Disclamer: No, I do not own RK. I DON'T! Hear me? DO NOT!
Kenshin walked awkwardly down the street, trying to get used to the newly obtained height.
"I could like this," Kenshin said to himself. "I might even get used to all the smirking and smoking... or I could just say that Saito is changing..." He smiled, but then realized whom he looked like and frowned. He couldn't see how Saito liked frowning so much. Finally, Kenshin reached Saito's house and opened the door with keys that he had found in Saito's pant's pocket.
"Hajime! Finally you're home! Hard day at work?" a woman came out to meet Kenshin. She had diamond- like eyes that were amber in color. She was tall and thin, built like Saito, but more feminine. Her hair was tied in a high ponytail, but four bangs fell messily from her hairline. She pulled him into the house.
"Tokio? Gosh, you're really beautiful," Kenshin mused. He stared at her for a while, but then heard her melodic voice calling to him... or Saito, that is.
"HAJIME?!" Tokio shook him gently. "Are you feeling okay?" Tokio asked. She frowned.
"Yes, but Tokio? Could you... take me to my room?" Kenshin asked, sheepishly. Tokio gave him an odd look.
"Hajime, you don't usually act like this," Tokio said. However, she took his hand and brought him upstairs to his room.
"Wow. We've got a nice house," Kenshin said, dreamily. It was the life he had dreamed of. He undressed quickly, trying to get used to the new body. He had never used buttons before and he stood there, looking like a fool, fumbling with them.
"Hajime," Tokio sighed, helping Kenshin in Saito's body out of Saito's clothes. "Did you hit your head or something? Get into bed." She pulled back the covers and began to undress herself. Kenshin sucked in air and jumped into the bed, covering his head with the blanket. Tokio climbed in bed with him, a beautiful nightgown hanging on her thin frame.
"It's what I've always wanted!" Kenshin thought sleepily. "A beautiful girl who loves me, a house instead of a dojo, and the HEIGHT!" He felt Tokio slide her arms around his stomach and they fell asleep happily together.
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"Battousai, how'd it go?" Saito asked in the police station. He was still in Kenshin's body, watching Kenshin squirm.
"You cut my hair!" Kenshin squealed. It looked odd because Kenshin was in Saito's body. Kenshin was sitting at Saito's desk.
"How many more days? Two? How was Tokio? Is she okay? DID YOU DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO?" Saito questioned. He didn't want his dreams that night to become a reality. Kenshin and his Tokio... he shook away the disturbing thoughts.
"Yeah, everything's fine. Tokio is WONDERFUL!" Kenshin exclaimed. He grinned.
"Don't get used to it, Battousai. We will be changing back soon," Saito scowled. He stood up and walked toward the door. "I'm going to the market. I'll see you later when you go on your rounds."
"What rounds? I have no idea what you're talking about, that I don't!" Kenshin said, smoothing out wrinkles on his dark blue uniform.
"You're a police officer. Of course you have rounds! You have to patrol the city, THAT YOU DO!" Saito said with such sarcasm that Kenshin wanted to slap him.
"Okay, alright, so I have rounds. Big deal. All I have to do is walk around and watch people so that they don't get into trouble!" Kenshin replied through clenched teeth. He crossed his arms. "And that can't be so hard, can it?"
"Don't be too sure, Battousai," Saito said, turning to walk out of the office. "You might be surprised." And with that, he strode out of the police station, running his fingers through his short red hair.
"I can't believe he cut my hair!" Kenshin growled. It sounded very Saito- like. "He'll get it..." Then, he placed his hat on his head and adjusted his katana. He looked down at his body. Too bad there's only one more day of this after today, Kenshin remembered. He sighed. Suddenly, he remembered the cigarettes that had been tucked into his pocket. He ran out the door to catch up with Saito so that he could get the pack of ciggies back.
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Saito walked along, his head angled toward the floor. He still felt as though people could notice that he wasn't whom he looked like. Suddenly, he felt a powerful grip on his shoulder that he recognized to be his own. He turned and saw Kenshin in his body, wearing his hat and breathing heavily.
"I ran as fast as I could. I left something in my pocket!" Kenshin panted, stuffing his hand into Saito's pocket and pulling out the blue box of cigarettes.
