Miroku goes kErAzY
Chapter 4
I don't know what to call this chapter.
A whisper yell is when you yell in a whisper tone like you can't yell because someone is sleeping and you don't want to wake them up but you're mad so you "whisper yell" AKA wyd
And for whoever said that my characters were out of character this was supposed to be a small fic and I was more concentrated on my other fics but NOOOO you all had to review THIS fic!!! Ahem...um..enjoy the story!
ONE MORE THING: thank you wing weaver for the reviews on my other stories and for the ONLY suggestion for this story! I'll try to work it in somehow..
Inuyasha whispered to Kagome, "Kagome?"
Kagome answered back in a whisper, "Scottland?"
"Do you think we over sang too much?"
"Why would you say that?"
"Because we lost our voices!" He whisper yelled. (wyd)
"Well..at least now that we have no voices we can enjoy nature more."
"Feh."
Miroku and Sango enter the campsite that they're in. They decided not to go to another village.**ahem last chap ahem**
"She's right we don't enjoy nature enough." Miroku whispered, then looked at Sango.
SLAP!!
"Sango what will the children think, what was that for?!" He wyd.
"You were thinking perverted thoughts!" She wyd back.
"Well I was just admiring the beautiful bushes behind you, that our invisible children are playing in."
Everyone looked and stared at the bushes. Something was akward, SOMEONE WAS IN THE BUSHES!!
"Who are you and what do you want?!" Inuyasha wyd, standing tall above them.
The person had a strange device in their hand, it was black and had a bright light.
"M-My name's Masaki Hishikawa. I was just filming you"
"FILIMING?!!" He wyd.
"FOR HOW LONG?!"
"Since you were all born. I make a TV show on your lives and missions and stuff."
"WHY?!!"
"It's my job.?"
"YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!"
"SIT!"
BAM!!
"Inuyasha let the person stay they never bothered you before right?"
"Hmph!" He couldn't "feh" because his head was in the ground.
And so the day went on.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~What everyone is doing~
Miroku is sitting in a meditating stance giggling evily. Sango is watching him with disgust. Kagome is probably somewhere in a tree with Inuyasha making out again. Shippo is sitting on the grass staring at his wife and the evil adults. The wife as in that leaf that he got married to.
"Miroku what are you laughing about?"
"Sometime today you will see a surprise not 2 but 3 but not now. Hee hee hee!"
Sango to herself in her mind, 'Maybe I should make a dating video and give myself a chance to get away from this idiot.'
"I'm going to take a walk." She whispered.
"YES YOU MAY THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME WIFEY!" He wyd.
She went out and started looking for the camera person.
Hi-shi! Hee hee hee hi- shi what, w-w-w-w-w what what Hishikawa!!" she wyd. (fyi: that was from "Boy Meets World" the "feeny call" from eric matthews/will friedle.)
"Y-Yes?" they popped out of the bushes.
"I want to make..a dating video!"
*creepy laugh*
The person lifted one eyebrow. (AN: If you haven't figured it out by now you're an idiot, but I don't know if masaki hishikawa is a guy or a girl)
"O-Okay."
"LIGHTS, CAMERA! ...action."
All of a sudden Sango's voice came back to her and she had a really pretty dress on, and yeah you get the point.
"Hey all you hot guys out there, my name's Sango. Please save me from these idiots!! Especially the monk. So if you like slaying demons in the moonlight, having a hot babe by your side and making out every 5 minutes just give me a call."
"Um, cut."
"Arigato!"
Then from the darkness of the forest they heard the most unusual sounds..
"MMMRRFFFFF!!!!!"
there it was.
"MMMRRR!!"
"OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU, WHAT ARE YOU, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!?!?!?!?!??! *EAR PIERCING SCREAM* Sango shieked.
"MMMMMMM!!!!!"
Kagome and Inuyasha came in with their lips stuck together.
"mmmmmfmmrdf!!!"
"Oh it's just you two! Hey hi how are ya, fine?"
"mmrffffmmmrmrrr!!"
"Miroku put crazy glue in Kagome's chapstick and since you two were making out in an oak tree your lips got stuck together?"
They looked at each other in amazement as in, "How the Hell did she know what we said?" Then back at Sango and nodded.
"Mmmhmm, I see..." She put her hand on her chin as if she thinking really hard.
~*5 minutes later*~
"MRRRRFFFFFFF!!!!!!" Inuyasha and Kagome 'mrfed' together.
"Huh? Oh, I'm sorry you two. I got side tracked and started thinking about all the words that rhyme with bob."
