365 days later, Ann and Tom Weasley had boarded the Hogwarts Express and found a compartment to share with Devon and Tyler, who was now Devon's best friend.

"What houses do you guys think you're going to be in?" asked Devon.

"Gryffindor, I think," replied Anne.

"I'm guessing Hufflepuff cuz I'm so idiotic," sighed Tom.

"Hufflepuffs aren't idiotic," said Devon. "And neither are you. You guys get the best first day of Defense Against the Dar Arts. Remember, Tyler?"

"Yeah!" he agreed. "You get to ask Professor Potter whatever you want about him and he's so cool!"

Then Victoria, one of Devon and Tyler's classmates, passed their compartment and gave Devon a smile and blushed.

"Ooohhh, Dev, I think she likes you, I think she likes you," chanted Tyler.

"They all do," sighed Devon. "The only one I'd consider is Claire, though."

"Man, but Victoria's hot!" protested Tyler. "You could go out with her!"

"She was hot, Devon," agreed Tom.

"Will your mum let you date?" asked Ann.

"I never asked her," shrugged Devon. "She'd never know."

"God, I'm only a month younger than you and I have to be in a different year," complained Tom. "It sucks."

"I know," sighed Luna, tucking a strand of her sandy hair behind her ear.

And etc. etc. etc. for the rest of the train ride.

And again, to save my poor hand, I'll skip McGonagall's little speech.

Ann and Tom both turned out to be in Ravenclaw, as were their peers Robert, Jamie, Jesssica, Michelle, Joe, and Jacob.

"How did that happen?" asked Tom. "Since when was I smart?"

"You know, your self-esteem level is underground," commented Ann. "You need a serious morale boost. Just wait until classes."

"Joy," said Tom.

"What is wrong with you? Maybe you're tired."

"Yeah, tired, right," agreed Tom. "Let's go to bed."

"You've been doing that a lot lately," observed Ann. "Spacing out and talking about random stuff."

"Are you my stalker now?" snapped Tom. "Recording my behavior and finding patterns in it?"

"Okay, you're back to normal now," said a satisfied Ann. "Before, you weren't arguing with me."

"You're really screwed up, you know?" said Tom, shaking his head.

"Isn't that Tyler nice?" she asked.

"Of course, Devon wouldn't be best friends with someone crappy," replied Tom. "Why, do you like him? Huh?"

"No!" objected Ann, but she blushed deep crimson.

"I'm telling Devon," taunted Tom. "Or even Tyler himself."

"Listen to me!" said Ann through clenched teeth, grabbing Tom's arm.

"Ow! Your claws!" shouted Tom.

"Don't- tell- anyone," she warned. "Okay?"

"You've got my word," he replied. "Now can you let go of me? Please?"

She snorted and let go. "Your word? I'd rather take Uncle Draco's snake's word."

"Of course you would; it can't talk."

"Tom, one more word and you won't be able to either."

"You don't know anything spellwise or any other way to hurt me," said Tom. "So I don't listen to threats from you."

Ann made a huffing noise and resignedly turned to finish her pudding, mutterin something like, "Boys."

"I bet you'd like boys if Tyler was annoying you," persisted Tom.

Without taking her eyes off her pudding, Ann reached over and pinched her twin.

* * * *

And yet another year later, Lily Potter, black-haired and blue-eyed, boarded the Hogwarts Express. Lily was, to say the least, infatuated with the opposite sex. In other words, she was boy-crazy and beautiful! Guys would queue up to talk to her in her Hogwarts years.

She was seated with Ann, Tom, Devon, and Tyler in a compartment.

"There's got to be good guys here," she said hungrily.

"Of course, that would be me," said Devon.

"Dev," she rolled her eyes.

"What?" he asked innocently. "I was just saying that I was a good guy."

"Sure..."

Lily was sorted into Gryffindor, as were her soon-to-be friends Lauren, Tori, Paige, David, Paul, Greg, and Mark.

* * * *

The next year, Diane, another gorgeous Malfoy, entered Hogwarts. Diane had light brown (almost blonde) hair and wide, blue eyes. She was extremely pretty, but in her own way. (A/N: for those of you who have seen Pearl Harbor, think Betty.)

