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Miroku goes kErAzY (crazy) Chapter 3 Is craziness a disease?
~Next Day in a Village~
"Buddha belly, Buddha belly, Buddha belly jiggles Buddha belly jiggles and Buddha belly wiggles!"
Miroku sang as they crossed the village grounds. (in the "Jingle Bell Rock melody")
"You have disgraced our god!!" a villager called out.
"YOU SHUT UP!! SIR FINGURE SKATER MAN WITH BLACK HOLE IN HAND, A SMALL YET BUBBLY BUTT, A RING ON FLIPPING OFF FINGER, POINTY BLACKISH BLUISH HAIR WILL SING "BUDDHA BELLY JIGGLES" IF SIR FINGURE SKATER MAN WITH BLACK HOLE IN HAND, A SMALL YET BUBBLY BUTT, A RING ON FLIPPING OFF FINGER, AND POINTY BLACKISH BLUISH HAIR WANTS TO!!"
"Miroku stop yelling at the villagers!" Sango yelled at him.
"Sango stop yelling at Miroku!" Inuyasha yelled.
"INUYASHA, STOP YELLING AT MY WIFE FOR YELLING AT SIR FINGURE SKATER MAN WITH BLACK HOLE IN HAND, A SMALL YET BUBBLY BUTT, A RING ON FLIPPING OFF FINGER, AND POINTY BLACKISH BLUISH HAIR FOR YELLING AT THE VILLAGERS FOR YELLING AT SIR FINGURE SKATER MAN WITH BLACK HOLE IN HAND, A SMALL YET BUBBLY BUTT, A RING ON FLIPPING OFF FINGER, AND POINTY BLACKISH BLUISH HAIR !!" *did that make any sense? Fyi: Miroku is talking about himself as a third person.*
The villagers watched as the gang fought.
"EVERYBODY STOP!!!!!!!!!!" Miroku yelled. Everyone stood still.
"Now I know that Kagome's mad because Inuyasha yelled at Sango for yelling at me for yelling at the villagers for yelling at me. And I know that Inuyasha's mad at Kagome for yelling at him for yelling at Sango for yelling at Sir Figure Skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair for yelling at the villagers for yelling at Sir Figure Skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair. But can't we all just get along?"
"You're right Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair," Inuyasha agreed.
"group hug?"
"GROUP HUG!"
They hugged but it was only Miroku and Inuyasha hugging.
"GROUP KISS?" Miroku asked.
Inuyasha fell anime style,
"But Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair, I'm not ready for that kind of commitment."
"I see, but me and the wife can wait!"
"Thank you."
Shippo interrupted this.this akward moment,
"WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT HAPPPENED TO INUYASHA? HE'S ACTING NICE!! AND MIROKU'S TWO TIMING, actually that's not THAT weird BUT STILL!! Kagome is craziness a disease? Because I think Inuyasha has it!"
"THIS HAS GOTTA STOP!" Kagome yelled.
"I thought that we were done with yelling?" Inuyasha said.
"MAYBE I WANNA DO MORE YELLING!" Kagome yelled.
Everyone freezes. To the villagers act this is like their favorite soap or something.
"NOW INUYASHA YOU ARE GOING TO MARRY ME RIGHT NOW!"
"But then who will this leaf marry?" He held up a small green leaf.
"Shippo will!!" She cheered happily.
"CONGRAJULATIONS SHIPPO!" Inuyasha cheered and he handed him the leaf.
"I now pronounce you boy and leaf!" Miroku said since he was the closest thing to a what ever you call them.
"And I pronounce you half dog-demon with gigantic sword and weird miko from future!"
"Oh, yeah I forgot about Tetsaiga." He took it out of the sheath.
"UGLY PEOPLE OF THIS VILLAGE LOOK AT MY NOT UGLY SWORD!!!!" Inuyasha yelled and held it up.
"You SUCK!" came voice from the audience.
