumpkin Head waddled away, gleefully clutching her money in his paws.
Now that she had about five dollars left, she decided she might as
well spend it on food.
"Hold on a sec here smarty pants." Cass stopped her in her tracks.
"Whaddya want? I'm hungry!"
"Five dollars? After you blow it on your stomach, how are we going to
survive on FIVE DOLLARS???"
"Calm down! I'll think of something...well, I'd better anyways." She
hoped the people around her couldn't see she was talking to herself.
Once inside the first restaurant she saw, she gladly ordered some
food. As she commenced chewing, she glanced around the grimy bar. Her
gaze wandered, then stopped, then swung back to the man sitting at the
back. He was dressed in black, wearing sunglasses, and was enjoying a
plate of, she knew its name of course, Puerco Pibli. 'wow, my lucky
day. It's Johnny Depp! Maybe he's doing a sequel to once upon a time
in mexico or something. Wonder if he'd mind giving me an autograph.'
She smiled to herself. She had long admired Johnny Depp's acting, and
now here she was, sitting ten feet away from him! 'Well, it would
probably be nice to wait till he's finished,' she thought.
Throughout her meal, she kept an eye on him, and when he got up, she
quickly followed him. He stepped outside, and she did likewise.
"Umm, Mr. Depp?" She called to him. No answer. "Yo, Mr. Depp!" She
jogged up to him, and just as she was about to touch his arm, she
found herself staring down a gun barrel.
"I believe you have me confused with someone else. Now fuck off, or
you'll be eating lead." Whoa, that was most definitely [I]not[/I] the
reaction she was expecting. She gulped.
"But..but, aren't you Johnny Depp? I mean dressed as Agent Sands?" She
mumbled. Suddenly the gun was out of her face, and she felt herself
being shoved down a back alley. *Oh shit, this does not look good*
Cass whispered. She was shoved into the wall, and the gun reappeared
in her face.
"How the hell do you know my name?" The calm voice sounding so much
like the actor she knew, asked her.
"Ermm, well, everyone knows who you are Mr. Depp,"
"Why the hell do you call me that name, and I am talking about
'Sands'. How do you know my name!?" The barrel of the gun found its
way under her jaw. Megan was thoroughly confused, not to mention
terrified. Did he really hate being bothered that much?? Geez! "Sorry, I only wanted your autograph." He muttered something, then everything went black.
Megan slowly opened her eyes, and gazed groggily around. Where the
hell was she? Oh yeah, on a bus, going only god knows where. She had
saved up almost three hundred dollars, and now half of it was gone,
spent on this stupid bus ticket. Oh well...She sighed, and dozed off
again.
"Hey missy, this is your stop!"
"Wha??" Megan mumbled. She came to, and realized she had slept through
the entire trip. Slowly making her way off the bus, she clutched her
small bag, and glanced around nervously. *What town am I in anyways?*
she thought. *Well geez dumbass, you don't even know where you are?
Brilliant. I see you will survive quite well on your own.* Cass was
letting her know she didn't approve of her actions. "Oh shuddup
already, have any better ideas?" The voice stayed quiet, and Megan
started towards the center of the small town.
"Hey!! Kid! You didn't pay the rest of your ticket!!" The loud voice
stopped her in her tracks. A large man, with a face that looked like a
pumpkin waddled in front of her.
"Excuse me, I paid when I go on the bus," megan informed Pumpkin Head.
"No no, you fell asleep, and you never got off at your stop, so now
that you are here, you must pay the full price."
"What!?? Where the hell am I?"
"You are in Mexico deary, now my money please?" Megan's jaw dropped.
Mexico?? She reluctantly handed Pumpkin Head the money, even though
this was clearly a rip off, but she wasn't very good at arguing.
Pumpkin Head waddled away, gleefully clutching her money in his paws.
Now that she had about five dollars left, she decided she might as
well spend it on food.
"Hold on a sec here smarty pants." Cass stopped her in her tracks.
"Whaddya want? I'm hungry!"
"Five dollars? After you blow it on your stomach, how are we going to
survive on FIVE DOLLARS???"
"Calm down! I'll think of something...well, I'd better anyways." She
hoped the people around her couldn't see she was talking to herself.
Once inside the first restaurant she saw, she gladly ordered some
food. As she commenced chewing, she glanced around the grimy bar. Her
gaze wandered, then stopped, then swung back to the man sitting at the
back. He was dressed in black, wearing sunglasses, and was enjoying a
plate of, she knew its name of course, Puerco Pibli. 'wow, my lucky
day. It's Johnny Depp! Maybe he's doing a sequel to once upon a time
in mexico or something. Wonder if he'd mind giving me an autograph.'
She smiled to herself. She had long admired Johnny Depp's acting, and
now here she was, sitting ten feet away from him! 'Well, it would
probably be nice to wait till he's finished,' she thought.
Throughout her meal, she kept an eye on him, and when he got up, she
quickly followed him. He stepped outside, and she did likewise.
"Umm, Mr. Depp?" She called to him. No answer. "Yo, Mr. Depp!" She
jogged up to him, and just as she was about to touch his arm, she
found herself staring down a gun barrel.
"I believe you have me confused with someone else. Now fuck off, or
you'll be eating lead." Whoa, that was most definitely [I]not[/I] the
reaction she was expecting. She gulped.
"But..but, aren't you Johnny Depp? I mean dressed as Agent Sands?" She
mumbled. Suddenly the gun was out of her face, and she felt herself
being shoved down a back alley. *Oh shit, this does not look good*
Cass whispered. She was shoved into the wall, and the gun reappeared
in her face.
"How the hell do you know my name?" The calm voice sounding so much
like the actor she knew, asked her.
"Ermm, well, everyone knows who you are Mr. Depp,"
"Why the hell do you call me that name, and I am talking about
'Sands'. How do you know my name!?" The barrel of the gun found its
way under her jaw. Megan was thoroughly confused, not to mention
terrified. Did he really hate being bothered that much?? Geez! "Sorry, I only wanted your autograph." He muttered something, then everything went black.