A/N: FINALLY IM UPDATING. By The Way The new Tamantha looks 10 times better
then in the boy who would Become Queen part 1. Also, I mentioned "THE FIRST
CHAPTER IS SHORT" there's a reason, and sicne it's a fanfic, it doesn't
need a problem immediatley, there are two. You will learn them later!
As we left off Tamantha was going into Trixies limo. Tamantha is talking to Wanda---------
Tamantha: (Whispering) Wanda----
Wanda: If it is not a wish do not talk to me.
Tamantha: Why though?
Wanda: I am now a certified lesbian.
Tamantha: Uhhh what is a lesbian?
Wanda: When two women love each other.
Tamantha: Oh.
Wanda: Does your mom tell you these things?
Tamantha: Duh she is a psycho.
Wanda: Not in your girl life.
Tamantha: Huh?
Wanda: She does not work because of all the money they saved by not returning non-refundable girl stuff.
Tamantha: Huh?
Wanda: Remember when we found out about Crockers past and we saw your mom pregnant and the truck was filled up with girl stuff?
Tamantha: Oh yeah.
Trixie: So who do you like better, Ted or Chet?
Tamantha: uhhhhhhhh you choose.
Trixie: Okay you take Chet and I will take Ted tonight.
Tamantha: Uh oh
Trixie: What do you mean uh oh?
Tamantha: Uh oh meaning I uh wanted to do with Ted?
Trixie: Okay fine.
(Running behind the limo you see Veronica.)
Tamantha: I bumped my head on a shelf when I woke up so I am forgetting stuff. Why is Veronica running behind us, I thought she was popular.
Trixie: Duh, that bump must have hurt your head pretty hard. Veronica is the most least popular girl in school. She had to take Elmer to the dance last year remember?
Tamantha: Oh yeah.
Trixie: Do not forget tomorrow is the fashion show and the Yearbook club.
Tamantha: Oh yeah great.
(At Crockers class.)
Mr. Crocker: Hello everybody, the A+s are ready and I baked cookies for everyone!
Tamantha: (whispering to Wanda) Why is Crocker so nice?
Wanda: Remember when he had us as Fairy God Parents?
Tamantha: Yeah.
Wanda: Without your wish of going back to the time when he lost us as Fairy God Parents, he never lost us until he was 21.
Tamantha: So he is nice now?
Wanda: The most respected person in Dimmsdale.
Tamantha: Wow, cool. Mr. Crocker, since I am only the second most popular person in this class, can I have an extra cookie?
(Trixie gasps and looks at Tamantha)
Trixie: You cannot eat a cookie, you are a gonna be model, MODELS CANNOT EAT ANYTHING WITH OVER .5 GRAMS OF FAT IN THEM!
Tamantha: Oh yeah, just testing you Denzel.
(Crocker laughs)
Trixie: Denzel, may Tamantha and I go to the bathroom?
Crocker: Okay sure, by the way good job on your A+ Trixie and Tamantha.
(In the bathroom)
Trixie: You got some amnesia, look I do not know whats going on with you, but can you act normal?
Tamantha: I am very sorry what is normal again?
Trixie: You have to laugh when I say mean things about Veronica like when I told you about her being unpopular and taking Elmer to the dance.
Tamantha: Okay....
Trixie: And remember to annoy the wanna be people such as Chester AJ all the people in the Audio Visual Club and so on.
Tamantha: (Sadly) Okay fine.
Trixie: Why do you feel sad?
Tamantha: Oh I am not sad.
Trixie: Okay, Great let us go back to class.
Tamantha: Good idea.
(Back at class)
Crocker: Well since all of you have no homework, does anyone have a problem in life today?
Tamantha (To Trixie): Why is Crocker doing this?
Trixie: Wow you must be suffering from some amnesia. Denzel is only the best teacher to the un-popular kids.
Crocker: Chester you seem blue, what is going on with you?
Chester: (sigh) I have a problem.
Crocker: What is it?
Chester: I have no date to the dance tomorrow.
Crocker: Okay, someone must want to take this fine young gentleman to the dance.
Tamantha(Thinking in Timmys voice): Maybe as a girl I can make Chester happier.
Crocker: Well I do not think anyone wants to. COME ON ONE OF YOU THIS IS A FINE MAN!
Chester: Dude, it is okay. I do not like to dance anyway.
Tamantha: I will go with you!
(The whole class gasps.)
(Trixie covers her mouth)
Trixie: She is just kidding, why would she go out with an unpopular guy like you?