*anime fall*
"So far I've gotten: blob, cotton swab, glob, shish kebab, snob, and thingamabob! *smile*"
(I got side tracked today at this glasses store and I started laughing hysterically because 'wow' and 'bob' both have an 'o' in the middle.HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS!??!?!!? BOB, WOW?!!!! WHO'DA THOUGHT??)
"MRRFF??!!"
"oh eheh heh yea..MIROKU!!!!!!!!!"
He was there in a flash
"Yes, my beautiful Sango, life form of my affection, bearer of my invisible children?"
"I AM NOT YOUR BEAUTIFUL SANGO, LIFE FORM OF YOUR AFFECTION OR BEARER OF YOUR INVISABLE CHILDREN!!!! And you need to apologize to Inuyasha and Kagome.and un-stick them."
"*sigh* ok fine...BUT FIRST I'M GOING TO DO THIS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!"
He ran over to Kagome and reached down her shirt.
"MRRRRRFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Shhhh!!! The trees are alive they can hear you..DAMMIT KAGOME WHERE THE HELL IS THE JEWEL?!!?!?!?!?!?! DID YOU HIDE IT IN YOUR BRA??!!!!.......*more searching*.........oh it was on the out side of the shirt.who'd a thought?"
*WHAM!!!!* from inu
*WHAM!!!!* from kag
*WHAM!!!!* from sango
*wham.* from shippo's wife
"Owie.BUT I STILL HAVE THE JEWEL!!!!!!!! GO AHEAD AND TRY TO HIT ME WITH YOUR BOOMERRANG SANGO I DARE YA!!!!!!"
*SWISH*
He jumped..and landed on top of the boomerang, he maneuvered in so that it would just keep going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going... JUST LIKE THAT PINK ENERGIZER BUNNY, YA KNO THE ONE WITH THAT DRUM?
"PASTA DA BLISTER!!!" he yelled back.
"You know in some weird freakish way he looks just like Mary Poppins." Sango said looking up at him, Inu and Kag nodded.
Then...he fell off into a tree..(smooth.very smooth)
"Should we go help him?"
They shook their heads,
"Ok.ANYONE FOR TANGOING?!"
END CHAPPIE
Well I finally got something done now I'll start on chapter 5, oh shit this is going to take weeks!!! Or is it?? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-oh I'm sorry I said a large whopper with onion rings and a pepsi, thanx..HEY WAIT THESE ARE FRENCH FRIES I CLEARLY STATED THAT I WANTED ONION RINGS!!!!!!!! ..thank you -- HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
I don't know what to call this chapter.
A whisper yell is when you yell in a whisper tone like you can't yell because someone is sleeping and you don't want to wake them up but you're mad so you "whisper yell" AKA wyd
And for whoever said that my characters were out of character this was supposed to be a small fic and I was more concentrated on my other fics but NOOOO you all had to review THIS fic!!! Ahem...um..enjoy the story!
ONE MORE THING: thank you wing weaver for the reviews on my other stories and for the ONLY suggestion for this story! I'll try to work it in somehow..
Inuyasha whispered to Kagome, "Kagome?"
Kagome answered back in a whisper, "Scottland?"
"Do you think we over sang too much?"
"Why would you say that?"
"Because we lost our voices!" He whisper yelled. (wyd)
"Well..at least now that we have no voices we can enjoy nature more."
"Feh."
Miroku and Sango enter the campsite that they're in. They decided not to go to another village.**ahem last chap ahem**
"She's right we don't enjoy nature enough." Miroku whispered, then looked at Sango.
SLAP!!
"Sango what will the children think, what was that for?!" He wyd.
"You were thinking perverted thoughts!" She wyd back.
"Well I was just admiring the beautiful bushes behind you, that our invisible children are playing in."
Everyone looked and stared at the bushes. Something was akward, SOMEONE WAS IN THE BUSHES!!
"Who are you and what do you want?!" Inuyasha wyd, standing tall above them.
The person had a strange device in their hand, it was black and had a bright light.
"M-My name's Masaki Hishikawa. I was just filming you"
"FILIMING?!!" He wyd.
"FOR HOW LONG?!"
"Since you were all born. I make a TV show on your lives and missions and stuff."
"WHY?!!"
"It's my job.?"
"YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!"
"SIT!"
BAM!!
"Inuyasha let the person stay they never bothered you before right?"
"Hmph!" He couldn't "feh" because his head was in the ground.
And so the day went on.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~What everyone is doing~
Miroku is sitting in a meditating stance giggling evily. Sango is watching him with disgust. Kagome is probably somewhere in a tree with Inuyasha making out again. Shippo is sitting on the grass staring at his wife and the evil adults. The wife as in that leaf that he got married to.
"Miroku what are you laughing about?"
"Sometime today you will see a surprise not 2 but 3 but not now. Hee hee hee!"
