As spike made his way to Giles' his mind was racing with thoughts.
How could that picture be real?
He thought about this many times but never really took it that seriously. He thought it was because of the spell Harmony had cast upon him. It very well could be but he wasn't so sure about Buffy's baby.
He knew it wasn't anyone else's because he would have smelt them on her in an instant.
Spike finally reached his destination AKA the Watcher Pad.
He brought his hand up to knock but realized that he was still the big bad so he just waltzed right in as if he owned the apartment.
By doing this he scared Giles half to death.
"Bloody 'ell, Spike don't you have any respect for a man's dignity?"
"You're telling me about dignity? What about chaining me up to the sodding bathtub. That's taking a man's dignity."
"I had good reason to!" Giles half-yelled as he took off his glasses.
"Oh yeah, let's chain poor defense William the Bloody up because we're scared of what he might do." Spike said with a mock English accent.
"We're getting no where fighting Spike. I have some disturbing news-"
"Blah, Blah, BLAH. That's all I hear comin' from your mouth watcher."
"Becauseofthespellyourpartlyhumanandthat'swhyyoucanhavekids." Giles said in one breath.
"All I heard was human and kids, and by the sound of that I know you're not telling me everything ripper."
"I hate this a lot more than you! You took Buffy away from me!"
"She was never yours to begin with!"
Giles sighed deeply, sounding rather annoyed.
"Okay here's what's really going on. This spell that Harmony cast will not make Buffy have just one child." Giles took a deep breath. "She'll have four."
"Wow, I knew I was good in bed but not that good."
"Please don't ever talk about your sex life in front of me ever again."
"What? It's true, you can even ask Dru, Darla, Harmony, Buffy even Ang-"
"I'll PRETEND I'm not hearing this!"
"Ok, fine. So why four?"
"Well it evens out the balance."
"Balance meaning...?"
"Well, two boys. One would be evil and the other good. That's your side, its like one William and one Vampire Spike. The other two are girls. One Slayer and one would be whatever human characteristic Buffy posses. Do you understand where I'm coming from?'
"So, two boys. One would be a crying poet and the other a handsome debonair boy. Then two more girls one that can kick my ass and the other a sodding cheerleader?"
"Sort of like that yes. But they wouldn't come that the same time. That's the problem."
"Wait I have to have four kids and there's a problem with that?"
"Well, you have three options. According to the text Buffy would either have to have two sets of twins. Or go through the pain of four separate births-"
"What if she doesn't have four kids?"
"Then she will perish, as will you and whatever offspring you have had."
"And what text is this?"
"That doesn't matter right now. I hate to admit this but Spike if you leave Buffy without producing 4 heirs, she will die." Giles said seriously. He waited for Spike's reaction.
Spike smirked evilly.
"So you're giving me permission to sleep with the closed person you have to a daughter?"
"Yes." Giles answered tightly through his gritted teeth.
"What if we 'produce' five kids?" Spike was enjoying this very much.
"Then you would have to have eight, but I'm afraid of that happening."
"So, after the forth kid I have to start using condoms?"
"Yes." Giles smirked. "Or you could give up sex entirely."
"Over my rotting corpse."
"Thought I'd at least try." Giles muttered under his breath.
"Do you want me to tell Buffy?"
"Do you want me to tell you to tell Buffy even though you'd just do it anyway?" Giles asked raising his eyebrow.
"True. Well, this is like a new beginning 'ay? First I'm a cat then I'm shaggin' the slayer. Now I'm gonna be a daddy." Spike turned toward the door. But has he reached the wooden door he once more. "Don't you just love new beginnings?" Spike was smiling like a madman.
He giggled slightly, which was very creepy. Then walked out the door to tell Buffy the semi good news.
A/N- So sorry this is so late. I'll try to update. (Hey I rhymed). As you can tell this will be going to go into another story sooner or later. Hope you like, please R/R!
How could that picture be real?
He thought about this many times but never really took it that seriously. He thought it was because of the spell Harmony had cast upon him. It very well could be but he wasn't so sure about Buffy's baby.
He knew it wasn't anyone else's because he would have smelt them on her in an instant.
Spike finally reached his destination AKA the Watcher Pad.
He brought his hand up to knock but realized that he was still the big bad so he just waltzed right in as if he owned the apartment.
By doing this he scared Giles half to death.
"Bloody 'ell, Spike don't you have any respect for a man's dignity?"
"You're telling me about dignity? What about chaining me up to the sodding bathtub. That's taking a man's dignity."
"I had good reason to!" Giles half-yelled as he took off his glasses.
"Oh yeah, let's chain poor defense William the Bloody up because we're scared of what he might do." Spike said with a mock English accent.
"We're getting no where fighting Spike. I have some disturbing news-"
"Blah, Blah, BLAH. That's all I hear comin' from your mouth watcher."
"Becauseofthespellyourpartlyhumanandthat'swhyyoucanhavekids." Giles said in one breath.
"All I heard was human and kids, and by the sound of that I know you're not telling me everything ripper."
"I hate this a lot more than you! You took Buffy away from me!"
"She was never yours to begin with!"
Giles sighed deeply, sounding rather annoyed.
"Okay here's what's really going on. This spell that Harmony cast will not make Buffy have just one child." Giles took a deep breath. "She'll have four."
"Wow, I knew I was good in bed but not that good."
"Please don't ever talk about your sex life in front of me ever again."
"What? It's true, you can even ask Dru, Darla, Harmony, Buffy even Ang-"
"I'll PRETEND I'm not hearing this!"
"Ok, fine. So why four?"
"Well it evens out the balance."
"Balance meaning...?"
"Well, two boys. One would be evil and the other good. That's your side, its like one William and one Vampire Spike. The other two are girls. One Slayer and one would be whatever human characteristic Buffy posses. Do you understand where I'm coming from?'
"So, two boys. One would be a crying poet and the other a handsome debonair boy. Then two more girls one that can kick my ass and the other a sodding cheerleader?"
"Sort of like that yes. But they wouldn't come that the same time. That's the problem."
"Wait I have to have four kids and there's a problem with that?"
"Well, you have three options. According to the text Buffy would either have to have two sets of twins. Or go through the pain of four separate births-"
"What if she doesn't have four kids?"
"Then she will perish, as will you and whatever offspring you have had."
"And what text is this?"
"That doesn't matter right now. I hate to admit this but Spike if you leave Buffy without producing 4 heirs, she will die." Giles said seriously. He waited for Spike's reaction.
Spike smirked evilly.
"So you're giving me permission to sleep with the closed person you have to a daughter?"
"Yes." Giles answered tightly through his gritted teeth.
"What if we 'produce' five kids?" Spike was enjoying this very much.
"Then you would have to have eight, but I'm afraid of that happening."
"So, after the forth kid I have to start using condoms?"
"Yes." Giles smirked. "Or you could give up sex entirely."
"Over my rotting corpse."
"Thought I'd at least try." Giles muttered under his breath.
"Do you want me to tell Buffy?"
"Do you want me to tell you to tell Buffy even though you'd just do it anyway?" Giles asked raising his eyebrow.
"True. Well, this is like a new beginning 'ay? First I'm a cat then I'm shaggin' the slayer. Now I'm gonna be a daddy." Spike turned toward the door. But has he reached the wooden door he once more. "Don't you just love new beginnings?" Spike was smiling like a madman.
He giggled slightly, which was very creepy. Then walked out the door to tell Buffy the semi good news.
A/N- So sorry this is so late. I'll try to update. (Hey I rhymed). As you can tell this will be going to go into another story sooner or later. Hope you like, please R/R!