Crocker: Well no offense Chester, you are a fine young man and your time to shine will be in twelve years. It is now the popular people time to shine. What is wrong with you Tamantha?
AUTHORS NOTE: I HOPE YOU DO NOT THINK THIS IS MEAN TO UNPOPULAR PEOPLE. I AM UNPOPULAR SO I WOULD NOT MAKE FUN OF UNPOPULA PEOPLE. Back to the story.
Tamantha: I bumped m--- (Trixie is covering her mouth again.)
Trixie: She hurt her head this morning because she was knocked out of bed after her mom screamed. She is not thinking right.
Tamantha: Why did you cover my mouth like that?
Trixie: Duh, Dimmsdale law. Any popular person cannot mention something stupid or else he or she will not be popular anymore!
Tamantha: who passed that law?
Trixie: You did remember because you love being popular so much, you do not want any popular person be an idiot.
Tamantha: Oh yeah, when did I do that?
Trixie: Duh, about one month ago.
Tamantha: Oh yeah.
Crocker: Tamantha, Trixie do you want to share what you are talking about at this moment?
Trixie: No, but Tamantha should be in the nurse right now.
Crocker: What, her amnesia. Fine I do not want anymore disruption!
Trixie (Whispering): You better still be on for our dates tonight, I will pick you up. Call me okay.
Tamantha: Okay.
(Tamantha goes home and starts to talk to Cosma and Wanda.)
Tamantha: Can you help me out?
Wanda: Why so we can be lesbians longer?
Cosma: Change me back to a boy!
Tamantha: Fine I wish Cosma was a boy again.
(Wanda changes Cosmo into a boy again.)
Cosmo: Yay, that is the problem solved for today.
Wanda: Not exactly.
Tamantha and Cosmo: What do you mean?
Wanda: Your date!
Tamantha: I am not going on a date tonight.
Wanda: Well after what you have done to me and Cosmo already, I am going to call her and say in your voice that you want to go out.
Tamantha: I just will not go out with Ted.
Wanda: Hear this recording we heard her say.
(Wanda takes out a tape recorder and plays it.)
Recording (In Trixies voice): If Tamantha does not go out tonight, Ted and Chet will hate me and I will not be as popular as before. She better come tonight.
Tamantha: Wow, I bet this will be the only bad thing about being popular.
Wanda: Get ready.
(Cosmo and Wanda laugh hysterically.)
END OF CHAPTER TWO.
So. Did you like it or no? R&R and I will update after I update my other story.
As we left off Tamantha was going into Trixies limo. Tamantha is talking to Wanda---------
Tamantha: (Whispering) Wanda----
Wanda: If it is not a wish do not talk to me.
Tamantha: Why though?
Wanda: I am now a certified lesbian.
Tamantha: Uhhh what is a lesbian?
Wanda: When two women love each other.
Tamantha: Oh.
Wanda: Does your mom tell you these things?
Tamantha: Duh she is a psycho.
Wanda: Not in your girl life.
Tamantha: Huh?
Wanda: She does not work because of all the money they saved by not returning non-refundable girl stuff.
Tamantha: Huh?
Wanda: Remember when we found out about Crockers past and we saw your mom pregnant and the truck was filled up with girl stuff?
Tamantha: Oh yeah.
Trixie: So who do you like better, Ted or Chet?
Tamantha: uhhhhhhhh you choose.
Trixie: Okay you take Chet and I will take Ted tonight.
Tamantha: Uh oh
Trixie: What do you mean uh oh?
Tamantha: Uh oh meaning I uh wanted to do with Ted?
Trixie: Okay fine.
(Running behind the limo you see Veronica.)
Tamantha: I bumped my head on a shelf when I woke up so I am forgetting stuff. Why is Veronica running behind us, I thought she was popular.
Trixie: Duh, that bump must have hurt your head pretty hard. Veronica is the most least popular girl in school. She had to take Elmer to the dance last year remember?
Tamantha: Oh yeah.
Trixie: Do not forget tomorrow is the fashion show and the Yearbook club.
Tamantha: Oh yeah great.
(At Crockers class.)
Mr. Crocker: Hello everybody, the A+s are ready and I baked cookies for everyone!
Tamantha: (whispering to Wanda) Why is Crocker so nice?
Wanda: Remember when he had us as Fairy God Parents?
Tamantha: Yeah.
Wanda: Without your wish of going back to the time when he lost us as Fairy God Parents, he never lost us until he was 21.
Tamantha: So he is nice now?
Wanda: The most respected person in Dimmsdale.
