CHAPTER 5


Kayci was wandering around randomly, then she saw Suboshi.
"Now, I'm dizzy..." Then she fell face first in to the ground.

Suboshi looked over. "OH NO!" Then he wrote a distress note to Amiboshi.
'Yo, mi hommie, dere be a chickie on dis ground, yo. I needs yer homme help. Yo, so you come on ova to mi hood and help mi out, yo yo!'

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Erica had been wandering around looking for somewhere to hide. She stepped in to the hall, where Kayci face planted herself, and tripped over her.
"AH! SHE'S DEAD!!" Erica looked around, and saw a panicing Suboshi "It was YOU! MURDEROR!!!!'

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Ashley broke in to Hotohori's room (thinking it was Nuriko's), and stumbled around.
"Ugh... need coffee... to wake... me up..."
Hotohori was enjoying some tea.
"Pleassseee... CAFFEINE!"
Hotohori blinked. "Umm..." and with that, he felt generous, and poured Ashley some tea.
Ashley took the whole thing down in one chug and looked MUCH more awake.
Hotohori sighed, thinking he did that to Nuriko's disadvantage.
Ashley stared over. "That was gross... Hey... you're not Nuriko!"

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Erica was ranting to Suboshi about murder and how it was wrong, when Amiboshi walked in.
"Ummm... why hello there young fre-...lady**" Amiboshi eyed Erica weirdly.
"Yo yo, mi hommie-G. Dis gurl, yo, she ish a fainted!" Suboshi said to Amiboshi.
Amiboshi nodded. "Yo, I see, dude, yo, wat happen?"
"I dunno yo!"
Erica stared "What have I been drinking..."
"Oops, sorry. So, what happened here?" Amiboshi directed to Erica.
Erica was to dazed to reply.

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Nuriko entered his room, only to see Ashley rocking on the floor with red blood-shot eyes, and Hotohori was LONG gone.
"OH MY SUZAKU! o_O;; " Nuriko screamed in terror.
"Good morning Nuuuurrrriiiikkkooo" Ashley stuttered.
Nuriko was surprised he wasn't jumped. 'She looks pretty high strung off of SOMETHING! And I definitly do NOT want to know WHAT either." Nuriko thought.
Ashley, with that, immediantly feel in to a dead fainted sleep.

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Kayci woke up. "Ughh.. what the hell is going on?"
Erica simply stared.
"Yo, hommie. She ish up, yo!" Amiboshi yelled.
"Yay!" Suboshi ran over. "Are you feeling okay?
"Uhh... noooo...?" Kayci stared.
"Yo, my hommie-G, she ish up, yo! Now she ish seemings okay!"
"Yo!"
"o_o" Kayci stared.
Erica held her ears and fell over.

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Nuriko took advantage of the moment and went to sleep while Ashley was fainted. Poor Nuriko, bu the time he woke up, all you could hear was his scream.
Ashley was sleeping in Nuriko's bed, and clinging to poor Nuriko. Suzaku knows how she got there.

Outside, the men were doing an Eygptian Strut, while the women were doing a soap-operay strut.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

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Amiboshi left, while Erica recovered from her own insanity. Suboshi started to walk off, but Kayci jumped on his back (demanding a piggy-back ride). He found it a little hard to get away.
Erica sat there mumbling random stuff (ie, socks, and chickens).
"So do you like ducks? 'Cuz I like ducks! So you like ducks? I THOUGHT you did! I surrreee do!" Kayci rambled on, and on about ducks.
"Umm- wait? What now?"Suboshi couldn't really catch the sentences.

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Hotohori was looking in about 5 different mirrors.
"Wow! This one brings out the highlights in my hair! This one shows my sexy figure! But my faces SHINES with beauty in this one!" Hotohori admired himself.
Erica stumbled in and looked at the mirrors. "Oh my GOSH! Two Hotohori's! Let's count the Hotohori's! 1! 2! 1! 2! What could be better then 2 Hotohori's? Maybe 3, or 4, or even 5, or A BILLION!"
Hotohori smiled. He liked this girl more then yesterday. Or even this morning.

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Ashley was being dragged off while clinging to Nuriko. This wasn't even by Nuriko's own will. Nuriko broke away from the death grasp of Ashley.
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO! NURIKOOOOOO!!" Ashley screamed louder then anyone wants to EVER hear in their entire life.
Nuriko mumbled something about insane girls.

Mitsukake walked by cackling and rubbing his butcher knife. Lately, there had been murders in Kutor, but they haven't found him-... yet...
Tama-neko walks behind him with an equally sharp knife in his mouth, smiling.

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Suboshi was starting to really like Kayci. She was nice to him, and liked being around him. There was one BIG problem though. It was that Kayci liked...

Tasuki saw Kayci clinging to Suboshi, and put on a slight glare. He wasn't sure WHY, he thought he hated them both... That MUST be why then! He was glaring ain utter hatred towards them! Well, he HOPED he was anyways.

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Miaka had locked herself in her room with Tamahome. She was afraid those two idiotic girls would try to take away Tamahome from her, and being who he was, he'd probably fall for it QUITE well.

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Chiriko, meanwhile, was researching in the study, with the Monk of No Da, on this 'Canada' place, but were having absoutly no luck with it.
"Do you think we will EVER get them home? They aren't priestess', so they should be gone." Chiriko mumbled to Chichiri while flipping through a book.
"Well, No Da, You never know, Da, But they aren't so bad, once you kind of get used to them being around, You know." Chichiri said with a cute smile.
Chiriko sighed. Chichiri was definitly under their spell. He was lucky he wasn't. C'mon, Mitsukake was normal before they arrived.
'I... think?!' Chiriko thought to himself.

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** = Amiboshi was going to call Erica a freak. Why? Because Suboshi doesn't like her already, and told Amiboshi ALL about her, which made him think she was a freak of nature.

Ahem, anyways, did you like it? Want some spoilers? Me and Erica write them down at the very back when we think of them, but Nadine's ending, we are not going to say, because it is to great.

~Servants catch on when Erica faints, and keep scored board.
Ie. Servant girls got a crush on Chichiri, and when Erica faints from to much No Da, they save Erica, hoping to score points with the monk. They also have a bet going on. Erica gets pissed off at them, and gets an ankle biting fetish, driving her to the next spoiler.

~Palace Rehad.
Ie. Chiriko opens a lil' help center in the palace, because everyone has been going insane. Erica ends up there, along with a servant, Mitsukake, Chichiri, Kayci, and Tasuki. Hotohori may be thrown in, for the hell of it, because we are speds. May be a seperate fic if it takes up to much space.

~They bake cookies insanely.
Big story behind this. We were baking bookies. 6 Dark Chocolate chip, 6 White Chocolate chip. We knew EXACTLY where the cookies were in there. Then, we pull them out. Somehow, we had 5 D.C, and 7 W.C. Then we began watching the cookies cook. So, the second time we attempted cooking, we found a blue hair on our cookies!! So we figure, Chichiri is trying to steal our cookies. So, we figure, why not put it in the story? And so, we shall!