Madori - W00T! New Chapter! Sorry it always takes me so long. You know how
some people constantly have inspiration and occasionally get writers block?
Well, it's the complete opposite of me. I constantly have writers block and
occasionally get inspiration. Thank God for Role Playing ^o^
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In short, the Dragon Knights succeeded from escaping their captors...
Rune - My head hurts.
And went once again on their way to Mt. Ripoff. Unfortunately, Thatz's 'counterpart' had tagged along and was doing a remarkably good job of acting exactly the same (which, of course, meant he was stuffing his face). A plan was made.
Rath - What are your names?
'Thatz' – I'm Thatz.
Thatz – I'm hungry.
Rune – That's him.
So now our heroes are... in the middle of nowhere. Again.
Rune – We're lost, aren't we?
Thatz – We're not lost, we just don't know where we are.
Rath – You DID get directions, right?
Thatz – Well yeah, but... oops... heheh...
Rune – What did you do this time?
Thatz – Well, you know... it's like, from Lykouleon's perspective, right is right and left is left, and from my perspective, it's opposite.
Rath – How's that?
Thatz – We were facing each other when he was telling me where to go.
Rune - *Facefault* So in other words, we're going in the exact opposite direction that we're supposed to be going and if you weren't so thickheaded we'd be there by now.
Thatz – Exactly.
BAMF! (Madori's all-powerful summoning sound effect)
Gil - ...Huh?
Rath – What the--! Gil? What are you doing here?!
Gil – Well I AM the rightful Fire Dragon Knight, you know. *glares at Rath*
Rath – But... but... I KILLED you! This isn't fair!
Gil – All's fair in love, war, and fanfictions.
Rath – But you don't even have any creatures to use in battle! In what way are you a knight?
Gil – Well, since you stole Fire, I'm using Madori's miniature blue penguin, Chincho.
Chincho - *From Gil's shoulder* Cheep!
Gil – Yes! P|-|34R ME, FOR I AM THE BLUE PENGUIN KNIGHT!
Chincho – Cheep!
Rath - ...Right. (This guy scares me.)
Thatz – Gil speaks leet?
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Kaistern - *pacing the hallways* Why is it always like this? I leave in three hours and I don't have nearly enough money for the trip. In fact... *looks at the 500 yen in his hand* It's more like an allowance than anything.
He stopped.
Kaistern – Why is it so quiet today? I can't even hear Alfeegi and Ruwalk arguing like usual. Wait a minute...
-Begin Thought Process-
Alfeegi + Ruwalk + Not Arguing = Quiet Castle
Alfeegi + Ruwalk + Not Arguing = Alfeegi + Ruwalk + Not Here
Quiet Castle = Alfeegi + Not Here
-End Thought Process-
Kaistern - *Evil Smile*
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Thatz – C'mon bartend! Keep it comin'!
Rune – I thought we were backtracking. I don't remember visiting The Pink Elephant tavern!
Thatz – Ah, lighten up Rune! The Lord sent us on this mission to find treasure, right? Food and alcohol are the best treasures you can find! Have a drink?
Rune – Isn't drinking habit forming?
Thatz – Of course not! I've been drinking every day since I was ten, and I haven't forned a habit! Besides, think of all the things you have to put up with.
Rath - *Drunk and delusional, but not angsty* Look! Demon! *Runs after the imaginary demon and smacks into the wall*
Rune - ...Gimme that. *Downs the beer*
Later...
Thatz – An' then *hic* Alfeeshi said that I woulsh hafta pay fer it all by myshelf. Ahahahahahaha! *Smacks the table with his free hand while drinking more with the other*
Rune – Yeah, that shoundsh like ol' Feeshi all right.
Rath – How dry I am *hic* How dry I aaaaaamm. Hey, I know! Letsh... shing! *jumps up on the table and starts singing* You can dansh, you can jive, you can have the time of your liiiiiiiife!
Thatz - *Also jumps onto the table* Shee that girl, shee her dance, you are the danshing queen! *pours beer on innocent bystanders while attempting to dance*
Chincho - *Totters past Gil, who has just entered the room* Sheeeep...
Gil – What? Chincho... are you drunk?
Chincho – Sheep.
Gil - *Notices the commotion* HEY! What did I tell you about dancing intoxicated on unsturdy tables while singing songs that have absolutely nothing to do with the plotline?
Thatz – Uh... Include you?
Gil – That's right! Come, Chincho! *Chugs a keg and leaps onto the table with a microphone* Sho young'n swheet, only shev'nteen!
Chincho – Sheeeep!
Rune – Ehh... lalla la... *Tries to remember the rest of the lyrics* Ah, what the hay... *sings* The besht thing about 'a bein' a woman, ish the peroga- thingy ta have a little fun!
Everyone – Oh woah oh woah! Man! I feel like a woman! Dun dun duh dun dun dun duh!