Tamantha: Wow, cool. Mr. Crocker, since I am only the second most popular person in this class, can I have an extra cookie?
(Trixie gasps and looks at Tamantha)
Trixie: You cannot eat a cookie, you are a gonna be model, MODELS CANNOT EAT ANYTHING WITH OVER .5 GRAMS OF FAT IN THEM!
Tamantha: Oh yeah, just testing you Denzel.
(Crocker laughs)
Trixie: Denzel, may Tamantha and I go to the bathroom?
Crocker: Okay sure, by the way good job on your A+ Trixie and Tamantha.
(In the bathroom)
Trixie: You got some amnesia, look I do not know whats going on with you, but can you act normal?
Tamantha: I am very sorry what is normal again?
Trixie: You have to laugh when I say mean things about Veronica like when I told you about her being unpopular and taking Elmer to the dance.
Tamantha: Okay....
Trixie: And remember to annoy the wanna be people such as Chester AJ all the people in the Audio Visual Club and so on.
Tamantha: (Sadly) Okay fine.
Trixie: Why do you feel sad?
Tamantha: Oh I am not sad.
Trixie: Okay, Great let us go back to class.
Tamantha: Good idea.
(Back at class)
Crocker: Well since all of you have no homework, does anyone have a problem in life today?
Tamantha (To Trixie): Why is Crocker doing this?
Trixie: Wow you must be suffering from some amnesia. Denzel is only the best teacher to the un-popular kids.
Crocker: Chester you seem blue, what is going on with you?
Chester: (sigh) I have a problem.
Crocker: What is it?
Chester: I have no date to the dance tomorrow.
Crocker: Okay, someone must want to take this fine young gentleman to the dance.
Tamantha(Thinking in Timmys voice): Maybe as a girl I can make Chester happier.
Crocker: Well I do not think anyone wants to. COME ON ONE OF YOU THIS IS A FINE MAN!
Chester: Dude, it is okay. I do not like to dance anyway.
Tamantha: I will go with you!
(The whole class gasps.)
(Trixie covers her mouth)
Trixie: She is just kidding, why would she go out with an unpopular guy like you?
Crocker: Well no offense Chester, you are a fine young man and your time to shine will be in twelve years. It is now the popular people time to shine. What is wrong with you Tamantha?
AUTHORS NOTE: I HOPE YOU DO NOT THINK THIS IS MEAN TO UNPOPULAR PEOPLE. I AM UNPOPULAR SO I WOULD NOT MAKE FUN OF UNPOPULA PEOPLE. Back to the story.
Tamantha: I bumped m--- (Trixie is covering her mouth again.)
Trixie: She hurt her head this morning because she was knocked out of bed after her mom screamed. She is not thinking right.
Tamantha: Why did you cover my mouth like that?
Trixie: Duh, Dimmsdale law. Any popular person cannot mention something stupid or else he or she will not be popular anymore!
Tamantha: who passed that law?
Trixie: You did remember because you love being popular so much, you do not want any popular person be an idiot.
Tamantha: Oh yeah, when did I do that?
Trixie: Duh, about one month ago.
Tamantha: Oh yeah.
Crocker: Tamantha, Trixie do you want to share what you are talking about at this moment?
Trixie: No, but Tamantha should be in the nurse right now.
Crocker: What, her amnesia. Fine I do not want anymore disruption!
Trixie (Whispering): You better still be on for our dates tonight, I will pick you up. Call me okay.
Tamantha: Okay.
(Tamantha goes home and starts to talk to Cosma and Wanda.)
Tamantha: Can you help me out?
Wanda: Why so we can be lesbians longer?
Cosma: Change me back to a boy!
Tamantha: Fine I wish Cosma was a boy again.
(Wanda changes Cosmo into a boy again.)
Cosmo: Yay, that is the problem solved for today.
Wanda: Not exactly.
Tamantha and Cosmo: What do you mean?
Wanda: Your date!
Tamantha: I am not going on a date tonight.
Wanda: Well after what you have done to me and Cosmo already, I am going to call her and say in your voice that you want to go out.
Tamantha: I just will not go out with Ted.
Wanda: Hear this recording we heard her say.
(Wanda takes out a tape recorder and plays it.)
Recording (In Trixies voice): If Tamantha does not go out tonight, Ted and Chet will hate me and I will not be as popular as before. She better come tonight.
Tamantha: Wow, I bet this will be the only bad thing about being popular.
Wanda: Get ready.
(Cosmo and Wanda laugh hysterically.)
END OF CHAPTER TWO.
So. Did you like it or no? R&R and I will update after I update my other story.