"SILENCE!!!" He yelled, then all hell broke loose. Inuyasha started.singing.
"I am pretty o so pretty, I am pretty and witty and GAY!!!!!!!!!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!! I'M SINGING!!!"
and he continued with ANOTHER song,
"It's just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up, everything is fucked everybody sucks! You don't really know why but you wanna justify ripping someone's head off! No human contact and if you interact you'd like his whole contract! Your best bet is to stay away mother fucker it's just one of those days!
It's all about the he says, she says bullshit! I think you better quit it, or you'll be leaving with a fat lip! It's all about the he says, she says bullshit! I think you better quit it, talking that shit!
It's just one of those days feeling like a freight train, First one through the plane leaves with the blood stain, Damn right I'm a maniac you better watch your back cause I'm fucking up you program!"
"We do not have a program."
"SILENCE!!! KAZE NO KIZU!!" Inuyasha did the Kaze no Kizu.
"oops." He started whistling and walked away, but the walk turned into a frantic run. Followed by Kagome then Miroku then Shippo then Sango then Kilala.
They started another song, this time all together while running,
Inuyasha: Not gonna get us!
Kagome: They're not gonna get us! Not gonna get us!
Miroku: Not gonna get us!
Sango: They're not gonna get us!
Shippo: They're not gonna get us! Not gonna get us!
Inuyasha: They're not gonna get us!
Kagome: Not gonna get us!!
Inuyasha: Starting from here let's make a promise. You and me, let's just be honest, we're gonna run, nothing can stop us, even the night that falls all around us.
Kagome: Soon there will be laughter and voices, beyond the clouds, over the mountains. We'll run away on roads that are rowdy. Lights from the air field, shining in a fire!
Sango: Nothing can stop us! NOT now I love you! (**she pushed Miroku away**)
Shippo: They're not gonna get us!
Miroku: They're not gonna get us!
Sango: Nothing can stop us! NOT now I love you! (**she pushed Miroku away**) Inuyasha: They're not gonna get us!
Kagome: They're not gonna get us!
Everyone: THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET US!
Miroku: They're not gonna get us!
Shippo: They're not gonna get us!
*running*
Kagome whisperng: not gonna get us.
Sango: Not gonna get us!
Inuyasha: Not gonna get us!
Everyone: NOT GONNA GET US!
Kagome: Get us!!!
Inuyasha: We'll run away to everything simple. Night will come down all by an angel. We brush a hand the crossers are empty. All spirits high, they're not gonna get us.
Kagome: My love for you always forever. Just you and me, all else is nothing. Not going back Not going baby, They don't understand.
Miroku: They don't understand us!!
Inuyasha: Don't understand us!
Sango: Understand us.
Shippo: Understand us.
Kagome: Understand us.
Miroku: Not gonna get us.
Inuyasha: Not gonna get us.
Shippo: Not gonna get us.
Kagome: They're not gonna (**Sango joins in**)get us!!!
Sango: Nothing can stop us! NOT now I love you! (**She pushes Miroku away**)
Miroku: They're not gonna get us!
Shippo: They're not gonnna get us!
Sango: Nothing can stop us! NOT now I love you! (**She pushes Miroku away**)
Miroku: They're not gonna get us!
Shippo: They're not gonnna get us!
Everyone: NOT GONNA GET US!
Miroku: They're not gonna get us!
Everyone: NOT GONNA GET US!
Miroku: They're not gonna get us!
Inuyasha: Not gonna get us!
Shippo: Not gonna get us!
Kagome: Not gonna get us!
Sango: Not gonna get us!
~End Song~*~that song was by TATU, I think u can guess the name of it~
Then they all ran into the sunset to look for another place.
"Kagome, who are 'they'?" Shippo asked.
AN: Whew, that took a lot of energy. And sorry if the lyrics aren't the right ones. I was just listening to the music, and I couldn't make some of the words out correctly.
Miroku goes kErAzY (crazy) Chapter 3 Is craziness a disease?