"Hey! Those were the cigarettes that started this whole thing!" Saito shouted, attempting to grab them back. Kenshin lifted the gloved hand that the cigarettes were in so that they were above Saito's reach.
"I love being tall!" Kenshin laughed. He tucked them into his shirt pocket. "I'll see you later, BATTOUSAI!" Kenshin walked off down the road smiling evilly to himself.
"I hate you, Battousai," Saito muttered, walking off in the other direction. He arrived at the dojo where the tanuki girl was practicing with Yahiko.
"Kenshin!" Tanuki yelled, waving her bokken at him. "You have to do the laundry!"
"WHAT?! Er... uh... I mean... my pleasure!" Saito smiled. It was a Goro Fujita moment. He put on a scowl and walked over to the basin where a basket of dirty clothes was waiting to be emptied. He filled the basin with water and picked up some soap. Saito pulled out a pair of underwear that was yellow and gray.
"Gross........." Saito muttered dropping it into the tub of water. "Whose is that?"
"Oh, that's mine!" a familiar voice called. It was Sano. "Thanks for finally washin' it, Kenshin! It hasn't been washed for who knows how long!"
"Ahou," Saito said in reply. He shook his head. Sano didn't seem to hear the insult.
"Hey, Kenshin! When did you cut your hair?" Sano called.
"When I decided that I was too cool to look like a girl!" Saito replied. Sano didn't respond. Saito turned back to the laundry. It's only one more day! Just ONE MORE DAY! He thought.
"KAORU!" Yahiko yelled from inside the dojo. "Why'd you do that?"
"Kaoru! That's her name!" Saito mumbled. He began to scrub at the clothes clumsily, then dumped them into the basket again. Then, he walked over to the clothesline and began to hang them. Kaoru walked out of the dojo, her face flushed and her hair matted to her forehead with sweat.
"Kenshin? Are you feeling better? Where did you go this morning? I didn't see you in bed, so I got kind of worried," Kaoru said. Saito shrugged.
"I went to the police station, where else?" Saito replied automatically. He squeezed his eyes together. STUPID!
"Why would you go there? To see that baka cop, Saito?" Kaoru asked, flipping her sweaty hair over her shoulder.
"He's not a baka... he's a... uh..." Saito couldn't decide what to say about himself. "He's not a baka anymore than you're a Tanuki!" Whoops...
"KENSHIN NO BAKA!!!" Kaoru cried, smacking him over the head with a bokken. Saito sunk to the ground, a giant lump forming on his head.
"Ow... I mean Oro..." Saito moaned. He rubbed his head. "Why are you always so violent?" Kaoru's face relaxed and she looked like she was about to cry.
"Wh-wh-what?" Kaoru asked. "You really think I'm too violent, Kenshin?" Saito gave a small sweatdrop, then turned back to hanging the clothes.
"No," Saito sighed. "When's lunch?" Yahiko ran out of the dojo.
"Yeah! Are we going to the Akabeko, or is Kenshin gonna cook? We all know that if Kaoru does it that we'll all die!" Yahiko laughed. Kaoru glared at him. Saito sweatdropped again.
"I think we should go to the... Akabeko... uh... that we should," Saito said, smiling, and another Goro Fujita moment was born. Sano nodded his head vigorously.
"Yeah!" Sano yelled like a little kid. "Akabeko!" Kaoru grinned.
"Okay! That's a great idea!" she said. "I'll go get changed and then we can go." She ran off. Saito sighed with relief. At least he wouldn't have to cook for them.
A/N: Right...... I really have to get working on this fic. It's going so SLOWLY! I'll finish it soon, I promise! The reviews I'm getting on this are interesting. Some are pro-Kenshin and others are pro-Saito. Hee hee......... I enjoy reading them! Okee dokee, please review!
REVIEW RESPONSES:
MissBehavin: Thank you. Yes, the gi is pink, but Kenshin insists on magenta. Thanks again!
Oro-chan no Tenshi: No, NOT yaoi. I hate that pairing......... sorry if you like it, but I don't. I don't usually like Sano/Saito pairings either. Once again, sorriy if you do. Appreciate your reviews!
