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Miroku goes kErAzY (kErAzY = crazy) Chapter 2
"Inuyasha? Where's Miroku?" Kagome asked him when she woke up. (she was sleeping just like Sango.)
Inuyasha thought this was perfect. Miroku was probably MILES away. Sango, Kilala, and Shippo went to go for a LONG soak since Miroku was MILES away.
'Perfect, we're alone!' He thought.
"Miroku is out for a walk, "he said. 'A REALLY long walk' He thought.
"Oh, what about the others?"
"Uh, they wanted to enjoy their time without Miroku."
"Oh, so do you want to go find them?"
He looked into her eyes, "No." He leaned close to her and cupped her face with his hand.
"I want to stay here with you." He said right before kissing her. *Fluffiness*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~* ~to Sango~
"This isn't really fun without Kagome." Sango said in the spring.
Shippo was having a good time in the water with Kilala. Kagome had brought some floaties for him until he could learn to swim, and some water balls.
"Sango, catch!" One of the balls was flying straight towards her head. Sango didn't hear him she was too deep in thought.
"SANGO, LOOK OUT!" Shippo yelled again. She heard him and looked up, seeing the water ball just before it hit her face.
"Um, sorry Sango. I tried to warn you." She took the water ball off her face.
"It's alright , Shippo, I shouldn't have been so deep in thought. I was just thinking this might be more fun with Kagome around." She sighed.
"You know what, Sango? You're right! Let's go get her, I bet she'll love a soak with no Miroku around to peep.
"Alright, Shippo, let's go!"
*dun, Dun, DUN!!* someone in the audience: SHUT UP! You SHUT UP! I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S A FAT PIG!!! Anybody ever watch Spirited Away? I liked it!!*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~* ~to Inuyasha and Kagome~
"Inuyasha....I didn't know..... how you felt....about me." She said in between kisses. *long kisses*
"Now you do." He said quickly then went right back to kissing.
Kagome put her hand into his kimono, and rubbed her hand against his chest. Then she slipped it off him. He slipped his hands under her shirt, and took it off her, while still kissing.
He started kissing her neck and she nibbled his ear, once she did that it felt soooooo good to him he actually started kicking his leg like a dog.
~To Sango~
"Come on Shippo, we're almost there!"
~back to Iy/k~
"That feels so good." Inuyasha managed to say, "It's better than when you rub them."
~To Sango~
"There they ar-AHHHHHHHHHHH! Gomen, gomen gomen!!!" She ran away taking Shippo and Kilala with her.
"Inuyasha and Kagome were sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo embarresed.
Here it is: There's this person you always yell at in front of your friends, then your friends come over to your house and see you having sex with that person. Not to mention after this little tidbit is done, Sango's dead.
"SANGO!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled after she ran.
"Inuyasha, just calm down..we'll figure out something to do."
"The only thing I can think of doing is putting our clothes back on and walking out there."
Kagome sighed.
"THEN WE KILL SANGO AND THAT LITTLE FOX!!!"
Kagome let out a deeper sigh.
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~to Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair ~
"Sango! Dear Sango, you have pleased me so well!"
"Oh, Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair ANYTHING for you."
She started kissing him.
"Sango?" He mumbled.
"Hm?"
"Since when have you licked my lips?"
"Eeee! Eeee! Eeee!"
"Huh?"
Miroku opened his eyes.
There was a monkey hovering over him.
"THOU ART NOT SANGO!" He yelled.
The monkey started crying.
"YOU DAMN WELL BETTER CRY!!"
The monkey cried louder.
"Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay, you can kiss me."
The monkey leaped on top of him. Miroku managed to mumble something.
"I said you could kiss me, not have sex with me!!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*
~Later when Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair gets back~
"Miroku where were you all day?" Kagome asked him.
"MY NAME IS SIR FIGURE SKATER MAN WITH BLACK HOLE IN HAND, A SMALL YET BUBBLY BUTT, A RING ON FLIPPING OFF FINGER, AND POINTY BLACKISH BLUISH HAIR AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!!!"
"BUT I WAS DEFINITELY NOT BEING HUMPED BY A MONKEY! Who just happened to be a male monkey, BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!"