Sango to herself in her mind, 'Maybe I should make a dating video and give myself a chance to get away from this idiot.'
"I'm going to take a walk." She whispered.
"YES YOU MAY THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME WIFEY!" He wyd.
She went out and started looking for the camera person.
Hi-shi! Hee hee hee hi- shi what, w-w-w-w-w what what Hishikawa!!" she wyd. (fyi: that was from "Boy Meets World" the "feeny call" from eric matthews/will friedle.)
"Y-Yes?" they popped out of the bushes.
"I want to make..a dating video!"
*creepy laugh*
The person lifted one eyebrow. (AN: If you haven't figured it out by now you're an idiot, but I don't know if masaki hishikawa is a guy or a girl)
"O-Okay."
"LIGHTS, CAMERA! ...action."
All of a sudden Sango's voice came back to her and she had a really pretty dress on, and yeah you get the point.
"Hey all you hot guys out there, my name's Sango. Please save me from these idiots!! Especially the monk. So if you like slaying demons in the moonlight, having a hot babe by your side and making out every 5 minutes just give me a call."
"Um, cut."
"Arigato!"
Then from the darkness of the forest they heard the most unusual sounds..
"MMMRRFFFFF!!!!!"
there it was.
"MMMRRR!!"
"OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU, WHAT ARE YOU, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!?!?!?!?!??! *EAR PIERCING SCREAM* Sango shieked.
"MMMMMMM!!!!!"
Kagome and Inuyasha came in with their lips stuck together.
"mmmmmfmmrdf!!!"
"Oh it's just you two! Hey hi how are ya, fine?"
"mmrffffmmmrmrrr!!"
"Miroku put crazy glue in Kagome's chapstick and since you two were making out in an oak tree your lips got stuck together?"
They looked at each other in amazement as in, "How the Hell did she know what we said?" Then back at Sango and nodded.
"Mmmhmm, I see..." She put her hand on her chin as if she thinking really hard.
~*5 minutes later*~
"MRRRRFFFFFFF!!!!!!" Inuyasha and Kagome 'mrfed' together.
"Huh? Oh, I'm sorry you two. I got side tracked and started thinking about all the words that rhyme with bob."
*anime fall*
"So far I've gotten: blob, cotton swab, glob, shish kebab, snob, and thingamabob! *smile*"
(I got side tracked today at this glasses store and I started laughing hysterically because 'wow' and 'bob' both have an 'o' in the middle.HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS!??!?!!? BOB, WOW?!!!! WHO'DA THOUGHT??)
"MRRFF??!!"
"oh eheh heh yea..MIROKU!!!!!!!!!"
He was there in a flash
"Yes, my beautiful Sango, life form of my affection, bearer of my invisible children?"
"I AM NOT YOUR BEAUTIFUL SANGO, LIFE FORM OF YOUR AFFECTION OR BEARER OF YOUR INVISABLE CHILDREN!!!! And you need to apologize to Inuyasha and Kagome.and un-stick them."
"*sigh* ok fine...BUT FIRST I'M GOING TO DO THIS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!"
He ran over to Kagome and reached down her shirt.
"MRRRRRFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Shhhh!!! The trees are alive they can hear you..DAMMIT KAGOME WHERE THE HELL IS THE JEWEL?!!?!?!?!?!?! DID YOU HIDE IT IN YOUR BRA??!!!!.......*more searching*.........oh it was on the out side of the shirt.who'd a thought?"
*WHAM!!!!* from inu
*WHAM!!!!* from kag
*WHAM!!!!* from sango
*wham.* from shippo's wife
"Owie.BUT I STILL HAVE THE JEWEL!!!!!!!! GO AHEAD AND TRY TO HIT ME WITH YOUR BOOMERRANG SANGO I DARE YA!!!!!!"
*SWISH*
He jumped..and landed on top of the boomerang, he maneuvered in so that it would just keep going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going... JUST LIKE THAT PINK ENERGIZER BUNNY, YA KNO THE ONE WITH THAT DRUM?
"PASTA DA BLISTER!!!" he yelled back.
"You know in some weird freakish way he looks just like Mary Poppins." Sango said looking up at him, Inu and Kag nodded.
Then...he fell off into a tree..(smooth.very smooth)
"Should we go help him?"
They shook their heads,
"Ok.ANYONE FOR TANGOING?!"
END CHAPPIE
Well I finally got something done now I'll start on chapter 5, oh shit this is going to take weeks!!! Or is it?? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-oh I'm sorry I said a large whopper with onion rings and a pepsi, thanx..HEY WAIT THESE ARE FRENCH FRIES I CLEARLY STATED THAT I WANTED ONION RINGS!!!!!!!! ..thank you -- HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!