I went to start writing this and I had the most horrible idea a FMA/Beauty
and the Beast Fusion staring Ed/Al as the beast and Roy/Winry/fill in blank
here as beauty with all supporting characters taking the appropriate roles
Armstrong or Roy would have to be the candlestick, Elysia Chip, Gracia Mrs.
Teapot, Hughes the Clock? Scary thoughts
Col. Roy Mustang's office one quiet night after the lights went out:
"Pay up Chair, Couch, I won the bet tonight since they used Couch-san tonight instead of Wall. You owe me 10 million dollars now, bwahahah." Desk-san smugly told his good friend Chair while smirking about winning the nightly contest about where Roy would have sex that day for the 5th night in a row.
"It's not fair you would think the guy could go one day without sex. He's been really active this week though; usually he only has sex with someone 2- 3 times a week. This Ed fellow really has him going. I thought I bet on a sure thing since they've already done it everywhere in this office this past week. Do you know how hard I was scrubbed to remove those stains, ~shudder~ Hawkeye scrubs hurt and now I'm going to have to be scrubbed again." Complained Couch who had bet on Roy not having sex that night.
"Oh stop complaining Couch. You know how I hear all the gossip, and from what ^I've^ heard we're getting off easy. Poor Glove-san has been going practically non-stop since Ed's 18th birthday party and you should hear about what's been going on in the poor library. They have had to Reupholster the couch in there five times these past couple of months alone and you're complaining about Hawkeye scrubbing you down? The librarians finally banned them from both being in there at the same time last week since they have been so disruptive to the other customers." Wall-san gossiped about what she had heard from her connections as she was the only one who was here tonight that had them. Well other than Floor-san but poor Floor-san had been so abused she never spoke anymore.
"Well I'm just happy that I haven't been tossed yet. They've practically worn a hole in me from all their writhing on me. I don't want to image where I will end up when Hawkeye notices that. I'll probably be given to that horrible man Hughes and his scary daughter Elysia. The horror, children ~big shudder~." Rug-san griped.
"Hush, It sounds like someone is coming" Door-san interrupted Rug-sans gripping with that warning.
At that warning everyone stilled and listened as the footsteps approached.
"Roy we already were in your office today why are you hurrying back?" Ed whined as a hurrying Col. Mustang dragged him down the hall.
"Well I had this sudden thought we've had sex everywhere in the office but against the door! So we have to remedy that now!" Col. Mustang told Ed as he pushed him up against the door.
Fade to black but moans and groans, and Oh God Roy do that again escape.
Col. Roy Mustang's office one quiet night after the lights went out:
"Pay up Chair, Couch, I won the bet tonight since they used Couch-san tonight instead of Wall. You owe me 10 million dollars now, bwahahah." Desk-san smugly told his good friend Chair while smirking about winning the nightly contest about where Roy would have sex that day for the 5th night in a row.
"It's not fair you would think the guy could go one day without sex. He's been really active this week though; usually he only has sex with someone 2- 3 times a week. This Ed fellow really has him going. I thought I bet on a sure thing since they've already done it everywhere in this office this past week. Do you know how hard I was scrubbed to remove those stains, ~shudder~ Hawkeye scrubs hurt and now I'm going to have to be scrubbed again." Complained Couch who had bet on Roy not having sex that night.
"Oh stop complaining Couch. You know how I hear all the gossip, and from what ^I've^ heard we're getting off easy. Poor Glove-san has been going practically non-stop since Ed's 18th birthday party and you should hear about what's been going on in the poor library. They have had to Reupholster the couch in there five times these past couple of months alone and you're complaining about Hawkeye scrubbing you down? The librarians finally banned them from both being in there at the same time last week since they have been so disruptive to the other customers." Wall-san gossiped about what she had heard from her connections as she was the only one who was here tonight that had them. Well other than Floor-san but poor Floor-san had been so abused she never spoke anymore.
"Well I'm just happy that I haven't been tossed yet. They've practically worn a hole in me from all their writhing on me. I don't want to image where I will end up when Hawkeye notices that. I'll probably be given to that horrible man Hughes and his scary daughter Elysia. The horror, children ~big shudder~." Rug-san griped.
"Hush, It sounds like someone is coming" Door-san interrupted Rug-sans gripping with that warning.
At that warning everyone stilled and listened as the footsteps approached.
"Roy we already were in your office today why are you hurrying back?" Ed whined as a hurrying Col. Mustang dragged him down the hall.
"Well I had this sudden thought we've had sex everywhere in the office but against the door! So we have to remedy that now!" Col. Mustang told Ed as he pushed him up against the door.
Fade to black but moans and groans, and Oh God Roy do that again escape.