CHAPTER 3


Nadine is drying herself, but she looks in to the river, and, well... sees Boromir floating down in a canoe with arrows sticking out of his back.
"AHH!"

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Amy looks into the Lord of the Rings Book. "Umm... I thought ORCS killed Boromir... O_o;"

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"Nuriko, why won't you make sweet, SWEET love to me?!" Ashley questions.
"Umm... I only like Miaka," Nuriko answers stiffly, expecting the worst.
Ashley proceeds to knock Miaka out, and steal her uniform. "Hey, I'm Miaka, Make Sweet, SWEET love to me!!"
"Err..."
Just as this happens, the 3 freaks come crashing in. Erica flies into Ashley, knocking her over, then Kayci stumbles in, trips, and also falls on to the pile.
"You-You made my friends drunk... AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME?!" Ashley pointed to Tasuki, with an accusing look.
"What the HELL is yer problems?!"

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Amy gave up on reading, and left with her 'Spot' book. Meanwhile, Becca walks in. "Oh... whats THIS?!"

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Boromir falls down the waterfall, on fire, while Nadine tried to hide, with her lighter.
"I thought she went this way..." Frodo held sting out.
"I don't see her..." Merry glared.
"Don't worry, we WILL find her..." Pippin cackles.
"Oh no, they want ME! AND DEAD!"

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Hotohori tried to ignore the girl on his lap, but found it hard, seeing as her arms were around his neck, pulling him downwards.
"Oh Emperor... You SO fine!"
"Ummm... Emperor?"
"Shhh... shes getting to the good part..."
"Yer hair.... Mmm..."
"..." Everyone looked at Erica.
"But Guard #5 (The one that almost killed Miaka), He's so... Mmm... like... WOW!"
"THAT'S IT! In the dungeon!"
"That's not fair!" Kayci yelped.
"You too!"
"There goes my drinkin' pals..." Tasuki said sighing.
"Hey! Is this where my pal is?" Suboshi said upon entering.
"Who are you?"
And with that, Suboshi is also thrown in the dungeon.

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Becca laughed. "Why is she hitting on Hotohori? When she could be hitting on Tamahome? (AN - *throws brick at Becca*) C'mon, Tamahome is... yeah!"

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"They're after me! I wonder if they'll find me!" Nadine ran through the forest, looking for a hiding place.
"This way, I heard something!" Aragorn squeaked like a chickmunk on helium (Miaka) excitingly.
"Excellent!"
"Oh No!" Nadine runs faster.

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Erica, slurred in the corner, drunk as hell, babbled to herself. "Tamahome is sooo... EW! Unlike Chicken-Boy over there!" Erica points to the other corner.
Kayci, no loner drunk, sighs and wishes she didn't go to the bar. "Well... TASUKI was going after all..."
"Shuttup in there!"
"You're fine too!"
"...O_o"

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Becca wondered HOW she ended up in the library. She DID live on the other side of town, so... yeah. "Damn, I want to go to Tamahome. He'd want me over Miaka.... My..."

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Nadine thought she heard Becca say something disturning.

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Kayci knew Becca said something REALLY disturbing.
Erica fainted from drunkness.

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"Are SO much firmer than hers! Like, c'mon, EVERYBODY likes girls like me. I'm just SO fine!" Becca laughs to herself.

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Nadine shook her head. She was SURE she heard Becca's voice... but.... ah well. What she needed now was a hiding spot!
"I can SMELL her now!" Aragorn sniffed.
Legolas lifted his hand to his nose, "Nope, thats you."
"Oohhhhh.... heh-heh."

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Kayci shook Erica violently, then sighed. "Okay.... CHICHIRI IS DEAD IN THE CORNER OF THE CELL!"
Erica woke up screaming. She then promptly whacked Kayci.
"No hang-over?"
"No hang-over"
"When'd Ashley get in here?"
"I don't know..."
Ashley waves.

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Becca sat there, sighing that she didn't record herself. It was SO good too.... We ALL know guys like girls with bigger...

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Nadine screamed, hearing Becca's voice again. "THE VOICES!"
Nadine jumped from her hiding place, screaming.

Frodo watched Nadine blankly. He doesn't yet realise until it is to late that they were searching for her.
Pippin whacks Frodo. "You FOOL! That was her! I should posse the ring!"
Frodo cries in the corner. "I'm sorry master...!"
Sam stood up, "I'm sorry, but Mister Frodo is sensitive."
"SHUT UP AND BOW DOWN TO ME!"
"Yes master..." Sam then proceeds to kiss the very ground that Pippin stepped on.

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Ashley opens the door of the cell.
"Good thing you had those keys on you," Kayci shook her head.
"How DID you get those?" Erica wonders out loud.
Ashley blinked, and smiled an angelic smile. "NOW TO NURIKO!"
"Ummm... Have Fun..."
"O_o... Da?" Erica blinked.
Ashley ran up the stairs, and a loud thud, and a "HAZAA!!!" is heard.