Kenshin walked awkwardly down the street, trying to get used to the newly obtained height.
"I could like this," Kenshin said to himself. "I might even get used to all the smirking and smoking... or I could just say that Saito is changing..." He smiled, but then realized whom he looked like and frowned. He couldn't see how Saito liked frowning so much. Finally, Kenshin reached Saito's house and opened the door with keys that he had found in Saito's pant's pocket.
"Hajime! Finally you're home! Hard day at work?" a woman came out to meet Kenshin. She had diamond- like eyes that were amber in color. She was tall and thin, built like Saito, but more feminine. Her hair was tied in a high ponytail, but four bangs fell messily from her hairline. She pulled him into the house.
"Tokio? Gosh, you're really beautiful," Kenshin mused. He stared at her for a while, but then heard her melodic voice calling to him... or Saito, that is.
"HAJIME?!" Tokio shook him gently. "Are you feeling okay?" Tokio asked. She frowned.
"Yes, but Tokio? Could you... take me to my room?" Kenshin asked, sheepishly. Tokio gave him an odd look.
"Hajime, you don't usually act like this," Tokio said. However, she took his hand and brought him upstairs to his room.
"Wow. We've got a nice house," Kenshin said, dreamily. It was the life he had dreamed of. He undressed quickly, trying to get used to the new body. He had never used buttons before and he stood there, looking like a fool, fumbling with them.
"Hajime," Tokio sighed, helping Kenshin in Saito's body out of Saito's clothes. "Did you hit your head or something? Get into bed." She pulled back the covers and began to undress herself. Kenshin sucked in air and jumped into the bed, covering his head with the blanket. Tokio climbed in bed with him, a beautiful nightgown hanging on her thin frame.
"It's what I've always wanted!" Kenshin thought sleepily. "A beautiful girl who loves me, a house instead of a dojo, and the HEIGHT!" He felt Tokio slide her arms around his stomach and they fell asleep happily together.
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"Battousai, how'd it go?" Saito asked in the police station. He was still in Kenshin's body, watching Kenshin squirm.
"You cut my hair!" Kenshin squealed. It looked odd because Kenshin was in Saito's body. Kenshin was sitting at Saito's desk.
"How many more days? Two? How was Tokio? Is she okay? DID YOU DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO?" Saito questioned. He didn't want his dreams that night to become a reality. Kenshin and his Tokio... he shook away the disturbing thoughts.
"Yeah, everything's fine. Tokio is WONDERFUL!" Kenshin exclaimed. He grinned.
"Don't get used to it, Battousai. We will be changing back soon," Saito scowled. He stood up and walked toward the door. "I'm going to the market. I'll see you later when you go on your rounds."
"What rounds? I have no idea what you're talking about, that I don't!" Kenshin said, smoothing out wrinkles on his dark blue uniform.
"You're a police officer. Of course you have rounds! You have to patrol the city, THAT YOU DO!" Saito said with such sarcasm that Kenshin wanted to slap him.
"Okay, alright, so I have rounds. Big deal. All I have to do is walk around and watch people so that they don't get into trouble!" Kenshin replied through clenched teeth. He crossed his arms. "And that can't be so hard, can it?"
"Don't be too sure, Battousai," Saito said, turning to walk out of the office. "You might be surprised." And with that, he strode out of the police station, running his fingers through his short red hair.
"I can't believe he cut my hair!" Kenshin growled. It sounded very Saito- like. "He'll get it..." Then, he placed his hat on his head and adjusted his katana. He looked down at his body. Too bad there's only one more day of this after today, Kenshin remembered. He sighed. Suddenly, he remembered the cigarettes that had been tucked into his pocket. He ran out the door to catch up with Saito so that he could get the pack of ciggies back.
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Saito walked along, his head angled toward the floor. He still felt as though people could notice that he wasn't whom he looked like. Suddenly, he felt a powerful grip on his shoulder that he recognized to be his own. He turned and saw Kenshin in his body, wearing his hat and breathing heavily.
"I ran as fast as I could. I left something in my pocket!" Kenshin panted, stuffing his hand into Saito's pocket and pulling out the blue box of cigarettes.