~Next Day in a Village~
"Buddha belly, Buddha belly, Buddha belly jiggles Buddha belly jiggles and Buddha belly wiggles!"
Miroku sang as they crossed the village grounds. (in the "Jingle Bell Rock melody")
"You have disgraced our god!!" a villager called out.
"YOU SHUT UP!! SIR FINGURE SKATER MAN WITH BLACK HOLE IN HAND, A SMALL YET BUBBLY BUTT, A RING ON FLIPPING OFF FINGER, POINTY BLACKISH BLUISH HAIR WILL SING "BUDDHA BELLY JIGGLES" IF SIR FINGURE SKATER MAN WITH BLACK HOLE IN HAND, A SMALL YET BUBBLY BUTT, A RING ON FLIPPING OFF FINGER, AND POINTY BLACKISH BLUISH HAIR WANTS TO!!"
"Miroku stop yelling at the villagers!" Sango yelled at him.
"Sango stop yelling at Miroku!" Inuyasha yelled.
"INUYASHA, STOP YELLING AT MY WIFE FOR YELLING AT SIR FINGURE SKATER MAN WITH BLACK HOLE IN HAND, A SMALL YET BUBBLY BUTT, A RING ON FLIPPING OFF FINGER, AND POINTY BLACKISH BLUISH HAIR FOR YELLING AT THE VILLAGERS FOR YELLING AT SIR FINGURE SKATER MAN WITH BLACK HOLE IN HAND, A SMALL YET BUBBLY BUTT, A RING ON FLIPPING OFF FINGER, AND POINTY BLACKISH BLUISH HAIR !!" *did that make any sense? Fyi: Miroku is talking about himself as a third person.*
The villagers watched as the gang fought.
"EVERYBODY STOP!!!!!!!!!!" Miroku yelled. Everyone stood still.
"Now I know that Kagome's mad because Inuyasha yelled at Sango for yelling at me for yelling at the villagers for yelling at me. And I know that Inuyasha's mad at Kagome for yelling at him for yelling at Sango for yelling at Sir Figure Skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair for yelling at the villagers for yelling at Sir Figure Skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair. But can't we all just get along?"
"You're right Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair," Inuyasha agreed.
"group hug?"
"GROUP HUG!"
They hugged but it was only Miroku and Inuyasha hugging.
"GROUP KISS?" Miroku asked.
Inuyasha fell anime style,
"But Sir Figure skater man with black hole in hand, a small yet bubbly butt, a ring on flipping off finger, and pointy blackish bluish hair, I'm not ready for that kind of commitment."
"I see, but me and the wife can wait!"
"Thank you."
Shippo interrupted this.this akward moment,
"WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT HAPPPENED TO INUYASHA? HE'S ACTING NICE!! AND MIROKU'S TWO TIMING, actually that's not THAT weird BUT STILL!! Kagome is craziness a disease? Because I think Inuyasha has it!"
"THIS HAS GOTTA STOP!" Kagome yelled.
"I thought that we were done with yelling?" Inuyasha said.
"MAYBE I WANNA DO MORE YELLING!" Kagome yelled.
Everyone freezes. To the villagers act this is like their favorite soap or something.
"NOW INUYASHA YOU ARE GOING TO MARRY ME RIGHT NOW!"
"But then who will this leaf marry?" He held up a small green leaf.
"Shippo will!!" She cheered happily.
"CONGRAJULATIONS SHIPPO!" Inuyasha cheered and he handed him the leaf.
"I now pronounce you boy and leaf!" Miroku said since he was the closest thing to a what ever you call them.
"And I pronounce you half dog-demon with gigantic sword and weird miko from future!"
"Oh, yeah I forgot about Tetsaiga." He took it out of the sheath.
"UGLY PEOPLE OF THIS VILLAGE LOOK AT MY NOT UGLY SWORD!!!!" Inuyasha yelled and held it up.