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Kaistern - *standing in front of the vault with a blowtorch and a wielding mask* Okay, the beeping noise stopped, so I guess the sensor thingy is disabled. *Takes off the mask and sighs* I really don't want to do this, but the money I got won't even cover traveling expenses. Besides, nothing's illegal if you don't get caught, right?
A code was input and the door opened.
Kaistern – Woohoo! I did it!
Obviously, Kaistern has the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a wolf, the swiftness of a rabbit, the cunning of a fox-
Alfeegi – Hello.
-And the intuition of a brick.
Kaistern - *Turns around and covers his eyes*
Alfeegi – Kaistern... what are you doing?
Kaistern – But... but... if I can't see you, you can't see me either, right? How'd you-?
Alfeegi – You forgot to take off the nametag that you were supposed to wear to the meeting in Chantel. *Points to a nametag that has "Hi! My name is Kaistern!" written in sharpie*
Kaistern – Curse the sharpie and it's inability to lie.
Alfeegi – The sharpie is not at fault. Do not blame the sharpie.
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Ruwalk – Got any... One Winged Angels?
Lykouleon – Go fish.
Ruwalk – Sure is quiet.
Lykouleon – For a change.
Alfeegi - *Opens the door and throws Kaistern in* I don't know why you people insist on breaking the rules, but until you learn your lesson, you must be punished. And why are you playing Go Fish with Delte's fortune telling cards? *Yoinks the cards and leaves*
Kaistern - *pounding on the door* Aah! Wait! I still have to go to Chantel!
Lykouleon & Ruwalk – Shh! You'll wake up the—
Annoying Brat #1 – New Playmate!
Ruwalk - ...Too late.
Lykouleon - *winces as the brats plow into Kaistern* Ouch.
Kaistern – The agony...
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Thatz, Rath, Gil, and Chincho stand in front of the remains of a tavern. Rune runs around in the background blowing up random things.
Rath – So Thatz, what have we learned from this?
Thatz – Never give Rune alcohol.
Rath – Never again.
Chincho – Shee *hic* eep.
Thatz – Is he going to be all right? I don't think penguins are supposed to drink.
Gil – He belongs to the authoress, so he's probably used to it. In fact, I'm surprised he hasn't built up an immunity.
Rath – Uh-oh, here he comes again!
Thatz – Ruuuuunn!
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Madori – Hmm... *thinks* Eehh... *clears throat as if she was bout to make an announcement* Ahem! ... I can think of nothing to say!
Crowd - *mumbles*
Madori – Sorry folks, you can get your money back at the front gate.
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In short, the Dragon Knights succeeded from escaping their captors...
Rune - My head hurts.
And went once again on their way to Mt. Ripoff. Unfortunately, Thatz's 'counterpart' had tagged along and was doing a remarkably good job of acting exactly the same (which, of course, meant he was stuffing his face). A plan was made.
Rath - What are your names?
'Thatz' – I'm Thatz.
Thatz – I'm hungry.
Rune – That's him.
So now our heroes are... in the middle of nowhere. Again.
Rune – We're lost, aren't we?
Thatz – We're not lost, we just don't know where we are.
Rath – You DID get directions, right?
Thatz – Well yeah, but... oops... heheh...
Rune – What did you do this time?
Thatz – Well, you know... it's like, from Lykouleon's perspective, right is right and left is left, and from my perspective, it's opposite.
Rath – How's that?
Thatz – We were facing each other when he was telling me where to go.
Rune - *Facefault* So in other words, we're going in the exact opposite direction that we're supposed to be going and if you weren't so thickheaded we'd be there by now.
Thatz – Exactly.
BAMF! (Madori's all-powerful summoning sound effect)
Gil - ...Huh?
Rath – What the--! Gil? What are you doing here?!
Gil – Well I AM the rightful Fire Dragon Knight, you know. *glares at Rath*
Rath – But... but... I KILLED you! This isn't fair!
Gil – All's fair in love, war, and fanfictions.
Rath – But you don't even have any creatures to use in battle! In what way are you a knight?
Gil – Well, since you stole Fire, I'm using Madori's miniature blue penguin, Chincho.
Chincho - *From Gil's shoulder* Cheep!
Gil – Yes! P|-|34R ME, FOR I AM THE BLUE PENGUIN KNIGHT!
Chincho – Cheep!
Rath - ...Right. (This guy scares me.)
Thatz – Gil speaks leet?
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Kaistern - *pacing the hallways* Why is it always like this? I leave in three hours and I don't have nearly enough money for the trip. In fact... *looks at the 500 yen in his hand* It's more like an allowance than anything.
He stopped.
Kaistern – Why is it so quiet today? I can't even hear Alfeegi and Ruwalk arguing like usual. Wait a minute...
