A/n- What can I say I'm bored.
A month later-
"-rockus, ruockius, rocckiuss." Spike put down the spell book and looked into the fish tank. Sure enough the swimming Riley fish was yes ladies and gents a gray rock.
Buffy walked into her room to see Spike sitting shirt-less on her bed staring at a rock in Dawn's fish tank.
"Honey were you sniffing my oils again?" Buffy said next to Spike on bed and put her head on Spike's shoulder.
"I'm not high luv." He grabbed the rock out of the fish tank and put it on Buffy's dresser.
"Then why were you staring at that rock, I mean there's nothing to look at." Buffy stared petting his messy hair.
"I'd ask you the same thing pet." Spike leaned into her touch.
"Okay now I know you're high." Buffy pushed Spike on the bed in a not-so- gently way. "What did you do?"
"Nnothingggg, that what would concern you. Why do you think that **I** did something, **I** never do anything pet." Spike flipped Buffy on her back.
"RRRight like last week when I caught **YOU** hammering my favorite movie into bits because you were jealous of the sexy lead guy." Buffy flipped Spike on his back.
"I wasn't jealous.. That movie was not meant for your eyes that's all." Spike flipped Buffy onto the ground.
"Ow, it was just She's All That Spike!" She continued to roll Spike on his back.
"Oh come on luv you were so checking Freddie Flinstone out!"
"His name is Freddie Prince Jr. And you are way cuter than him."
"I don't wana be cute luv. I wana be manly and dangerous!"
"Oh so you crying on Tru Confessions makes you manly and dangerous."
"Hey, that was a really touching movie." Spike put his hand over his heart. "It touched inside. SERIOUSLY!"
Buffy could see he wasn't joking.
"Oh, look at my sensitive manly boyfriend. I love you Spike."
"I love you too Buffy."
They started kissing when Buffy interrupted.
"Wait, why were staring at that rock?"
"I have my reasons luv."
Riley's thoughts- That no good stealing girlfriend, kitty, over-powered, stupid, unattractive, moreic, son of a-
"And they are.."
"Ok I guess I'll tell you the truth. That rock is Soldier-boy."
"Oh, william the bloody is making poetry about my x-boyfriends."
"No seriously pet that rock IS Riley."
"Sure it is Spike. Please stops talking about that insensitive jerk and let's move it. It's almost time for Dawn's party!"
"Okay don't say I didn't tell you pet."
TBC? The END?? WHAT?? R/r
A month later-
"-rockus, ruockius, rocckiuss." Spike put down the spell book and looked into the fish tank. Sure enough the swimming Riley fish was yes ladies and gents a gray rock.
Buffy walked into her room to see Spike sitting shirt-less on her bed staring at a rock in Dawn's fish tank.
"Honey were you sniffing my oils again?" Buffy said next to Spike on bed and put her head on Spike's shoulder.
"I'm not high luv." He grabbed the rock out of the fish tank and put it on Buffy's dresser.
"Then why were you staring at that rock, I mean there's nothing to look at." Buffy stared petting his messy hair.
"I'd ask you the same thing pet." Spike leaned into her touch.
"Okay now I know you're high." Buffy pushed Spike on the bed in a not-so- gently way. "What did you do?"
"Nnothingggg, that what would concern you. Why do you think that **I** did something, **I** never do anything pet." Spike flipped Buffy on her back.
"RRRight like last week when I caught **YOU** hammering my favorite movie into bits because you were jealous of the sexy lead guy." Buffy flipped Spike on his back.
"I wasn't jealous.. That movie was not meant for your eyes that's all." Spike flipped Buffy onto the ground.
"Ow, it was just She's All That Spike!" She continued to roll Spike on his back.
"Oh come on luv you were so checking Freddie Flinstone out!"
"His name is Freddie Prince Jr. And you are way cuter than him."
"I don't wana be cute luv. I wana be manly and dangerous!"
"Oh so you crying on Tru Confessions makes you manly and dangerous."
"Hey, that was a really touching movie." Spike put his hand over his heart. "It touched inside. SERIOUSLY!"
Buffy could see he wasn't joking.
"Oh, look at my sensitive manly boyfriend. I love you Spike."
"I love you too Buffy."
They started kissing when Buffy interrupted.
"Wait, why were staring at that rock?"
"I have my reasons luv."
Riley's thoughts- That no good stealing girlfriend, kitty, over-powered, stupid, unattractive, moreic, son of a-
"And they are.."
"Ok I guess I'll tell you the truth. That rock is Soldier-boy."
"Oh, william the bloody is making poetry about my x-boyfriends."
"No seriously pet that rock IS Riley."
"Sure it is Spike. Please stops talking about that insensitive jerk and let's move it. It's almost time for Dawn's party!"
"Okay don't say I didn't tell you pet."
TBC? The END?? WHAT?? R/r