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A/N: I've been getting a lot of requests to write a sequel to "A Random Episode of Yu-Gi-Oh", and, although I'd normally do something if someone asked for it, I'm highly doubtful it'll be anywhere near good the first one. Believe me, it'll suck. So I'm not even going to attempt. Instead I'm going to make fun of Inu-Yasha---don't get me wrong, I love the animé dearly---because it's been itching at me for a while. Forgive me if it sort- of SUCKS because I'm not very far into the series yet (but will be!). This fic's not going to be a script like the YGO one was, but more of an ACTUAL story type thing. So yeah. Hopefully you'll enoy it.
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Sesshoumaru Has a Change of Heart
By Stephenie.
The sky was clear, as usual. The grass was green, as usual. The birds sang momentarily as the animals down below ate and had fun, as usual. The people in the villages were busy among their daily chores and circadian events, smiling and sharing pleasure ( just, you know, ignore the occasional demon attack), in which would bring them to a satisfying night of rest and peace, as usual.
The partially deranged half-demon was eminently irate, as usual.
"SO WHAT IF I'M FREAKING OUT? MAYBE I ENJOY FREAKING OUT! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE FREAKING OUT IS A HOBBY OF MINE! DID YOU EVER THINK OF ASKING ME THAT? NO! NO YOU DIDN'T! I'D APPRECIATE IT KAGOME IF YOU COULD ASK ME ONCE IN A WHILE IF FREAKING OUT IS REALLY SUCH A BAD THING! IS IT, REALLY?"
"Calm down, Inu-Yasha!"
"Calm down? CALM DOWN?!!? DO I REALLY HAVE TO CALM DOWN AT A TIME LIKE THIS?"
"Yes! Jees, like, it's just a twig in your hair. Seriously I can just get it out for you."
"GET IT OUT FOR ME? JUST LIKE THAT? YOU THINK EVERY PROBLEM CAN BE SOLVED AS EASILY AS JUST "GETTING IT OUT FOR ME"? NO KAGOME, NO! HOW IN THE 13 ½ HELLS DO YOU EXPECT ME TO JUST LET YOU GET IT OUT FOR ME?"
"13 and a half? What's the half all about?"
"Oh, management conflicts. Some guy. . .Lucif. . .something like that, wanted the half with the spikes and homicidal maniacs."
"Oh ok."
"Yeah."
"What's the other half of?"
"Reserved for Martha Stewart."
"Right."
Inu-Yasha took in a deep breath, and sat down in the same fashion a canine would. His long hair flowed along with his downward motions, gleaming in the perpetual sunlight.
Kagome, trying to keep herself from jumping on the semi-demon and ripping off his clothes in passionate lust, patted him lightly on the shoulder for reasons of comfort.
"It's alright, Inu-Yasha. Just relax. Have some tea."
"Sigh, thank-you."
She handed him some tea, and he began to sip.
"You really should get some help," commented Kagome, audaciously.
"I have been! I tried anger management but it just DOESN'T do it for me. I mean the guy who was trying to help me had all of these funny smelling things that apparently helped to "alleviate my stress", and he did this REALLY annoying thing with his nose that was just so insanely annoying it went off the charts!" Inu-Yasha performed a twitch of his eyebrow as Kagome watched tea drops fly all over the grass. "AND ANOTHER THING, HE SAID MY HAIR IS MORE WHITE THAN SILVER but no, oho no, it is more SILVER than WHITE excuse me! Even if it was white, it'd be more of an OFF-WHITE that STUPID LITTLE FU--"
"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LOSING YOUR TEMPER?"
"I. . . well. . ."
"Do I have to do it?"
"No."
"Sit."
Among the trees there was heard a loud curse.
"Heh." Kagome's day was consummated.
"WHY YOU----GAH I OUGHTTA---YOUR HEAD SHOULD BE ROASTED AND THROWN AND---- OW that rock in which I landed forcefully on, hurt."
"Well you really have to learn about controlling your level of aggravation."
Oh, by the way, if you're wondering where Sango, Shippo and Miroku are, they're in a meadow frolicking and doing something faggish.
"How can ANYONE control their level of aggravation with an annoying little mortal like you?"
"It's not my fault you need me to help you find those damn shards, puny little HALF-demon!"
"NOW you're asking for it. I...ah what's the use. Let's sit down and drink some more tea."
"Oh...kay..."
They sat.
Inu-Yasha flung tea at her face.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Therefore I win."
Time passed, and they continued to verbally quarrel, and after a while things got repetitive and no one cared so I'm going to skip to another part in the story now.
"Feh."
Kagome sat there, thinking of Inu-Yasha and how he was a burning, lusting package of sex.
I mean that's not the author's opinion, what are you talking about? Sex does not immediately come to mind when thinking about Inu-Yasha oh no no! What do you mean 'attracted to cartoon characters'? I don't know what you're even saying! Leave me alone, just STOP---
Ok so anyway.
"So I think I might. . .eh. . . have that thing for you that. . . other guys could have for you. . ."
"PERVERT."
"NO. . . I. . .lo---"
They heard a rustle in the bushes.