Diane was sorted into Gryffindor (Hermione got her payback against Draco for that one). Her classmates were Cecilia (CeeCee), Kathy, Ashley, Simon, John, Stan, and Terrence (Terry).

* * * *

And finally (this part will be a little longer), James was ready to go Hogwarts.

Harry and Ginny were in Diagon Alley, buying his supplies for him, when Harry noticed someone- someone who hadn't grown out of her good looks. Someone who he'd shared his first kiss with. Someone he remembered perfectly. Someone by the name of Cho Chang.

And that particular someone was walking behind her child, arm-in-arm with her husband (another person Harry remembered, even more, if possible)- Oliver Wood.

"Gin!" Harry nudged Ginny.

"What?"

Harry pointed to what.

"Oh my god, isn't that-"

"Yeah, Oliver Wood and Cho Wood? Since when?" asked Harry.

"Oh, but that's so cute!" squealed Ginny. "Let's go say hi."

"You know, that's okay..." said Harry, turning the other way. It was his first girlfriend, for god's sake! And he'd be meeting her with his wife! And she had a husband now, too!

"Don't be stupid, Harry; she won't bite," Ginny frowned. "I'm going over there."

"No-"

But Ginny had already dragged him over.

"Hello, Cho, do you remember me? From Hogwarts?" Ginny asked genially.

"Yeah, Ginny Weasley, right? And your husband! Who- oh my god!" She clapped her hands to her mouth. "Harry?"

Harry's mouth had gone suddenly dry. "Yeah," he nodded. "Yeah."

"Hey, Harry," said Oliver Wood. "I haven't seen you in years! Watched you play a couple of times, of course. Great job, as I remember."

"Yeah, thanks," said Harry numbly. Cho was still kind of staring at him.

"So, this is your kid?" asked Ginny, making conversation.

"Oh- yeah," nodded Cho. "Yeah. Emma. Emma Liz."

"Oh, that's nice. Her first year, right?"

"Yes," replied Cho. "Listen, it was great seeing you. We kind of have to go now, all right? Talk to you later!"

"Bye!" called Ginny cheerfully. "Now that wasn't that bad, was it?"

"Oh, yeah, it was," said Harry.

So, three weeks later, James was sorted into Slytherin ("WHERE?!!" shouted Harry. But he got over it.) along with Olivia, Katrina, Ellen, Andy, Ryan, Lucy, and Craig. Emma Liz Wood was sorted into Ravenclaw.

And so our story begins.

That would be it!!! Now, you submit. Here are a few guidelines:

Devon must end up with Lily. Tom must end up with Diane. Anne must end up with Tyler. James must end up with Emma. Make the plot twisted, though. Don't let them hook up right away and have it be a happy little ending. Use the other characters in the houses that I made up, and feel free to make up any characters.

I think I want Dumbledore to die, somehow. If you want anyone else to die, please consult me. It needs my approval.

Devon has to be made Prefect and Head Boy.

This story starts when Devon is in 5th year, Ann and Tom are in 4th, Lily is in 3rd, Diane is in 2nd, and James is in 1st.

If you have any questions, email me. But your chapter should be emailed to iluvdraco4eva@yahoo.com. And please let me know what your name is (either fanfic name or regular name, so I can keep track of who wrote what and I can credit you at the end of the chapter.)

I will choose the best chapter and put it up, then you write what happens after that! Understand? Please feel free to ask questions. Also, if I have an ingenious idea between chapters, I might want to write a chapter also. I'll tell you if I need to.

I don't think I need any explicit sex scenes. You can imply that two characters have sex, but I really don't need descriptions. Do not go past making out.

Thanks for listening (or reading). Have fun!!

Before I go, I have one thing to say. I am such an idiot. I was
writing my Lily/James story, and I was in pre-Harry Potter mood. And I
was thinking, if Lily is really pretty and James is really hott, I
wonder what their kid would look like? So I was sitting there for
about half an hour, trying to figure out what their kid would look
like. Boy or girl? Red hair or black hair? Green eyes or hazel eyes?
And I'm SUCH A RETARD!! I forgot that HARRY POTTER already existed.
Yeah, I know. Throw tomatoes at me. I'm a loser.