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Chapter 2: Embarrassing Snape
"So we're truly leaving... forever?" asked Harry. Matt looked at Harry and responded "Sure as soon as we take care of a few things." "What thin..." Harry however couldn't finish his question as Matt had pushed him into a car.
"Didn't think they would follow me here!" Matt sad and punched the gas as soon as Harry buckled up. Harry just noticed two black sleek looking cars. "Damn, they have RX 8s." Matt exclaimed and shifted. Harry took notice of the speedometer that read 130 MPH. "Watch out for the!" Harry exclaimed just as soon as matt turned. "Give em and inch they take a mile!" Matt yelled while Harry noticed his American accent. Harry closed his eyes and blacked out as soon as Matt pressed a button on his shifter.
"Harry...Harry... wake up." Harry heard a soft voice and opened his eyes to see Remus in front of him. He saw Matt in the corner looking unhappy and she heard Mrs. Weasley who was in the corner mutter "Damn Americans" Harry smiled. Driving in such a fast car was exciting.
Over in the corner Harry saw Dumbledore talking to Matt. Matt looked sad whereas everyone else looked furious. Harry noticed quite a few death glares towards Matt. "Harry are you ready?" Dumbledore inquired. "Ready for what?" Harry asked frantically. "Sirius' will" said matt. Snape came over with a piece of parchment and handed it to Dumbledore who started to read.
I Sirius John Black being of right state of mind. And of no being of coward ness bequeath the following items and demands.
The premise of my estate being Number Twelve Grimmauld Place, London is endowed to Harry James Potter. 50% of my gold and anything else in my vault is endowed to Harry James Potter. I endow 40% of my gold to the Weasleys. I endow 10% of my gold to the Order of the phoenix
Harry James Otter is to be in legal custody of Matthew Taylor Truesdell and all money and estates endowed to Harry are Truesdell's until Harry Reaches Legal age. Also the box in the attic marked, Truesdell, is legally bound to Matt.
Harry gasped; he was very rich and, he didn't have to stay with the Dursleys. At this Mrs. Weasley said, "After dinner Harry you'll be off." "Harry went upstairs to think. "I'm not going back to the Dursleys" and with that he fell asleep.
Harry woke two hours later and headed downstairs. Harry heard something that sounded like "Hit me baby" Curiosity took the better of Harry and he opened the door a crack. The sight before him amazed him. Standing there before Harry was Snape. But, it couldn't be Snape, the man before him was in a skirt. No... Make that a mini skirt and he was singing some weird song that happened to go like this.
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what we've got
By this Harry was starting to giggle
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh baby, baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
That's not the way I planned it
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what we've got
[CHORUS:]
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh baby, baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
That's not the way I planned it
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what we've got
Now whenever She said hit me baby. Snape would pull up his skirt and smack his butt.
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Ah, yeah, yeah
Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby
I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess, that my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh baby, baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
That's not the way I planned it
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what we've got
I must confess that my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Harry was laughing openly now. He duck down and rolled on the floor at this time Snape noticed him. He pulled out his wand and advanced on Harry. Out of nowhere Matt showed up noticing the music and the outfit on Snape. Matt waved his wand and said "Petrificus totallus." Then he screamed. "LUPIN"
Chapter 2: Embarrassing Snape
"So we're truly leaving... forever?" asked Harry. Matt looked at Harry and responded "Sure as soon as we take care of a few things." "What thin..." Harry however couldn't finish his question as Matt had pushed him into a car.
"Didn't think they would follow me here!" Matt sad and punched the gas as soon as Harry buckled up. Harry just noticed two black sleek looking cars. "Damn, they have RX 8s." Matt exclaimed and shifted. Harry took notice of the speedometer that read 130 MPH. "Watch out for the!" Harry exclaimed just as soon as matt turned. "Give em and inch they take a mile!" Matt yelled while Harry noticed his American accent. Harry closed his eyes and blacked out as soon as Matt pressed a button on his shifter.
"Harry...Harry... wake up." Harry heard a soft voice and opened his eyes to see Remus in front of him. He saw Matt in the corner looking unhappy and she heard Mrs. Weasley who was in the corner mutter "Damn Americans" Harry smiled. Driving in such a fast car was exciting.
Over in the corner Harry saw Dumbledore talking to Matt. Matt looked sad whereas everyone else looked furious. Harry noticed quite a few death glares towards Matt. "Harry are you ready?" Dumbledore inquired. "Ready for what?" Harry asked frantically. "Sirius' will" said matt. Snape came over with a piece of parchment and handed it to Dumbledore who started to read.
I Sirius John Black being of right state of mind. And of no being of coward ness bequeath the following items and demands.
The premise of my estate being Number Twelve Grimmauld Place, London is endowed to Harry James Potter. 50% of my gold and anything else in my vault is endowed to Harry James Potter. I endow 40% of my gold to the Weasleys. I endow 10% of my gold to the Order of the phoenix
Harry James Otter is to be in legal custody of Matthew Taylor Truesdell and all money and estates endowed to Harry are Truesdell's until Harry Reaches Legal age. Also the box in the attic marked, Truesdell, is legally bound to Matt.
Harry gasped; he was very rich and, he didn't have to stay with the Dursleys. At this Mrs. Weasley said, "After dinner Harry you'll be off." "Harry went upstairs to think. "I'm not going back to the Dursleys" and with that he fell asleep.
Harry woke two hours later and headed downstairs. Harry heard something that sounded like "Hit me baby" Curiosity took the better of Harry and he opened the door a crack. The sight before him amazed him. Standing there before Harry was Snape. But, it couldn't be Snape, the man before him was in a skirt. No... Make that a mini skirt and he was singing some weird song that happened to go like this.
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what we've got
By this Harry was starting to giggle
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh baby, baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
That's not the way I planned it
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what we've got
[CHORUS:]
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh baby, baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
That's not the way I planned it
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what we've got
Now whenever She said hit me baby. Snape would pull up his skirt and smack his butt.
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Ah, yeah, yeah
Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby
I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess, that my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh baby, baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
That's not the way I planned it
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what we've got
I must confess that my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Harry was laughing openly now. He duck down and rolled on the floor at this time Snape noticed him. He pulled out his wand and advanced on Harry. Out of nowhere Matt showed up noticing the music and the outfit on Snape. Matt waved his wand and said "Petrificus totallus." Then he screamed. "LUPIN"