CHAPTER 4


Nuriko woke up from a great sleep.

"Oh wow! It was a great night! No freakish stalker of anything!"
Nuriko yawned, and got dressed. He mumbled something to himself, and walked out, and stepped on an overly squishy rug.

"What an ugly rug," Nuriko stared, then screamed, "IT'S HERE AGAIN!!!"

Ashley looked up, with dry, huge, bloodshot eyes. "I couldn't figure out how to pick the lock, so I decided just to wait for you!!"
Nuriko proceeded to 'calmly' lock his door and baracade the windows.

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Becca stares. "I knew Ashley was obsessed, but... wow..."

Becca read the Lord of the Rings up until she couldn't stand it. "Wow, Pippin is a machine! But he is still my favorite one!"

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Nadine looked around her new 'perfect hide-out'. "It's perfect! They will NEVER find me in the back of a cave!" Nadine thought out loud. "Now, just to double check nothing else is in here..." Nadine went to the back of the cave, even further. She saw a light, so she was attracted to it like a moth. "OH NO!"

There sat two Orcs having a 'Pink Frills Tea Party' (according to the hanging banner in there). Nadine screamed to the horror's, and dashed out.

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Erica finally awoke from her sleep hearing a girly-like scream. "Ain't Miaka, or I would of heard 'Tamahome!', and it wasn't Kayci, because she's probably plotting on how to wake me up... Must be Nuriko...!"
Kayci looked to Erica, hearing the WHOLE thing. "Me? Plot? It isn't MY fault SOMEONE likes a certain Monk, and I just HAPPEN to know about it."
Erica pointed "Evil."

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Becca got bored, and decided to make her escape.
"HAZAA!" Becca jumps off the rails of the upstairs of the library, surprisingly without breaking anything, and runs out rapidly.

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Nuriko and Hotohori decided to switch rooms so that Ashley would be confused.

Nuriko began to imagine the GLORIOUS end of Ashley.

~Ashley finally breaks in only to find Hotohori, thrusting a sword through her back. Nuriko discovers, and him and Hotohori hug.
"We're having dinner tonight!" Hotohori proclaims.

"You shouldn't serve live people, your majesty!" A servant says.

"But she's already dead!"~

Nuriko smiled to himself over his horrible thought, not really caring at the moment. "It's PERFECT! Aahaha..."

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Melanie had just got back from 'The Shire' (The Ditch Next Door), then suddenly, she sees something glowing upstairs in the library office. "PIPPIN!!!"

Melanie sees two books glowing. "Hmmmm... Universe of the Four Gods... or Lord of the Rings..." Melanie stared blankly, then picks up the Lord of the Rings. "Hmmm..."

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Nadine took a breath. She hasn't been having a good time, but for some reason, she can't get out of this book.
"Damn!" Nadine Yelped. "Can I only get out if I finish the book?! Ahhh... man this REALLY sucks..." (Comment from school friend, Jenna. "Wow, this is the most I have ever heard Nadine 'swear!')

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Erica walked around getting weird looks from people. "Whaaa...?"

Guard #5 sent her a 'casual' look, and a wink.
"Huh... O_O... whaat?"

Hotohori gave her a slighty glare, and help his sword, ready to spring up and slash her if she even repeated what happened before.

"Ummm... why is he so mad?"

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Melanie yawned. "Not much Pippin is in here..." Melanie sighed, and opened the book up wide.
"PIPPPPPPIINNNNN...---"

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"PIPPPPPPIINNNNN GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!"

Nadine held her ears. "Was that Mel's voice?! Atleast it isn't Becca yelling very disturbing things in to Middle Earth..."

Nadine looked around, and saw Sam. "Ugh!", and with that, Nadine ran away, far away.

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Suboshi finally got out of the dungeon cells. He had A LOT of questions about now...

Erica walked by, scratching her head. She wasn't sure WHAT she has done, or WHY she had SUCH a headache. When she saw Suboshi, she kind of did a silent "ew" and tried to avoid him.
"Why did you call me CHICKEN BOY?! WHY?!" Suboshi yelled.
"Whaa...?! I didn't... AHHH!!" Erica ran away, screaming hysterically.

Guard #5 was just down the hall, awaiting his 'girl', when Erica came by.

"Hey hey!" Guard number five said with a wink.
"WAIIII!!" Erica ran.

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Melanie kept glancing over to the other book, which was glowing, and moving!

"Whats going on? Why would they inout glowing and shaking in a book??"

Melanie kicks the Universe of the Four Gods aside, and searches the room for Pippin.

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Nadine looked around, and figure she got away, when Arwen came by. Nadine looked in to the river, only to see Boromir floating by, still somehow on fire in his little boat.

Arwen saw the girl staring at her and haulted her horse. "And, Like, What do YOU want?"

Nadine lit Arwen on fire, and threw her in with Boromir. She high-jacked the horse, and rode away laughing.

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Authors Note: Lol, Sorry for taking so long. What do you do when your sick? Homework? Yeah right, you continue your story! Umm... Apoligies to Nadine, her character is way out of character, but I think its Chapter 6 I'm actually writing in my notebook, and shes starting to go in to character again.
As for Ashley, you like Nuriko, just admit it. And even if you didnt like Nuriko THAT much, I'd still make you off character just for the hell of it, plus its funny.

People are probably gonna think I'm getting Mary-Sueish in the next chapter. In the end, no, no relationships. People might get stronger bonds, but Im not gonna make no one Miaka/Tamahome like, but who would want to. Heheh... So anyways. Until next time.