A/N: I've been getting a lot of requests to write a sequel to "A Random Episode of Yu-Gi-Oh", and, although I'd normally do something if someone asked for it, I'm highly doubtful it'll be anywhere near good the first one. Believe me, it'll suck. So I'm not even going to attempt. Instead I'm going to make fun of Inu-Yasha---don't get me wrong, I love the animé dearly---because it's been itching at me for a while. Forgive me if it sort- of SUCKS because I'm not very far into the series yet (but will be!). This fic's not going to be a script like the YGO one was, but more of an ACTUAL story type thing. So yeah. Hopefully you'll enoy it.
The previous message has been brought to you impart by STUFF YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO KNOW BUT SHOULD READ ANYWAY BECAUSE THE AUTHOR WROTE IT AND STUFF Inc.
Sesshoumaru Has a Change of Heart
By Stephenie.
The sky was clear, as usual. The grass was green, as usual. The birds sang momentarily as the animals down below ate and had fun, as usual. The people in the villages were busy among their daily chores and circadian events, smiling and sharing pleasure ( just, you know, ignore the occasional demon attack), in which would bring them to a satisfying night of rest and peace, as usual.
The partially deranged half-demon was eminently irate, as usual.
"SO WHAT IF I'M FREAKING OUT? MAYBE I ENJOY FREAKING OUT! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE FREAKING OUT IS A HOBBY OF MINE! DID YOU EVER THINK OF ASKING ME THAT? NO! NO YOU DIDN'T! I'D APPRECIATE IT KAGOME IF YOU COULD ASK ME ONCE IN A WHILE IF FREAKING OUT IS REALLY SUCH A BAD THING! IS IT, REALLY?"
"Calm down, Inu-Yasha!"
"Calm down? CALM DOWN?!!? DO I REALLY HAVE TO CALM DOWN AT A TIME LIKE THIS?"
"Yes! Jees, like, it's just a twig in your hair. Seriously I can just get it out for you."
"GET IT OUT FOR ME? JUST LIKE THAT? YOU THINK EVERY PROBLEM CAN BE SOLVED AS EASILY AS JUST "GETTING IT OUT FOR ME"? NO KAGOME, NO! HOW IN THE 13 ½ HELLS DO YOU EXPECT ME TO JUST LET YOU GET IT OUT FOR ME?"
"13 and a half? What's the half all about?"
"Oh, management conflicts. Some guy. . .Lucif. . .something like that, wanted the half with the spikes and homicidal maniacs."
"Oh ok."
"Yeah."
"What's the other half of?"
"Reserved for Martha Stewart."
"Right."
Inu-Yasha took in a deep breath, and sat down in the same fashion a canine would. His long hair flowed along with his downward motions, gleaming in the perpetual sunlight.
Kagome, trying to keep herself from jumping on the semi-demon and ripping off his clothes in passionate lust, patted him lightly on the shoulder for reasons of comfort.
"It's alright, Inu-Yasha. Just relax. Have some tea."
"Sigh, thank-you."
She handed him some tea, and he began to sip.
"You really should get some help," commented Kagome, audaciously.
"I have been! I tried anger management but it just DOESN'T do it for me. I mean the guy who was trying to help me had all of these funny smelling things that apparently helped to "alleviate my stress", and he did this REALLY annoying thing with his nose that was just so insanely annoying it went off the charts!" Inu-Yasha performed a twitch of his eyebrow as Kagome watched tea drops fly all over the grass. "AND ANOTHER THING, HE SAID MY HAIR IS MORE WHITE THAN SILVER but no, oho no, it is more SILVER than WHITE excuse me! Even if it was white, it'd be more of an OFF-WHITE that STUPID LITTLE FU--"
"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LOSING YOUR TEMPER?"
"I. . . well. . ."
"Do I have to do it?"
"No."
"Sit."
Among the trees there was heard a loud curse.
"Heh." Kagome's day was consummated.
"WHY YOU----GAH I OUGHTTA---YOUR HEAD SHOULD BE ROASTED AND THROWN AND---- OW that rock in which I landed forcefully on, hurt."
"Well you really have to learn about controlling your level of aggravation."
Oh, by the way, if you're wondering where Sango, Shippo and Miroku are, they're in a meadow frolicking and doing something faggish.
"How can ANYONE control their level of aggravation with an annoying little mortal like you?"
"It's not my fault you need me to help you find those damn shards, puny little HALF-demon!"
"NOW you're asking for it. I...ah what's the use. Let's sit down and drink some more tea."
"Oh...kay..."
They sat.
Inu-Yasha flung tea at her face.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Therefore I win."
Time passed, and they continued to verbally quarrel, and after a while things got repetitive and no one cared so I'm going to skip to another part in the story now.
"Feh."
Kagome sat there, thinking of Inu-Yasha and how he was a burning, lusting package of sex.
I mean that's not the author's opinion, what are you talking about? Sex does not immediately come to mind when thinking about Inu-Yasha oh no no! What do you mean 'attracted to cartoon characters'? I don't know what you're even saying! Leave me alone, just STOP---
Ok so anyway.
"So I think I might. . .eh. . . have that thing for you that. . . other guys could have for you. . ."
"PERVERT."
"NO. . . I. . .lo---"
They heard a rustle in the bushes.