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On with the show.. I mean roll it, wait no ACTION no..Um story? Yah the story..
"Spike are you ready for Dawn's surprise party?" Buffy yelled through the bathroom door.
She opened the door to see Spike dressed in a tight red turtleneck sweater with dark blue jeans. **YUMMY**
"If you keep shouting that pretty mouth off then it won't be a surprise party love." He flashed his trade mark smirk. "Yes luv I've been ready for an hour! What the bloody hell is taking you so long?" He looked inside the bathroom to see a scattered make-up kit and tons of used colored tissue paper.
"I couldn't decide on the dress color!" Buffy said coolly.
Spike looked down at her light purple winter dress that went down to her thighs. Complete with a small purse and silky scarf.
"Well, whatever you wear your nature beauty will always cover it up love."
"Are you trying to tell me that I look fat in this dress?" Buffy said getting panicked. "I knew I should've worn black!"
"Luv! I never said you were fat. If I didn't know you any better I'd say you were pregnant.. You're not pregnant are you luv?" Spike swallowed the lump in his throat.
"No!" Buffy said a little to quickly. "What ever g-gave you that idea?"
"I'm going to be a daddy!" Spike picked up Buffy off the ground and spun her around being as gentle as possible. "We can turn the guest into the nursery and we'll call him William of course, and if she's a girl we'll call her Christina or how about Christine no-"
"SPIKE! Calm down, I only took one test it might be wrong."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?" Spike pouted like an innocent child.
"Because I thought.. Ithoughtyouwouldleaveme."
"Come again luv?"
"I thought you would leave me." She said in a tiny whisper.
"WHAT?" Spike shouted. "Where in the bloody hell did you get a daft idea like that!" Spike grabbed Buffy's comb and helped her brush out her hair.
"Well, when most boyfriends find out that there skinny girlfriends are gonna be fat with a kid, they leave them."
"No offense but I'm NOT like most boyfriends, Buffy we're gonna be parents!"
"Oh no."
"WHAT?"
"That means I get the talk from mom."
"What talk?"
"You know the one: What were you thinking Buffy you're only 20 years old!" Buffy said imitating her mother's voice.
"You know you have to tell her ducks, now so she won't be to mad."
"I'm in such deep shit."
*~*~*~*~*~*~
Joyce threw her arms around Buffy and started crying then she grabbed Spike in the hug.
"I'm just so happy."
Buffy looked horrified and Spike looked amused.
"You two are finally going to settle down. Oh you have to live here so the baby can see me, HER GRANDMOTHER! Oh, OH, OH and you two HAVE to get married. Oh there's so much to do so little time!"
"Mom, we've only been going out for about a month. You're not mad?"
"NO! This is why I had kids, TO HAVE GRANDCHILDREN! And come on Buffy you two love each other and oh my gosh Spike I'm going to be a grandmother!" She started crying again. "Oh I'm going to go downstairs and finish Dawn's cake."
Buffy was stunned. **How, what, HUH? **
"Just one thing luv. How could we have a baby if my yaknow doesn't yaknow to your.. Yaknow?"
"I think you might have a little bit of a spark left."
"Well you know what this means right pet?"
"Free labor?"
"Nope even better, luv we can get married."
"Are you askin' me?"
"Are you acceptin'?"
"Yeah I guess I am, only if you buy a huge sparkly two karat diamond ring-"
"And so it begins."
"-Take me out to a romantic dinner under the shiny stars, near the peaceful ocean with a picnic with music-"
They walked hand-in-hand down the stairs as Buffy continued to ramble about how romantic white doves would be at their wedding.
TBC R/R
Next chapter: Buffy tells all that she's yaknow and not everyone is as happy as Joyce is.
On with the show.. I mean roll it, wait no ACTION no..Um story? Yah the story..
"Spike are you ready for Dawn's surprise party?" Buffy yelled through the bathroom door.
She opened the door to see Spike dressed in a tight red turtleneck sweater with dark blue jeans. **YUMMY**
"If you keep shouting that pretty mouth off then it won't be a surprise party love." He flashed his trade mark smirk. "Yes luv I've been ready for an hour! What the bloody hell is taking you so long?" He looked inside the bathroom to see a scattered make-up kit and tons of used colored tissue paper.
"I couldn't decide on the dress color!" Buffy said coolly.
Spike looked down at her light purple winter dress that went down to her thighs. Complete with a small purse and silky scarf.
"Well, whatever you wear your nature beauty will always cover it up love."
"Are you trying to tell me that I look fat in this dress?" Buffy said getting panicked. "I knew I should've worn black!"
"Luv! I never said you were fat. If I didn't know you any better I'd say you were pregnant.. You're not pregnant are you luv?" Spike swallowed the lump in his throat.
"No!" Buffy said a little to quickly. "What ever g-gave you that idea?"
"I'm going to be a daddy!" Spike picked up Buffy off the ground and spun her around being as gentle as possible. "We can turn the guest into the nursery and we'll call him William of course, and if she's a girl we'll call her Christina or how about Christine no-"
"SPIKE! Calm down, I only took one test it might be wrong."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?" Spike pouted like an innocent child.
"Because I thought.. Ithoughtyouwouldleaveme."
"Come again luv?"
"I thought you would leave me." She said in a tiny whisper.
"WHAT?" Spike shouted. "Where in the bloody hell did you get a daft idea like that!" Spike grabbed Buffy's comb and helped her brush out her hair.
"Well, when most boyfriends find out that there skinny girlfriends are gonna be fat with a kid, they leave them."
"No offense but I'm NOT like most boyfriends, Buffy we're gonna be parents!"
"Oh no."
"WHAT?"
"That means I get the talk from mom."
"What talk?"
"You know the one: What were you thinking Buffy you're only 20 years old!" Buffy said imitating her mother's voice.
"You know you have to tell her ducks, now so she won't be to mad."
"I'm in such deep shit."
*~*~*~*~*~*~
Joyce threw her arms around Buffy and started crying then she grabbed Spike in the hug.
"I'm just so happy."
Buffy looked horrified and Spike looked amused.
"You two are finally going to settle down. Oh you have to live here so the baby can see me, HER GRANDMOTHER! Oh, OH, OH and you two HAVE to get married. Oh there's so much to do so little time!"
"Mom, we've only been going out for about a month. You're not mad?"
"NO! This is why I had kids, TO HAVE GRANDCHILDREN! And come on Buffy you two love each other and oh my gosh Spike I'm going to be a grandmother!" She started crying again. "Oh I'm going to go downstairs and finish Dawn's cake."
Buffy was stunned. **How, what, HUH? **
"Just one thing luv. How could we have a baby if my yaknow doesn't yaknow to your.. Yaknow?"
"I think you might have a little bit of a spark left."
"Well you know what this means right pet?"
"Free labor?"
"Nope even better, luv we can get married."
"Are you askin' me?"
"Are you acceptin'?"
"Yeah I guess I am, only if you buy a huge sparkly two karat diamond ring-"
"And so it begins."
"-Take me out to a romantic dinner under the shiny stars, near the peaceful ocean with a picnic with music-"
They walked hand-in-hand down the stairs as Buffy continued to ramble about how romantic white doves would be at their wedding.
TBC R/R
Next chapter: Buffy tells all that she's yaknow and not everyone is as happy as Joyce is.