A/N: This is the sickest chapter yet. Tamantha goes out on a date with Ted
and Trixie goes out with Chet/Chad. Thanks for all the reviews. BTW IM A
MALE AND I MAKE THESE AT 1 AM SO SOMETIMES I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM SAYING.
(We all start right at the end of the last chapter.)
Tamantha: What do you mean by get ready?
Cosmo: Well as this plot may go---
Tamantha: What plot? Man, Cosmo! Can't you concentrate for more than 2 minutes? This isn't a TV show or a scripted story! This is REAL LIFE! (Thank you JediWanda for the inspiration for that line (DON'T SUE ME :-0) okay back to the story.)
(The phone rings, Tamantha picks up.)
Trixie: Tamantha, hi.
Tamantha: How come the phone is always for me?
Trixie: Okay either you have amnesia or you are taking popular idea: acting weird too far.
Tamantha: Yeah, I have amnesia.
Trixie: Did you read my message that said you have to go out or else I will not be popular?
(Tamantha turns to wanda.)
Tamantha: Hold on trixie. WANDA, I THOUGHT YOU GOT THAT USING YOUR MAGIC!
(Trixie is listening.)
Trixie: What magic?
Tamantha: Duh, from my fairy godparent, Wanda. (Shuts her mouth quickly.)
(Jorgan and the Men In Black Scene from The episode when you find out about Crockers past.)
Jorgan: She better not believe you! If she does, you lose your godparent!
Trixie (On the phone): ARNOLD SCHWARTZENGERMAN? AHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU! Tamantha Really has a fairy godparent? If I did not hear you say it, I would never believe she had one.
Jorgan: Oopsie (Starts to take Wanda away, but wanda takes out her rule book.)
Wanda: The rule book says if what just happened right now just happened, you have to have Trixie forget what just happened.
(Jorgan does freezes time and comes back when he realizes something.)
Jorgan: Wait, Tamantha are you supposed to be a little human boy?
Tamantha: I thought you made everyone think I was a girl the whole time!
Wanda: The rulebook says you cannot make fairy god parents think some way.
Jorgan: HAHAHA, You became a little puny human little girl My Muscles are cracking up (His face comes on his bicep and laughs.)
Tamantha: I wish he was gone
Wanda: I can still do that.
(Jorgan goes away with time moving again.)
Trixie: Anyway, please, you got to come please.
Tamantha: (Groaning) Fine Trixie.
Trixie: I will pick you up at six.
Tamantha: Okay.
(They end their phone conversation about 20 minutes later.)
(Six PM.)
Wanda: Tamantha (Wanda Cracks up.) Trixie and your DATES (she Cracks up again with Cosmo) are here.
Tamantha: Oh God, well here I go.
(Cosmo and Wanda Laugh even harder.)
Tamantha: Well if you are laughing about this, I wish you will have to come on the date with me. You do not want to be found out.
Wanda: Okay, but if we are found out, you stay a girl forever (She and Cosmo Crack up.)
Tamantha: I wish you both cannot laugh anymore for the rest of your lives if you make fun of me.
Cosmo and Wanda: What?
Tamantha: I said I wish.
(They grant her wish. They also give her a dress for the date and perfume.)
(Trixie arrives)
Trixie: Hi Tamantha time for our double date.
Tamantha: Uh oh.
Trixie: I am going to stop that new idea of acting weird. Anyway since this is our first date, I have some advice. Always be nice to them and try to give tem their first kiss tonight.
Tamantha: (Sadly) Okay, let's go.
(They arrive at a French Restaurant. On the way while having some non- alcoholic Piña Coladas.) (PS They are good.)
Trixie: Okay Sweetie, I have something to confess.
Ted and Chet: What?
Trixie: I have never been to a French restaurant before.
Chet: Neither have we. All there is in a French restaurant is snails, smelly cheese, cow brains, and dead frogs.
Tamantha: AHHHHH, DEAD FROGS!
Ted: Oh sorry Tamantha I love you and all, but get over the dead frog fear.
Tamantha: Fine.
(At the restaurant Chez something, they are at the table looking at the dinner menu.)
Chet: Boo Yah, I am right.
Trixie: How beautiful date?