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Miroku goes kErAzY (kErAzY = crazy) Chapter 2
"Inuyasha? Where's Miroku?" Kagome asked him when she woke up. (she was sleeping just like Sango.)
Inuyasha thought this was perfect. Miroku was probably MILES away. Sango, Kilala, and Shippo went to go for a LONG soak since Miroku was MILES away.
'Perfect, we're alone!' He thought.
"Miroku is out for a walk, "he said. 'A REALLY long walk' He thought.
"Oh, what about the others?"
"Uh, they wanted to enjoy their time without Miroku."
"Oh, so do you want to go find them?"
He looked into her eyes, "No." He leaned close to her and cupped her face with his hand.
"I want to stay here with you." He said right before kissing her. *Fluffiness*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~* ~to Sango~
"This isn't really fun without Kagome." Sango said in the spring.
Shippo was having a good time in the water with Kilala. Kagome had brought some floaties for him until he could learn to swim, and some water balls.
"Sango, catch!" One of the balls was flying straight towards her head. Sango didn't hear him she was too deep in thought.
"SANGO, LOOK OUT!" Shippo yelled again. She heard him and looked up, seeing the water ball just before it hit her face.
"Um, sorry Sango. I tried to warn you." She took the water ball off her face.
"It's alright , Shippo, I shouldn't have been so deep in thought. I was just thinking this might be more fun with Kagome around." She sighed.
"You know what, Sango? You're right! Let's go get her, I bet she'll love a soak with no Miroku around to peep.
"Alright, Shippo, let's go!"
*dun, Dun, DUN!!* someone in the audience: SHUT UP! You SHUT UP! I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S A FAT PIG!!! Anybody ever watch Spirited Away? I liked it!!*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~* ~to Inuyasha and Kagome~
"Inuyasha....I didn't know..... how you felt....about me." She said in between kisses. *long kisses*
"Now you do." He said quickly then went right back to kissing.
Kagome put her hand into his kimono, and rubbed her hand against his chest. Then she slipped it off him. He slipped his hands under her shirt, and took it off her, while still kissing.
He started kissing her neck and she nibbled his ear, once she did that it felt soooooo good to him he actually started kicking his leg like a dog.
~To Sango~
"Come on Shippo, we're almost there!"
~back to Iy/k~
"That feels so good." Inuyasha managed to say, "It's better than when you rub them."
~To Sango~
"There they ar-AHHHHHHHHHHH! Gomen, gomen gomen!!!" She ran away taking Shippo and Kilala with her.
"Inuyasha and Kagome were sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo embarresed.
Here it is: There's this person you always yell at in front of your friends, then your friends come over to your house and see you having sex with that person. Not to mention after this little tidbit is done, Sango's dead.
"SANGO!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled after she ran.
"Inuyasha, just calm down..we'll figure out something to do."
"The only thing I can think of doing is putting our clothes back on and walking out there."
Kagome sighed.
"THEN WE KILL SANGO AND THAT LITTLE FOX!!!"
Kagome let out a deeper sigh.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*
~to Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair ~
"Sango! Dear Sango, you have pleased me so well!"
"Oh, Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair ANYTHING for you."
She started kissing him.
"Sango?" He mumbled.
"Hm?"
"Since when have you licked my lips?"
"Eeee! Eeee! Eeee!"
"Huh?"
Miroku opened his eyes.
There was a monkey hovering over him.
"THOU ART NOT SANGO!" He yelled.
The monkey started crying.
"YOU DAMN WELL BETTER CRY!!"
The monkey cried louder.
"Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay, you can kiss me."
The monkey leaped on top of him. Miroku managed to mumble something.
"I said you could kiss me, not have sex with me!!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*
~Later when Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair gets back~
"Miroku where were you all day?" Kagome asked him.
"MY NAME IS SIR FIGURE SKATER MAN WITH BLACK HOLE IN HAND, A SMALL YET BUBBLY BUTT, A RING ON FLIPPING OFF FINGER, AND POINTY BLACKISH BLUISH HAIR AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!!!"
"BUT I WAS DEFINITELY NOT BEING HUMPED BY A MONKEY! Who just happened to be a male monkey, BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!"
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