CHAPTER 2

- Later That Night -

Ashley stares over with stars in her eyes. "Can I SLEEP with YOU NURIKO?!"

"Help..." Nuriko grasps a random person, Kayci.
"Umm.. Why not make her dreams come true?" Kayci began.

"She'll rape me."

"Oh.."

"Heh-heh," Ashley giggles.
"See?!" Nuriko points.

Ashley smiles angelically. "I don't see..." Kayci raises an eyebrow to Nuriko.

~*~

Nadine wakes up to see a very hidious red-haired freak. "Ahhh!!"

"Whats wrong girly?" The freak said.

"Ewww... Ron.. Harry Potter... Hmmm.... possibilities..." Nadine sees no Hermione "Maybe, I was MEANT to be Hermione! But if she IS here, I'll just kill her off."

Ron looks puzzeled "Who's Hermione?"

"Excellent"

~*~

A tall, brunette retard walked in to the library office. "Ooohhh.... I'm so bad. Hehehe... No one will EVER think of this!" The retard, Amy from the four girls' school, giggled to herself as she comitted her 'crime'.

~*~

Ashley smiled to Nuriko "Nuriko how about we go in your room and..."

~*~

Amy was reading a strange book. (AN- Wow! She can read!) "OH MY GAWD!!"

~*~

Nuriko screamed, and ran away, out of the palace, and over the hills (Erica - To Grandmothers house we go *brike flies ar head* OW!).

~*~

Nadine is now in the school uniform of Hogwarts, and stole Rons brand new wand, making him use his old broken one.

"Hi, I'm Hermione Granger, I'm a ho. Maybe not, I'm not THAT much like her..."

"Who's this?" Harry turns to Ron.

Ron just shrugs.

~*~

Amy, getting frusterated from the big words in the book, took a break from it, and checked out her FAVORITE book!

'See Spot.

See Spot Run.

Go Spot, Go!'

"WOW! Thats a GOOD read! But why is he running?" Amy returned to her other fantastic big person book.

~*~

Erica finally convinced Nuriko to return, after promising to lock Ashley away. Nuriko returned, hiding behind Erica.

"Usually, I'm stronger then her, but concerning you, I'm not even close buddy..."

Meanwhile, Kayci was talking to Tasuki...

"C'mon, where ya' going?" Kayci tried to Bandit talk, and failed.

"Imma goin'to da bar," Tasuki stammered slightly.

"Can I com' too?"

"No."

"Please?"

"NO!"

"C'mon Buddy..."

"I'm NOT yer buddy!"
"I've gotta bucket o' water, and me aints afraid ta use it!"

"Let's get there before everyone else does."

Erica skipped over. "Hey!"

"Wanna go to the bar, Da?"

"Yesss..." Erica gets dazed.

"I didn't invite her!" Tasuki yelled.

"But I did."

Erica grinned.

~*~

Amy scowled at the book. "I wanna go to a bar! With Brent to!" Amy smiled to herself.

"Oh Brent, let's go to the bar! No we're underage! But, I really want to go! Well... If you want to! Oh Brent! Oh Amy!

~*~

Nadine, by this time, had FINALLY taken over the school. "Okay, I'm done this book." And with that, Nadine jumps out.

~*~

Amy screamed in terror as Nadine flew out of the book! (AN - That, and because superior intelligence was in the room, and she hates competition... O_o;; )
"OHH! AHHH!"

Amy watched Nadine jump into a new book, and lands on...

~*~

Boromir looked up in the sky and a girl lands on him, knocking him down and out! (AN - Score 2-0 for Nadine!)
"AHH!! BOROMIR!!" Nadine jumps in the river, and floats away.

"Hey, now we don't have to knock him out first!!" Frodo exclaimed.

"Good, good." Legolas hops out of the Orc Suit.

"Oh, we can finish him off now." Pippin smiles evilly, and cackles, and Merry aims his arrow for their target...

~*~

Erica smiled slurrly. "Ding-Dong, the witch is dead! The Wicked Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding-Dong the Wicked Witch is dead!!"

Kayci looked to her friend, then to Tasuki. "Ya kno' ya shod reale hold yer licker betta budday." (AN - Notice the drunkness much?)

"..."
"You dog, you!"
"...?!"

Kayci gets up, and proceeds to walk into a 15 year old boy.

"Hey, watch it!"

"Hey... Subo... she?"

"... Are you okay?"

"You dog, you!"
"Umm..." Suboshi, feeling pity, helped her up, and sat her on a stool. "Are you SURE you are okay?"

Kayci hugs him, "I'm sure, baby!"

Suboshi writes on his arm. 'Yo, wuzzup mi hommie-G, I gots me a gurl!' (AN - I love the twins, but everybody is getting a good bashing in here, believe me... *cackles*)

"I believe I can fly!" Erica jumps off a table, in to a wall.

Tasuki shakes his head. "Okay, time to go back!"

"No... I believe I can touch the sky!" Erica jumps, hits the roof, and lands on Kouji's lap.

"Umm... Who are you?" He stared.

"Hey baby, you, me, and a couple of... chickens!"

"Umm...?"

"You dog, you! Didn' kno yer inta dat kinda stoff," Erica falls, drunk.

Tasuki picks up Erica, and drags Kayci out.

Suboshi wonders where his 'gurl' went.