Chet: In the menu, Grenouilles mortes, cerveaux de vache, fromage de bleu, and escargots. Which according to my crappy altavista Translator means Dead frogs, Brains of Cow, Cheese of bleu which is smelly old cheese, and escargots which is snails.
Tamantha: Let us just get pizza and leave this place.
Ted: You smell so good. Let us just get pizza.
Tamantha: I just said that.
Ted: Whatever.
(Trixie shuts Tamanthas mouth and whispers to her.)
Trixie: Tamantha, boys do not want to be treated like they are dumb.
Tamantha: Where did you learn that?
Trixie: My Dating Tip Machine.
Tamantha: Okay---
(They all take their limo to Luigis place.)
Luigi (In a French accent): Hello children, my specials tonight are Dead frogs, Cow Cow Brains, Bleu Cheese, and snails.
Chet: But all of you people named Luigi are supposed to be Itallian.
Luigi: Racist, GET OUT OF HERE!
(THEY Finally find a pizza place.)
(At the pizza place---)
Trixie: I have some great advice, when Ted is not is not looking, eat on the other side and you will meet lips.
Tamantha: Do I have to?
Trixie: Yes or else I will make you not popular anymore.
Tamantha: Uh oh. (Whispers to Wanda, help me.)
Wanda: Okay, fine. Here is what you should do. You ne—(Jorgan interrupts.)
Jorgan: Wanda, Cosmo, Huge emergency fairy meeting NOW.
(Cosmo and Wanda leave to Fairy World.)
Trixie: Where did your necklace and bracelet go?
Tamantha: I never had a necklace or bracelet.
Trixie: Whatever, kiss Ted.
Tamantha: okay. Uh oh.
(As they are eating their .5 gram of fat pizza, Trixie does the pizza idea as she is giving signals to Tamantha.)
Tamantha: Okay fine. (Takes a deep breath and takes the back of the pizza Ted is eating until they finally meet and kiss.)
Tamantha/timmy thinking: Oh my God I am kissing Ted and he is a boy. Oh my God, I AM GAY! But wait, if I am a girl and I am kissing a girl, I am a lesbian. Ahh too confusing. I wonder how Cosmo and Wanda are doing at Fairy World.
(At Fairy World---)
Jorgan : In this meeting which will last for 48 hours straight with 56,000 issues so remember to write everything down.
(Back at their date. Timmy/Tamantha is shockingly enjoying their date.)
Tamantha: So Sweetie Ted how did you like your kiss?
Ted: I actually liked it.
Tamantha/Timmy (Thinking): Okay I am in love with a boy what am I? Am I a bisexual or what? Where do I know that word? HockeyUSA272 YOU ARE A SICK PERVERT!
HockeyUSA272: Hey sorry it is 2 AM and I am tired, when else do you think I would write this stuff?
Tamantha/Timmy: True, very true. Anyway---
Trixie: Waiter!
Waiter: Yes?
Trixie: Can I speak with the owner?
Waiter: What did I do? I am not a bad waiter (Runs out of the restaurant crying.)
Trixie: Okay------
Chet: No Trixie, the Restaurant is on me.
Trixie: You are so cute.
(They find another waiter and buy the pizza place which is now called Trix so now everybody thinks it is a place to get cereal. Luckily it is called Trix, The Pizza place.)
(Meanwhile in the limo after the date Trixie is kissing Chet and Tamantha/Timmy is kissing Ted. Then they arrive home. In Fairy World, Cosmo and Wanda are asleep when they are talking about issue number 10,213.)
Jorgan: Now puny faries, we are talking about issue 10,213 sex changing wishes. We havfe found out something really bad about them. In a span of two months any god child who has wished or had his or her gender changed and everybody suspects they are that gender will completley become that gender within a two month span. First effects in the male to female is that the person will love boys the most drastic comes first. Then other little things come. They love to shop, model, fashion, and love to do other girl stuff. Luckily there are only three cases currently and we will make sure every fairy god parent heard. Bill and Nancy do you hear me?
Two fairy godparents: Yes.
Jorgan: Cosmo and Wanda.
(Silence)
Jorgan: COSMO AND WANDA.
Cosmo and Wanda: yeah sure can we sleep?
Jorgan: Yes. And Ketchup and Mustard?
A yellow and red headed godparent: Yes sir.
A/N: It is 3 AM I will probably forget all of this. Oh well R&R sorry to all French and Italian people who I offended.
(We all start right at the end of the last chapter.)
Tamantha: What do you mean by get ready?
Cosmo: Well as this plot may go---
Tamantha: What plot? Man, Cosmo! Can't you concentrate for more than 2 minutes? This isn't a TV show or a scripted story! This is REAL LIFE! (Thank you JediWanda for the inspiration for that line (DON'T SUE ME :-0) okay back to the story.)
(The phone rings, Tamantha picks up.)
Trixie: Tamantha, hi.
Tamantha: How come the phone is always for me?
Trixie: Okay either you have amnesia or you are taking popular idea: acting weird too far.
Tamantha: Yeah, I have amnesia.
Trixie: Did you read my message that said you have to go out or else I will not be popular?
(Tamantha turns to wanda.)
Tamantha: Hold on trixie. WANDA, I THOUGHT YOU GOT THAT USING YOUR MAGIC!
(Trixie is listening.)
Trixie: What magic?
Tamantha: Duh, from my fairy godparent, Wanda. (Shuts her mouth quickly.)
(Jorgan and the Men In Black Scene from The episode when you find out about Crockers past.)
Jorgan: She better not believe you! If she does, you lose your godparent!
Trixie (On the phone): ARNOLD SCHWARTZENGERMAN? AHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU! Tamantha Really has a fairy godparent? If I did not hear you say it, I would never believe she had one.
Jorgan: Oopsie (Starts to take Wanda away, but wanda takes out her rule book.)
Wanda: The rule book says if what just happened right now just happened, you have to have Trixie forget what just happened.
(Jorgan does freezes time and comes back when he realizes something.)
Jorgan: Wait, Tamantha are you supposed to be a little human boy?
Tamantha: I thought you made everyone think I was a girl the whole time!
Wanda: The rulebook says you cannot make fairy god parents think some way.
Jorgan: HAHAHA, You became a little puny human little girl My Muscles are cracking up (His face comes on his bicep and laughs.)
Tamantha: I wish he was gone
Wanda: I can still do that.
(Jorgan goes away with time moving again.)
Trixie: Anyway, please, you got to come please.
Tamantha: (Groaning) Fine Trixie.
Trixie: I will pick you up at six.
Tamantha: Okay.
(They end their phone conversation about 20 minutes later.)
(Six PM.)
Wanda: Tamantha (Wanda Cracks up.) Trixie and your DATES (she Cracks up again with Cosmo) are here.
Tamantha: Oh God, well here I go.
(Cosmo and Wanda Laugh even harder.)
Tamantha: Well if you are laughing about this, I wish you will have to come on the date with me. You do not want to be found out.
Wanda: Okay, but if we are found out, you stay a girl forever (She and Cosmo Crack up.)
Tamantha: I wish you both cannot laugh anymore for the rest of your lives if you make fun of me.
Cosmo and Wanda: What?
Tamantha: I said I wish.
(They grant her wish. They also give her a dress for the date and perfume.)
(Trixie arrives)
Trixie: Hi Tamantha time for our double date.
Tamantha: Uh oh.
Trixie: I am going to stop that new idea of acting weird. Anyway since this is our first date, I have some advice. Always be nice to them and try to give tem their first kiss tonight.
Tamantha: (Sadly) Okay, let's go.
(They arrive at a French Restaurant. On the way while having some non- alcoholic Piña Coladas.) (PS They are good.)
Trixie: Okay Sweetie, I have something to confess.
Ted and Chet: What?
Trixie: I have never been to a French restaurant before.
Chet: Neither have we. All there is in a French restaurant is snails, smelly cheese, cow brains, and dead frogs.
Tamantha: AHHHHH, DEAD FROGS!
Ted: Oh sorry Tamantha I love you and all, but get over the dead frog fear.
Tamantha: Fine.
(At the restaurant Chez something, they are at the table looking at the dinner menu.)
Chet: Boo Yah, I am right.
Trixie: How beautiful date?
Chet: In the menu, Grenouilles mortes, cerveaux de vache, fromage de bleu, and escargots. Which according to my crappy altavista Translator means Dead frogs, Brains of Cow, Cheese of bleu which is smelly old cheese, and escargots which is snails.