"You SUCK!" came voice from the audience.
"SILENCE!!!" He yelled, then all hell broke loose. Inuyasha started.singing.
"I am pretty o so pretty, I am pretty and witty and GAY!!!!!!!!!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!! I'M SINGING!!!"
and he continued with ANOTHER song,
"It's just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up, everything is fucked everybody sucks! You don't really know why but you wanna justify ripping someone's head off! No human contact and if you interact you'd like his whole contract! Your best bet is to stay away mother fucker it's just one of those days!
It's all about the he says, she says bullshit! I think you better quit it, or you'll be leaving with a fat lip! It's all about the he says, she says bullshit! I think you better quit it, talking that shit!
It's just one of those days feeling like a freight train, First one through the plane leaves with the blood stain, Damn right I'm a maniac you better watch your back cause I'm fucking up you program!"
"We do not have a program."
"SILENCE!!! KAZE NO KIZU!!" Inuyasha did the Kaze no Kizu.
"oops." He started whistling and walked away, but the walk turned into a frantic run. Followed by Kagome then Miroku then Shippo then Sango then Kilala.
They started another song, this time all together while running,
Inuyasha: Not gonna get us!
Kagome: They're not gonna get us! Not gonna get us!
Miroku: Not gonna get us!
Sango: They're not gonna get us!
Shippo: They're not gonna get us! Not gonna get us!
Inuyasha: They're not gonna get us!
Kagome: Not gonna get us!!
Inuyasha: Starting from here let's make a promise. You and me, let's just be honest, we're gonna run, nothing can stop us, even the night that falls all around us.
Kagome: Soon there will be laughter and voices, beyond the clouds, over the mountains. We'll run away on roads that are rowdy. Lights from the air field, shining in a fire!
Sango: Nothing can stop us! NOT now I love you! (**she pushed Miroku away**)
Shippo: They're not gonna get us!
Miroku: They're not gonna get us!
Sango: Nothing can stop us! NOT now I love you! (**she pushed Miroku away**) Inuyasha: They're not gonna get us!
Kagome: They're not gonna get us!
Everyone: THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET US!
Miroku: They're not gonna get us!
Shippo: They're not gonna get us!
*running*
Kagome whisperng: not gonna get us.
Sango: Not gonna get us!
Inuyasha: Not gonna get us!
Everyone: NOT GONNA GET US!
Kagome: Get us!!!
Inuyasha: We'll run away to everything simple. Night will come down all by an angel. We brush a hand the crossers are empty. All spirits high, they're not gonna get us.
Kagome: My love for you always forever. Just you and me, all else is nothing. Not going back Not going baby, They don't understand.
Miroku: They don't understand us!!
Inuyasha: Don't understand us!
Sango: Understand us.
Shippo: Understand us.
Kagome: Understand us.
Miroku: Not gonna get us.
Inuyasha: Not gonna get us.
Shippo: Not gonna get us.
Kagome: They're not gonna (**Sango joins in**)get us!!!
Sango: Nothing can stop us! NOT now I love you! (**She pushes Miroku away**)
Miroku: They're not gonna get us!
Shippo: They're not gonnna get us!
Sango: Nothing can stop us! NOT now I love you! (**She pushes Miroku away**)
Miroku: They're not gonna get us!
Shippo: They're not gonnna get us!
Everyone: NOT GONNA GET US!
Miroku: They're not gonna get us!
Everyone: NOT GONNA GET US!
Miroku: They're not gonna get us!
Inuyasha: Not gonna get us!
Shippo: Not gonna get us!
Kagome: Not gonna get us!
Sango: Not gonna get us!
~End Song~*~that song was by TATU, I think u can guess the name of it~
Then they all ran into the sunset to look for another place.
"Kagome, who are 'they'?" Shippo asked.
AN: Whew, that took a lot of energy. And sorry if the lyrics aren't the right ones. I was just listening to the music, and I couldn't make some of the words out correctly.