Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean, although I may claim that
Jack and or Will are my bitches. :P
A/N: Yay! I'm sure you guys like it when I post a bunch of chappys in a
link like this because I don't update so often. Okay, so hardly ever... Don't
hurt me! Anywho, the story continues!
Chapter 2, Rescue
"Angela?" Lisa whispered. She looked over to see her friend. Sleeping. Lisa sweatdropped. "Angela, come on!" she whispered, more urgently. There was still no response, so Lisa poked Angela, causing her to spring up and yelp. Lisa's eyes widened and she clapped her hand over Angela's mouth.
Angela whimpered, pulling away from Lisa so she could speak. "What's going on? I was having a good dream about Hotohori and Remy and my harem and-"
"Shut up!" Lisa demanded. "You can tell me about it later, but right now we have to get out of this little cubby hole. My legs are falling asleep."
"Yay!" Angela exclaimed happily, and then stopped looking over to the sleeping captain of the vessel. "Oh, we should be quiet," she whispered to Lisa. "Shhhh."
Lisa sweatdropped again. "Come on, he's drank enough rum to intoxicate all the fish in the ocean." She stood up out of their hiding place and Angela followed. She stretched, but the ship gave a lurch as they went over a big wave, causing her to topple over the side of the boat and splash into the churning sea below.
"Huh-? Wha-?" Jack leaped up, the bottle of rum dropping from his hand and crashing on the deck of the ship. He looked down, cursing angrily. He gazed at the shattered glass sadly and then smiled, lifting up another bottle of rum from next to the seat. "Always carry a backup," he slurred.
"Help!" Angela screamed. The pirate looked overboard and his eyes widened. He staggered over to the ropes and grabbed one holding it while looking over the edge again.
"How'd you get down there, love? S'the middle o' the bloody ocean."
"HELP her!" Lisa yelled. The drunken man shrugged and tossed the rope overboard and Angela climbed up. She grabbed onto the side and climbed back on deck, cold, wet and spluttering. "Are you OKAY?" Lisa asked.
Angela looked a little confused and a bit of a mess. Her hair was stuck to her face and her eyeliner and other makeup was running down her face in black rivulets. She stood up strait, squared her shoulders, and pointed at Jack. "Filthy pirate!" she said boldly. The man blinked in confusion. Angela took off the eyepatch with her other hand. "We're commandeering your ship!" Lisa sighed. "And don't even think of saying 'parlay'!"
"Why would I? 'S'my ship. I'm Captain."
Angela blinked, looking at Lisa as if for help. Finding none, her arm dropped to her side and she looked sad.
"We're not commandeering the ship, you moron!" said Lisa.
"We're not?" Angie asked, confused and a little disappointed.
"No we're not."
"But I want a ship!" Angela whined.
"Well go buy one, then!"
"No, I want the Black Pearl!"
"Baka!"
"Nuh uh! Fune ga hoshii!" Angie yelled.
"Maybe I've had a bit too much to drink..." mumbled Jack as the girls continued to argue in Japanese. "Or maybe not enough..." His thoughts were interrupted by a yelp, quickly followed by a screech. He turned quickly, his gun at the ready.
"You know I don't like being glomped!" yelled Lisa.
"There's no land!!" Angela whined, still holding onto her somewhat annoyed friend. She was near tears.
"We've been through this, Angela. Just because you can't see the land doesn't mean that it's no there! And let GO of me!"
Angela whimpered, relinquishing her hold on her friend. She looked to the pirate for confirmation.
He nodded. "She's right, mate. World's boon round since I can remember," Jack slurred. Angela still whimpered. "Now, if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing here if not commandeering?" He gained no answer. "What would two lovely young ladies as yourselves be doing on my ship dressed as boys?"
"We're not dressed like boys!" Lisa insisted.
"We're pirates!" said Angela happily.
Jack blinked. "You are not pirates," he decided aloud.
"Yes-HUH!" said Angela. "See?" she put on her soggy eye patch.
"Wouldya take that thing off already?" demanded Lisa. Angela pouted, taking if off again.
"So what are you two doing here?"
End Chapter Two
A/N: Ta da! Chapter 2! Okay, yeah, storyline next chapter I promise! Hope you like the bloopers :P
Bloopers
"There's no land!!" Angela whined, still holding onto her somewhat annoyed friend. She was near tears.
"We've been through this, Angela. Just because you can't see the land doesn't mean that it's no there! And let GO of me!"
Angela whimpered, relinquishing her hold on her friend. She looked to the pirate, and then ran at him, glomping him as well. They both sailed overboard.
