My Evil, Diabolical Plan To Rule The World
A.K.A.
"The Cookie Recipe"
Whoever's hands these plans are in, I can only hope that you are a person bent on ruling the world as I am. And if you are reading this and not me, that means that I have gone to jail for attempting to rule the world. You're probably thinking, 'Why would I want to rule the world?' or maybe you're thinking, 'Yes! Now I can rule the world!' and if the second one is the answer, then as soon as you take over the world, you must get me out of Azkaban. Yes, Azkaban. That's how bad I was. Well, incase I'm in jail, here's the plan:
Get money and get tickets to Washington D.C. and act as though you're an innocent child not trying to take over the world. Go to the white house. Sneak into the president's office, killing any guards on the way there. Kill his secret service people. Have a helicopter hold an atomic bomb over his house and threaten to kill his family if he doesn't let you be president. Once you're president, demand that they release me from Azkaban. Then I will come to wherever you are and then we have helicopters hold nuclear war/atomic bombs over a lot of countries and threaten them to let us be rulers of the world. If any country disagrees, they will be killed in a major genocide. After we take over the world, everyone will be our slaves and if anyone tries to stop us, we'll drown them. That's all. It's very simple. Of course someone will have to make the bombs, but other than that, it's very easy. ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (
A.K.A.
"The Cookie Recipe"
Whoever's hands these plans are in, I can only hope that you are a person bent on ruling the world as I am. And if you are reading this and not me, that means that I have gone to jail for attempting to rule the world. You're probably thinking, 'Why would I want to rule the world?' or maybe you're thinking, 'Yes! Now I can rule the world!' and if the second one is the answer, then as soon as you take over the world, you must get me out of Azkaban. Yes, Azkaban. That's how bad I was. Well, incase I'm in jail, here's the plan:
Get money and get tickets to Washington D.C. and act as though you're an innocent child not trying to take over the world. Go to the white house. Sneak into the president's office, killing any guards on the way there. Kill his secret service people. Have a helicopter hold an atomic bomb over his house and threaten to kill his family if he doesn't let you be president. Once you're president, demand that they release me from Azkaban. Then I will come to wherever you are and then we have helicopters hold nuclear war/atomic bombs over a lot of countries and threaten them to let us be rulers of the world. If any country disagrees, they will be killed in a major genocide. After we take over the world, everyone will be our slaves and if anyone tries to stop us, we'll drown them. That's all. It's very simple. Of course someone will have to make the bombs, but other than that, it's very easy. ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (