The Very Secret Diary of Hiei-sama
Day 1:
We're on this boat-type thing to the dark tournament. That punk human boy Yusuke is asleep. Ha ha. I laugh at him and his need for sleep.
I would like to know who this show-off mystery fighter is that killed off all my playmates. . . !
Remember: If anyone gets this, kill yourself.
Day 2:
We came to this hotel. It's very pretty. It's got chandeliers everywhere. The only thing I don't like are these rich snobs. Who are they? Why are they here? Why do I CARE?! I want that dress. . .
Why do I want a dress? What the hell's going on in my head?!
I think I need a nap o.O
Day 3:
We have to fight Team Rokuyukai tomorrow. Mef. This shall be interesting.
I wonder who I'm fighting. . . I don't really like the sight of blood x.X makes me queasy. . .
Ugh. . . I've had to deal with all this blood all these years! I HATE blood! It makes me sick! It's sickening! It's. . . it's BLOOD! It's red and . . . red. . . I like red. . . just not in liquid form o.O
Day 4:
Kuwabarra got beaten by a child. I laugh at his weakness. He got beaten by a child's PLAYTHINGS! I laugh more.
I want playthings like those yo-yos. . . I never had playthings as a kid. . . I WANNA CRY!
I want a toy. . . I'm going to go play with a sword now. . .
Day 5:
I got to fight today! I win! YAY! Go me. This Zeru person was stupid. . . I beat him! So NYAH! I'm going to go prance now because I won! Prance, prance, prance! I should reward myself with some cookies. Yummy. Shuichi-chan got to fight today too. I think it was some dork named Roto. . . he had pretty flowers growing on him. Red hair wins. . . of course!
Day 6:
Yusuke fought Chu. Chu's cool. I like Chu. Drunken Aussie-talking demon with a blue mohawk. Blue is not as cool as red, but still up there on the coolness scale.
Bad news- Today I ran out of hair gel. I had to go out and buy some more before the others woke up. I don't know what they would've said if I just left my hair down for once o.O
Day 7:
Mef. We have to fight again soon. I wish we didn't.
I want more time to go out and kill things like snakes. I don't know why I like killing things but hate blood. I'm just. . . special. . .
Good news- I still have a lot of hair gel! Go me!
Day 8:
Whatever the hell this Dr. Ichigaki is conjuring up, I don't like it. His goons tried to get me and Red-hair in the woods. Damn him. He made me hurt my boo-boo.
I'm going to cry over my right arm now. . . it hurts so bad. . . Damn you, Dr. Ichigaki!
Plus side- Got to see Shuichi kick ass! YES!
Day 9:
Will the madness never end? I couldn't watch my soap today. . . !
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Day 10:
Mef. I don't feel like keeping a diary anymore. I will now write random words in it for the remainder of the Dark Tournament.
Love.
Peace.
Fishsticks.
I hate blood!
I hate snakes!
I like red.
Red is cool.
Red is the awesome-ness.
Go red!
Go me!
WOOOOO!
*
A/N - Another one-shot. I got bored, so I decided on writing another Hiei diary. This one sucks compared to the other one, but I still had fun writing it. Yay! And to all my reviewers that were Hiei-lovers. . . ^.^ Thanks for the flames. They make me laugh.
Day 1:
We're on this boat-type thing to the dark tournament. That punk human boy Yusuke is asleep. Ha ha. I laugh at him and his need for sleep.
I would like to know who this show-off mystery fighter is that killed off all my playmates. . . !
Remember: If anyone gets this, kill yourself.
Day 2:
We came to this hotel. It's very pretty. It's got chandeliers everywhere. The only thing I don't like are these rich snobs. Who are they? Why are they here? Why do I CARE?! I want that dress. . .
Why do I want a dress? What the hell's going on in my head?!
I think I need a nap o.O
Day 3:
We have to fight Team Rokuyukai tomorrow. Mef. This shall be interesting.
I wonder who I'm fighting. . . I don't really like the sight of blood x.X makes me queasy. . .
Ugh. . . I've had to deal with all this blood all these years! I HATE blood! It makes me sick! It's sickening! It's. . . it's BLOOD! It's red and . . . red. . . I like red. . . just not in liquid form o.O
Day 4:
Kuwabarra got beaten by a child. I laugh at his weakness. He got beaten by a child's PLAYTHINGS! I laugh more.
I want playthings like those yo-yos. . . I never had playthings as a kid. . . I WANNA CRY!
I want a toy. . . I'm going to go play with a sword now. . .
Day 5:
I got to fight today! I win! YAY! Go me. This Zeru person was stupid. . . I beat him! So NYAH! I'm going to go prance now because I won! Prance, prance, prance! I should reward myself with some cookies. Yummy. Shuichi-chan got to fight today too. I think it was some dork named Roto. . . he had pretty flowers growing on him. Red hair wins. . . of course!
Day 6:
Yusuke fought Chu. Chu's cool. I like Chu. Drunken Aussie-talking demon with a blue mohawk. Blue is not as cool as red, but still up there on the coolness scale.
Bad news- Today I ran out of hair gel. I had to go out and buy some more before the others woke up. I don't know what they would've said if I just left my hair down for once o.O
Day 7:
Mef. We have to fight again soon. I wish we didn't.
I want more time to go out and kill things like snakes. I don't know why I like killing things but hate blood. I'm just. . . special. . .
Good news- I still have a lot of hair gel! Go me!
Day 8:
Whatever the hell this Dr. Ichigaki is conjuring up, I don't like it. His goons tried to get me and Red-hair in the woods. Damn him. He made me hurt my boo-boo.
I'm going to cry over my right arm now. . . it hurts so bad. . . Damn you, Dr. Ichigaki!
Plus side- Got to see Shuichi kick ass! YES!
Day 9:
Will the madness never end? I couldn't watch my soap today. . . !
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Day 10:
Mef. I don't feel like keeping a diary anymore. I will now write random words in it for the remainder of the Dark Tournament.
Love.
Peace.
Fishsticks.
I hate blood!
I hate snakes!
I like red.
Red is cool.
Red is the awesome-ness.
Go red!
Go me!
WOOOOO!
*
A/N - Another one-shot. I got bored, so I decided on writing another Hiei diary. This one sucks compared to the other one, but I still had fun writing it. Yay! And to all my reviewers that were Hiei-lovers. . . ^.^ Thanks for the flames. They make me laugh.