Lisa went to the side of the boat and looked down at them. "Oh, don't expect ME to help you two. I knew I should have brought my camera."
Chapter 2, Rescue
"Angela?" Lisa whispered. She looked over to see her friend. Sleeping. Lisa sweatdropped. "Angela, come on!" she whispered, more urgently. There was still no response, so Lisa poked Angela, causing her to spring up and yelp. Lisa's eyes widened and she clapped her hand over Angela's mouth.
Angela whimpered, pulling away from Lisa so she could speak. "What's going on? I was having a good dream about Hotohori and Remy and my harem and-"
"Shut up!" Lisa demanded. "You can tell me about it later, but right now we have to get out of this little cubby hole. My legs are falling asleep."
"Yay!" Angela exclaimed happily, and then stopped looking over to the sleeping captain of the vessel. "Oh, we should be quiet," she whispered to Lisa. "Shhhh."
Lisa sweatdropped again. "Come on, he's drank enough rum to intoxicate all the fish in the ocean." She stood up out of their hiding place and Angela followed. She stretched, but the ship gave a lurch as they went over a big wave, causing her to topple over the side of the boat and splash into the churning sea below.
"Huh-? Wha-?" Jack leaped up, the bottle of rum dropping from his hand and crashing on the deck of the ship. He looked down, cursing angrily. He gazed at the shattered glass sadly and then smiled, lifting up another bottle of rum from next to the seat. "Always carry a backup," he slurred.
"Help!" Angela screamed. The pirate looked overboard and his eyes widened. He staggered over to the ropes and grabbed one holding it while looking over the edge again.
"How'd you get down there, love? S'the middle o' the bloody ocean."
"HELP her!" Lisa yelled. The drunken man shrugged and tossed the rope overboard and Angela climbed up. She grabbed onto the side and climbed back on deck, cold, wet and spluttering. "Are you OKAY?" Lisa asked.
Angela looked a little confused and a bit of a mess. Her hair was stuck to her face and her eyeliner and other makeup was running down her face in black rivulets. She stood up strait, squared her shoulders, and pointed at Jack. "Filthy pirate!" she said boldly. The man blinked in confusion. Angela took off the eyepatch with her other hand. "We're commandeering your ship!" Lisa sighed. "And don't even think of saying 'parlay'!"
"Why would I? 'S'my ship. I'm Captain."
Angela blinked, looking at Lisa as if for help. Finding none, her arm dropped to her side and she looked sad.
"We're not commandeering the ship, you moron!" said Lisa.
"We're not?" Angie asked, confused and a little disappointed.
"No we're not."
"But I want a ship!" Angela whined.
"Well go buy one, then!"
"No, I want the Black Pearl!"
"Baka!"
"Nuh uh! Fune ga hoshii!" Angie yelled.
"Maybe I've had a bit too much to drink..." mumbled Jack as the girls continued to argue in Japanese. "Or maybe not enough..." His thoughts were interrupted by a yelp, quickly followed by a screech. He turned quickly, his gun at the ready.
"You know I don't like being glomped!" yelled Lisa.
"There's no land!!" Angela whined, still holding onto her somewhat annoyed friend. She was near tears.
"We've been through this, Angela. Just because you can't see the land doesn't mean that it's no there! And let GO of me!"
Angela whimpered, relinquishing her hold on her friend. She looked to the pirate for confirmation.
He nodded. "She's right, mate. World's boon round since I can remember," Jack slurred. Angela still whimpered. "Now, if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing here if not commandeering?" He gained no answer. "What would two lovely young ladies as yourselves be doing on my ship dressed as boys?"
"We're not dressed like boys!" Lisa insisted.
"We're pirates!" said Angela happily.
Jack blinked. "You are not pirates," he decided aloud.
"Yes-HUH!" said Angela. "See?" she put on her soggy eye patch.
"Wouldya take that thing off already?" demanded Lisa. Angela pouted, taking if off again.
"So what are you two doing here?"
End Chapter Two
A/N: Ta da! Chapter 2! Okay, yeah, storyline next chapter I promise! Hope you like the bloopers :P
Bloopers
"There's no land!!" Angela whined, still holding onto her somewhat annoyed friend. She was near tears.
"We've been through this, Angela. Just because you can't see the land doesn't mean that it's no there! And let GO of me!"
Angela whimpered, relinquishing her hold on her friend. She looked to the pirate, and then ran at him, glomping him as well. They both sailed overboard.
Lisa went to the side of the boat and looked down at them. "Oh, don't expect ME to help you two. I knew I should have brought my camera."