Tamantha: Let us just get pizza and leave this place.
Ted: You smell so good. Let us just get pizza.
Tamantha: I just said that.
Ted: Whatever.
(Trixie shuts Tamanthas mouth and whispers to her.)
Trixie: Tamantha, boys do not want to be treated like they are dumb.
Tamantha: Where did you learn that?
Trixie: My Dating Tip Machine.
Tamantha: Okay---
(They all take their limo to Luigis place.)
Luigi (In a French accent): Hello children, my specials tonight are Dead frogs, Cow Cow Brains, Bleu Cheese, and snails.
Chet: But all of you people named Luigi are supposed to be Itallian.
Luigi: Racist, GET OUT OF HERE!
(THEY Finally find a pizza place.)
(At the pizza place---)
Trixie: I have some great advice, when Ted is not is not looking, eat on the other side and you will meet lips.
Tamantha: Do I have to?
Trixie: Yes or else I will make you not popular anymore.
Tamantha: Uh oh. (Whispers to Wanda, help me.)
Wanda: Okay, fine. Here is what you should do. You ne—(Jorgan interrupts.)
Jorgan: Wanda, Cosmo, Huge emergency fairy meeting NOW.
(Cosmo and Wanda leave to Fairy World.)
Trixie: Where did your necklace and bracelet go?
Tamantha: I never had a necklace or bracelet.
Trixie: Whatever, kiss Ted.
Tamantha: okay. Uh oh.
(As they are eating their .5 gram of fat pizza, Trixie does the pizza idea as she is giving signals to Tamantha.)
Tamantha: Okay fine. (Takes a deep breath and takes the back of the pizza Ted is eating until they finally meet and kiss.)
Tamantha/timmy thinking: Oh my God I am kissing Ted and he is a boy. Oh my God, I AM GAY! But wait, if I am a girl and I am kissing a girl, I am a lesbian. Ahh too confusing. I wonder how Cosmo and Wanda are doing at Fairy World.
(At Fairy World---)
Jorgan : In this meeting which will last for 48 hours straight with 56,000 issues so remember to write everything down.
(Back at their date. Timmy/Tamantha is shockingly enjoying their date.)
Tamantha: So Sweetie Ted how did you like your kiss?
Ted: I actually liked it.
Tamantha/Timmy (Thinking): Okay I am in love with a boy what am I? Am I a bisexual or what? Where do I know that word? HockeyUSA272 YOU ARE A SICK PERVERT!
HockeyUSA272: Hey sorry it is 2 AM and I am tired, when else do you think I would write this stuff?
Tamantha/Timmy: True, very true. Anyway---
Trixie: Waiter!
Waiter: Yes?
Trixie: Can I speak with the owner?
Waiter: What did I do? I am not a bad waiter (Runs out of the restaurant crying.)
Trixie: Okay------
Chet: No Trixie, the Restaurant is on me.
Trixie: You are so cute.
(They find another waiter and buy the pizza place which is now called Trix so now everybody thinks it is a place to get cereal. Luckily it is called Trix, The Pizza place.)
(Meanwhile in the limo after the date Trixie is kissing Chet and Tamantha/Timmy is kissing Ted. Then they arrive home. In Fairy World, Cosmo and Wanda are asleep when they are talking about issue number 10,213.)
Jorgan: Now puny faries, we are talking about issue 10,213 sex changing wishes. We havfe found out something really bad about them. In a span of two months any god child who has wished or had his or her gender changed and everybody suspects they are that gender will completley become that gender within a two month span. First effects in the male to female is that the person will love boys the most drastic comes first. Then other little things come. They love to shop, model, fashion, and love to do other girl stuff. Luckily there are only three cases currently and we will make sure every fairy god parent heard. Bill and Nancy do you hear me?
Two fairy godparents: Yes.
Jorgan: Cosmo and Wanda.
(Silence)
Jorgan: COSMO AND WANDA.
Cosmo and Wanda: yeah sure can we sleep?
Jorgan: Yes. And Ketchup and Mustard?
A yellow and red headed godparent: Yes sir.
A/N: It is 3 AM I will probably forget all of this. Oh well R&R sorry to all French and Italian people who I offended.