Final Fantasy 8 meets LOTR
Squall and gang finally got to Rivendell, as Selphie had crashed the Ragnarok.
They walked up to the meeting area, and as usual, they were late.
Elrond began talking, which put the FF8 cast to sleep.
When he finally stopped talking (thank goodness) our hero's had woken up.
Aragon, some old man who needed a shower and a shave (noted Squall) stood up and said, "You have my sword!"
Which caused all these people to stand up and say, "you have my bow!" or for a change, "you have my axe,"
And then Zell stood up and said, "You have my gloves!!!!!"
Seifer then stood up and said, "Get the hell off the damn stage chicken- wuss."
Then he said proudly "You have my gunblade" Which caused all the elves and dwarfes to look around in wonder.
Elrond made the mistake of trying to get them off (stage) Seifer then totally lost it and went for Elronds neck, but someone stopped him (which is bad, coz Elronds a little annoying)
Everyone stood up and said there bit "You have my whip!" (All the perves looked up at this.) "You have my gun!"
Zell tried again. "You have my gloves!" but everyone laughed, so he went off and went to play cards with Merry and Pippin who had turned up mysteriously. (Anywayz, back with the story)
"You have my pinwheel!"
"You have my. Things!" Selphie said brightly, but unfortunately someone laughed. So Selphie went up and whipped his head off. With her .Things.
"Squall, wake up, you have to say your bit," Rinoa told Squall.
Squall stood up and mumbled "whatever".
Some old hairy guy (Gandalf to us) stood up and said, "So then it's decided, we leave for the cracks of doom!"
Which made the FF8's roll around the floor laughing.
Squall and gang decided to go site seeing.
After visiting some pip squeak (Selphie was taller than him) that was in a bed, moaning about a tiny cut in his shoulder (some death eater poked him or something), they laughed at him and met up with Gandalf again.
Gandalf was playing poker, so they decided to play with him. They won, (of course) Then they set off!
They started walking, which SOME people weren't too happy about (why can't we fly the Ragnarok? Coz you broke it you dumbass!)
The gang were at the back of the pack (naturally).
Squall was sleeping and walking.
Zell kept falling over (we don't know why).
Selphie was trying to check her shoes and walk. (Which made her fall over)
Seifer kept slashing his gunblade at Irvine, who was walking in front of him, and gave him hundreds of scars.
Quistis was talking to Aragon, (HE'S TAKEN!) and Rinoa was talking to Legolas. (hehehehe)
Then, they found some punks trying to steal our Ragnarok, and they bashed 'em good.
They all got into the Ragnarok (which was mysteriously repaired) and they were off!
Sorry sorry sorry!
I just had to write this. I had this idea. And you saw the rest. I know it's bad ;)
Squall and gang finally got to Rivendell, as Selphie had crashed the Ragnarok.
They walked up to the meeting area, and as usual, they were late.
Elrond began talking, which put the FF8 cast to sleep.
When he finally stopped talking (thank goodness) our hero's had woken up.
Aragon, some old man who needed a shower and a shave (noted Squall) stood up and said, "You have my sword!"
Which caused all these people to stand up and say, "you have my bow!" or for a change, "you have my axe,"
And then Zell stood up and said, "You have my gloves!!!!!"
Seifer then stood up and said, "Get the hell off the damn stage chicken- wuss."
Then he said proudly "You have my gunblade" Which caused all the elves and dwarfes to look around in wonder.
Elrond made the mistake of trying to get them off (stage) Seifer then totally lost it and went for Elronds neck, but someone stopped him (which is bad, coz Elronds a little annoying)
Everyone stood up and said there bit "You have my whip!" (All the perves looked up at this.) "You have my gun!"
Zell tried again. "You have my gloves!" but everyone laughed, so he went off and went to play cards with Merry and Pippin who had turned up mysteriously. (Anywayz, back with the story)
"You have my pinwheel!"
"You have my. Things!" Selphie said brightly, but unfortunately someone laughed. So Selphie went up and whipped his head off. With her .Things.
"Squall, wake up, you have to say your bit," Rinoa told Squall.
Squall stood up and mumbled "whatever".
Some old hairy guy (Gandalf to us) stood up and said, "So then it's decided, we leave for the cracks of doom!"
Which made the FF8's roll around the floor laughing.
Squall and gang decided to go site seeing.
After visiting some pip squeak (Selphie was taller than him) that was in a bed, moaning about a tiny cut in his shoulder (some death eater poked him or something), they laughed at him and met up with Gandalf again.
Gandalf was playing poker, so they decided to play with him. They won, (of course) Then they set off!
They started walking, which SOME people weren't too happy about (why can't we fly the Ragnarok? Coz you broke it you dumbass!)
The gang were at the back of the pack (naturally).
Squall was sleeping and walking.
Zell kept falling over (we don't know why).
Selphie was trying to check her shoes and walk. (Which made her fall over)
Seifer kept slashing his gunblade at Irvine, who was walking in front of him, and gave him hundreds of scars.
Quistis was talking to Aragon, (HE'S TAKEN!) and Rinoa was talking to Legolas. (hehehehe)
Then, they found some punks trying to steal our Ragnarok, and they bashed 'em good.
They all got into the Ragnarok (which was mysteriously repaired) and they were off!
Sorry sorry sorry!
I just had to write this. I had this idea. And you saw the rest. I know it's bad ;)