"Hey! Those were the cigarettes that started this whole thing!" Saito shouted, attempting to grab them back. Kenshin lifted the gloved hand that the cigarettes were in so that they were above Saito's reach.
"I love being tall!" Kenshin laughed. He tucked them into his shirt pocket. "I'll see you later, BATTOUSAI!" Kenshin walked off down the road smiling evilly to himself.
"I hate you, Battousai," Saito muttered, walking off in the other direction. He arrived at the dojo where the tanuki girl was practicing with Yahiko.
"Kenshin!" Tanuki yelled, waving her bokken at him. "You have to do the laundry!"
"WHAT?! Er... uh... I mean... my pleasure!" Saito smiled. It was a Goro Fujita moment. He put on a scowl and walked over to the basin where a basket of dirty clothes was waiting to be emptied. He filled the basin with water and picked up some soap. Saito pulled out a pair of underwear that was yellow and gray.
"Gross........." Saito muttered dropping it into the tub of water. "Whose is that?"
"Oh, that's mine!" a familiar voice called. It was Sano. "Thanks for finally washin' it, Kenshin! It hasn't been washed for who knows how long!"
"Ahou," Saito said in reply. He shook his head. Sano didn't seem to hear the insult.
"Hey, Kenshin! When did you cut your hair?" Sano called.
"When I decided that I was too cool to look like a girl!" Saito replied. Sano didn't respond. Saito turned back to the laundry. It's only one more day! Just ONE MORE DAY! He thought.
"KAORU!" Yahiko yelled from inside the dojo. "Why'd you do that?"
"Kaoru! That's her name!" Saito mumbled. He began to scrub at the clothes clumsily, then dumped them into the basket again. Then, he walked over to the clothesline and began to hang them. Kaoru walked out of the dojo, her face flushed and her hair matted to her forehead with sweat.
"Kenshin? Are you feeling better? Where did you go this morning? I didn't see you in bed, so I got kind of worried," Kaoru said. Saito shrugged.
"I went to the police station, where else?" Saito replied automatically. He squeezed his eyes together. STUPID!
"Why would you go there? To see that baka cop, Saito?" Kaoru asked, flipping her sweaty hair over her shoulder.
"He's not a baka... he's a... uh..." Saito couldn't decide what to say about himself. "He's not a baka anymore than you're a Tanuki!" Whoops...
"KENSHIN NO BAKA!!!" Kaoru cried, smacking him over the head with a bokken. Saito sunk to the ground, a giant lump forming on his head.
"Ow... I mean Oro..." Saito moaned. He rubbed his head. "Why are you always so violent?" Kaoru's face relaxed and she looked like she was about to cry.
"Wh-wh-what?" Kaoru asked. "You really think I'm too violent, Kenshin?" Saito gave a small sweatdrop, then turned back to hanging the clothes.
"No," Saito sighed. "When's lunch?" Yahiko ran out of the dojo.
"Yeah! Are we going to the Akabeko, or is Kenshin gonna cook? We all know that if Kaoru does it that we'll all die!" Yahiko laughed. Kaoru glared at him. Saito sweatdropped again.
"I think we should go to the... Akabeko... uh... that we should," Saito said, smiling, and another Goro Fujita moment was born. Sano nodded his head vigorously.
"Yeah!" Sano yelled like a little kid. "Akabeko!" Kaoru grinned.
"Okay! That's a great idea!" she said. "I'll go get changed and then we can go." She ran off. Saito sighed with relief. At least he wouldn't have to cook for them.
A/N: Right...... I really have to get working on this fic. It's going so SLOWLY! I'll finish it soon, I promise! The reviews I'm getting on this are interesting. Some are pro-Kenshin and others are pro-Saito. Hee hee......... I enjoy reading them! Okee dokee, please review!
REVIEW RESPONSES:
MissBehavin: Thank you. Yes, the gi is pink, but Kenshin insists on magenta. Thanks again!
Oro-chan no Tenshi: No, NOT yaoi. I hate that pairing......... sorry if you like it, but I don't. I don't usually like Sano/Saito pairings either. Once again, sorriy if you do. Appreciate your reviews!