This is going to be a weekly (the length of weeks can vary with me) fic.
It's basically a completely out of order t.v. Show, with the g-boys. R&R.
Enjoy!!
The Gundam Hour
**Duo walks onto the set**
Duo: **funny announcer voice** "Hello, and welcome to our show!!"
[APPLAUSE]
Duo: "O.k., now let's get started…"
[APPLAUSE]
Duo: "O.k…"
[APPLAUSE]
Duo: "Um…"
[APPLAUSE]
**Duo jumps up and smashes the light that says 'APPLAUSE'**
[SIZZLE…]
Duo: "Alright, now that that's settled… Here's our subject for today: …Bad Blonde Jokes…"
Quatre: **Cry**
Trowa: "…"
Wu fei: "BRING IN DOROTHY!!"
**Dorothy walks in**
Wu fei: "Stupid blonde baka onna!!"
Dorothy: **huge eyebrows twitch**
Duo: "First joke: 'How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool!' (Duh dun dun ching)"
** A pool appears our of nowhere right next to Dorothy, and Duo drops a scratch & sniff sticker in**
Dorothy: **Jumps in, grabs the sticker, sniffs, and falls over. **
Duo: "Oops… That worked a little too well…CLEAN UP CREW!!!"
**5 men in white suits drain the pool and carry Dorothy away**
Duo: "Well, I guess we'll just have to get a substitute!! **Evil grin** Quatre!!"
Quatre: **squeak**
**Heero and Wu fei jump up and drag Quatre onto the stage. **
Duo: "Next joke: 'How do you drive a blonde insane?' Put them in a round room and tell them to go to the corner!!'
**Quatre starts to struggle violently while Heero and Wu fei hold his arms. **
Duo: "Quatre, go to the corner!!"
**Quatre looks around and finds himself in a round room. He looks around the room for a moment then starts to cry hysterically. **
Duo: "Here it comes…"
**Quatre goes Zero and starts laughing maniacally. **
Duo: "Um… can we get some help here? Please?"
**Quatre is ripping up the set. **
**4 men run in and wrap Quatre in a straight jacket, then haul him away.**
Duo: "Well, I guess that's all for today, seeing as I have no more blondes left, and we need a new set…"
Trowa: "…"
THE END
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Well, how did you like it? Plz R&R, and maybe give me some ideas for the next episode. Thnx!!
The Gundam Hour
**Duo walks onto the set**
Duo: **funny announcer voice** "Hello, and welcome to our show!!"
[APPLAUSE]
Duo: "O.k., now let's get started…"
[APPLAUSE]
Duo: "O.k…"
[APPLAUSE]
Duo: "Um…"
[APPLAUSE]
**Duo jumps up and smashes the light that says 'APPLAUSE'**
[SIZZLE…]
Duo: "Alright, now that that's settled… Here's our subject for today: …Bad Blonde Jokes…"
Quatre: **Cry**
Trowa: "…"
Wu fei: "BRING IN DOROTHY!!"
**Dorothy walks in**
Wu fei: "Stupid blonde baka onna!!"
Dorothy: **huge eyebrows twitch**
Duo: "First joke: 'How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool!' (Duh dun dun ching)"
** A pool appears our of nowhere right next to Dorothy, and Duo drops a scratch & sniff sticker in**
Dorothy: **Jumps in, grabs the sticker, sniffs, and falls over. **
Duo: "Oops… That worked a little too well…CLEAN UP CREW!!!"
**5 men in white suits drain the pool and carry Dorothy away**
Duo: "Well, I guess we'll just have to get a substitute!! **Evil grin** Quatre!!"
Quatre: **squeak**
**Heero and Wu fei jump up and drag Quatre onto the stage. **
Duo: "Next joke: 'How do you drive a blonde insane?' Put them in a round room and tell them to go to the corner!!'
**Quatre starts to struggle violently while Heero and Wu fei hold his arms. **
Duo: "Quatre, go to the corner!!"
**Quatre looks around and finds himself in a round room. He looks around the room for a moment then starts to cry hysterically. **
Duo: "Here it comes…"
**Quatre goes Zero and starts laughing maniacally. **
Duo: "Um… can we get some help here? Please?"
**Quatre is ripping up the set. **
**4 men run in and wrap Quatre in a straight jacket, then haul him away.**
Duo: "Well, I guess that's all for today, seeing as I have no more blondes left, and we need a new set…"
Trowa: "…"
THE END
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Well, how did you like it? Plz R&R, and maybe give me some ideas for the next episode. Thnx!!