-Begin Thought Process-
Alfeegi + Ruwalk + Not Arguing = Quiet Castle
Alfeegi + Ruwalk + Not Arguing = Alfeegi + Ruwalk + Not Here
Quiet Castle = Alfeegi + Not Here
-End Thought Process-
Kaistern - *Evil Smile*
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Thatz – C'mon bartend! Keep it comin'!
Rune – I thought we were backtracking. I don't remember visiting The Pink Elephant tavern!
Thatz – Ah, lighten up Rune! The Lord sent us on this mission to find treasure, right? Food and alcohol are the best treasures you can find! Have a drink?
Rune – Isn't drinking habit forming?
Thatz – Of course not! I've been drinking every day since I was ten, and I haven't forned a habit! Besides, think of all the things you have to put up with.
Rath - *Drunk and delusional, but not angsty* Look! Demon! *Runs after the imaginary demon and smacks into the wall*
Rune - ...Gimme that. *Downs the beer*
Later...
Thatz – An' then *hic* Alfeeshi said that I woulsh hafta pay fer it all by myshelf. Ahahahahahaha! *Smacks the table with his free hand while drinking more with the other*
Rune – Yeah, that shoundsh like ol' Feeshi all right.
Rath – How dry I am *hic* How dry I aaaaaamm. Hey, I know! Letsh... shing! *jumps up on the table and starts singing* You can dansh, you can jive, you can have the time of your liiiiiiiife!
Thatz - *Also jumps onto the table* Shee that girl, shee her dance, you are the danshing queen! *pours beer on innocent bystanders while attempting to dance*
Chincho - *Totters past Gil, who has just entered the room* Sheeeep...
Gil – What? Chincho... are you drunk?
Chincho – Sheep.
Gil - *Notices the commotion* HEY! What did I tell you about dancing intoxicated on unsturdy tables while singing songs that have absolutely nothing to do with the plotline?
Thatz – Uh... Include you?
Gil – That's right! Come, Chincho! *Chugs a keg and leaps onto the table with a microphone* Sho young'n swheet, only shev'nteen!
Chincho – Sheeeep!
Rune – Ehh... lalla la... *Tries to remember the rest of the lyrics* Ah, what the hay... *sings* The besht thing about 'a bein' a woman, ish the peroga- thingy ta have a little fun!
Everyone – Oh woah oh woah! Man! I feel like a woman! Dun dun duh dun dun dun duh!
~`~
Kaistern - *standing in front of the vault with a blowtorch and a wielding mask* Okay, the beeping noise stopped, so I guess the sensor thingy is disabled. *Takes off the mask and sighs* I really don't want to do this, but the money I got won't even cover traveling expenses. Besides, nothing's illegal if you don't get caught, right?
A code was input and the door opened.
Kaistern – Woohoo! I did it!
Obviously, Kaistern has the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a wolf, the swiftness of a rabbit, the cunning of a fox-
Alfeegi – Hello.
-And the intuition of a brick.
Kaistern - *Turns around and covers his eyes*
Alfeegi – Kaistern... what are you doing?
Kaistern – But... but... if I can't see you, you can't see me either, right? How'd you-?
Alfeegi – You forgot to take off the nametag that you were supposed to wear to the meeting in Chantel. *Points to a nametag that has "Hi! My name is Kaistern!" written in sharpie*
Kaistern – Curse the sharpie and it's inability to lie.
Alfeegi – The sharpie is not at fault. Do not blame the sharpie.
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Ruwalk – Got any... One Winged Angels?
Lykouleon – Go fish.
Ruwalk – Sure is quiet.
Lykouleon – For a change.
Alfeegi - *Opens the door and throws Kaistern in* I don't know why you people insist on breaking the rules, but until you learn your lesson, you must be punished. And why are you playing Go Fish with Delte's fortune telling cards? *Yoinks the cards and leaves*
Kaistern - *pounding on the door* Aah! Wait! I still have to go to Chantel!
Lykouleon & Ruwalk – Shh! You'll wake up the—
Annoying Brat #1 – New Playmate!
Ruwalk - ...Too late.
Lykouleon - *winces as the brats plow into Kaistern* Ouch.
Kaistern – The agony...
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Thatz, Rath, Gil, and Chincho stand in front of the remains of a tavern. Rune runs around in the background blowing up random things.
Rath – So Thatz, what have we learned from this?
Thatz – Never give Rune alcohol.
Rath – Never again.
Chincho – Shee *hic* eep.
Thatz – Is he going to be all right? I don't think penguins are supposed to drink.
Gil – He belongs to the authoress, so he's probably used to it. In fact, I'm surprised he hasn't built up an immunity.
Rath – Uh-oh, here he comes again!
Thatz – Ruuuuunn!
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Madori – Hmm... *thinks* Eehh... *clears throat as if she was bout to make an announcement* Ahem! ... I can think of nothing to say!
Crowd - *mumbles*
Madori – Sorry folks, you can get your money back at the front gate.