A/n- SO sorry for the wait! I just got Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. I just finished it. My fans for my story 'Penny for your thoughts' have been waiting for updates too. I redid chapter 11. So if you're wondering 'why is the story shorter' it's because I edited out the evil Angel and all that.

I read it over and even I thought it was bad. I have no idea why I thought of that. Sorry, for being late and for my HORRIBLE grammar in the other chapters.

Well, on with it

Buffy and Spike where sitting on the couch. Buffy looked so sad she had tears streaming down her face messing up her mascara. Spike looked seriously concerned and put his arms protectively around her waist.

"I not ready to have a baby. And I'll never be a good mother! Not like that lady. She has a gorgeous house, she doesn't have to work, and she can COOK."

"That's the last time I watch a bloody Lifetime movie with you love." They sat together watching the credits roll up the screen.

"Are you saying you're gonna leave me?" Buffy screamed frantically.

"Pet, for the 7th time TO-day. I'm am not going to leave you. No matter how out-of-control your hormones are. OKAY?"

"CONTROL????? You're the one who did THIS to me!" Buffy motioned to her still flat stomach. "Don't you dare talk to ME about control!"

"Look ducks, you've only been pregnant what? A month? You really need to calm down sweetheart. You know that I would never leave you. No matter how emotional you get. No matter how angry you get, no matter how fat you get-"

"ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I'M FAT!?!" Buffy slipped out of his arms and ran upstairs to the bathroom.

"That women is driving me insane." He muttered to himself as he walked upstairs to check on his finance.

Buffy was standing on the scale. She looked up at Spike and folded her arms.

"I gained 4 pounds." She burst into tears again and said, "I am FAT!"

Spike scooped her up into his arms and carried her to their bedroom and sat her down on the bed.

"Love, listen to me. You are not fat, you're skinner than a sodding toothpick and you know it. So don't deny it. I love you. I love YOU. Not your looks, YOU."

"So I'm ugly now?"

"No, you are never ugly in my eyes baby."

"So to EVERYONE ELSE I'm ugly?"

"Okay, I'm trying to be super sensitive and calm. SO, I'm just going to Giles' to see what's up. I want you to take a nice hot bath. Put all of your bloody salts, soaps, and oils or whatever in the water to help you relax. I'll be back in half an hour." He kissed her forehead. "I love you. You drive me insane, but I love you."

"I know. Me too." Buffy smiled softly and kissed Spike softly on the lips.

"Just think, you were a cat a month ago. Now we're engaged. I really thought you left me." '

"I could never leave you. For three reasons: 1) I would never forgive myself. 2) I don't have the heart. 3) You'd kick my ass."

Buffy giggled slightly.

"That's so true, I would kick your ass. You know me to well."

"Yeah it's almost scary huh pet? Me knowing all your little secrets and feelings."

"Definitely scary, but at the same time it's nice to have an equal. Who knows me and who isn't weak. But strong in every way possible." She paused. "Great now I sound like a hallmark card!"

"Yeah you do. But it was straight from your heart." He kissed her forehead lightly. "See you later luv."

Spike smiled softly and turned to walk out the door.

R/R Too fluffy/mushy? Funny yesno. TELL ME!!! Thankx for taking out your reading schedule to read my insane fic. (I am evil for leaving you hangn' huh?)