Kenshin woke up. He stood from the shrine floor and opened his eyes. His
hands instantly flew to his hair. It was red! And his gi! It was pi—er...
magenta! He unsheathed his sword and looked at it! It was a sakabatou, and
his reflection had violet eyes and a cross shaped scar on his left cheek!
Kenshin almost jumped for joy. He then realized that he hadn't seen Saito
as himself yet. His head snapped to where Saito was lying, but when he saw
him, he sweatdropped, then gulped. Hiko was performing CPR on Saito's body,
huffing and puffing. He was gradually turning blue. Kenshin gasped, then
started choking like a fish out of water, assuming Hiko had done the same
to him.
"Sh-sh-sh-shishou?" Kenshin asked. Hiko didn't appear to notice, but continued to huff and puff into Saito's mouth. Just then, Saito stirred. Hiko breathed his last puff, then fell unconscious on Saito's face.
"Uhh... S-Saito?" Kenshin asked, standing up and wobbling over to the two men. Saito mumbled something into Hiko's mouth, then snapped into reality. He kicked Hiko's limp body off of himself and jumped up, spluttering and gagging. Kenshin stared, then said:
"OOOORRROOOO!!!! ORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORO!" He grinned, then started dancing around, singing his new Oro Song. Saito ran out of the shrine, turning a sickly green color, then returning to where Kenshin was performing the last few lines of his Oro Song.
"OOOOOORRRRrrrrrooooo!!!" Kenshin sang, getting softer. Then, he took a bow and mystical applause came from some mysterious place. He continued bowing until Saito scowled at him, then slapped the redhead's cheek. Kenshin let out one last "oro" and was quiet. Saito gave him a look.
"Your master was kissing me," he said. Kenshin oro-ed again, then sweatdropped.
"No, he was... trying to revive you," Kenshin replied. Just then, Hiko woke up.
"Where am I?" he asked. "Well, I don't care! I just saw a beautiful redheaded girl with a beautiful pink kimono and a cross shaped scar on her left cheek! I've gotta go find her!" Hiko didn't even stop to glance around. He ran out of the shrine shrieking: "She was a good kisser and was as beautiful as a girl!!!" Saito and Kenshin both sweatdropped.
"AHHH!" Kenshin yelled. "I just realized that you... cut... my... hair!... wait, I knew that." He glared his death glare at Saito, who smirked and turned to leave.
"Yare yare, don't get all worked up," Saito said. "Hair'll grow back. Besides, we should get back before Tanuki gets worried about you and kills you, Battousai." Kenshin sighed and agreed, walking off after Saito.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Tokio woke up and dressed quickly, walking out of the room and into the road. It was still quite early; it was only 6:30 at the earliest. Tokio rubbed her eyes and yawned, then decided to walk to the police station where she hoped Saito was. She walked down the road, passing by a young woman with a smaller boy and a taller young man. She hurried down the street and was about to make the turn down the street to the police station when she saw two figures in the distance. One was a shorter man with spiky red hair and a MAGENTA gi. The other was a tall policeman with four stray pieces of hair falling about his face. She gasped.
"TOKIO-DONO!" Kenshin yelled from his own body. He and Saito hurried over and greeted her.
"You're normal now, Hajime?" Tokio asked. Saito nodded.
"Yes, I am," he said. Tokio grinned. Just then, there was a yell from behind them.
"KENSHIN!" It was Kaoru's voice. She ran over to them along with Sano and Yahiko.
"Kaoru-dono!" Kenshin smiled.
"I was worried about you, Kenshin! You weren't in the house when I woke up!" Kenshin smiled sheepishly.
"I had some business to take care of...Oh! Kaoru-dono, this is Tokio-dono. She's Saito's wife, that she is," Kenshin said. Saito gave Kaoru a slight glance, then looked away. Tokio nodded at her.
"Hello, Kaoru-dono," Tokio said, bowing. Kaoru did the same, greeting the older woman.
"Well, we should get going," Saito said, turning from the group. "Besides, it's getting a little noisy around here." Tokio wrapped her arm around his, then walked away with him. Kaoru stared after them, sighing. Kenshin stared at her, wanting to hug her, kiss her, even. But he didn't. He started off toward the dojo, which was in the same direction as Saito's house. They walked off after Saito and Tokio. They turned the corner, but Kenshin shoved them all back, stopping abruptly.
"SHH! Look," Kenshin whispered. The Kenshingumi poked their heads around the corner and saw Saito and Tokio locked in a passionate kiss. Sano's eyes bugged out, then he turned away, gagging.
"AHHH!!! I'M BLIND!! HELP! MY EYES!! EEEEWWW!" Sano screeched in abnormally high-pitched tones. Saito and Tokio broke away, and turned to the Kenshingumi.
"Do you have to follow me? I don't like your face," Saito sighed, taking Tokio by the hand and heading for the threesome. Kenshin had an Oro Face on, and Kaoru's hair was sticking straight up. Sano was puking by an alleyway, and Yahiko was unconscious all together.
"No..." Kenshin said. "Uhh... sorry." He turned away, blushing at his own thoughts. Kaoru's hair finally stopped defying gravity and she blushed as well at HER own thoughts. Sano tried to stop puking just long enough to begin thinking very... um... strange thoughts, then began puking again. Yahiko was lying on the pavement, not saying anything. Saito smirked.
"We're back in our own lives now, Battousai," Saito thought. "Don't even think of messing with them again." He turned with Tokio and they retreated down the street. Kenshin just realized that he had left the box of blue cigarettes in Saito's pocket. He gasped, then ran over to Saito and dug his hand into Saito's pocket. He pulled out the box, then jumped away with Hiten Mitserugi Style speed. Saito gave him a look, then shrugged and turned away. Kenshin grinned, then pocketed the blue box. He grinned mischievously, then looked back to Saito.
"I still have the cigarettes, Saito," he thought. "Who knows what I can do...?"
...END?
A/N: It's over! Finally... let me know what you think overall! ^___^
S3r3nity: Thanks. Don't know if this one was the best, but... It's done now.
MissBehavin: Yeah, having Hiko insult Kenshin is always fun because Kenshin can't do anything! It's finished... I feel kind of sad...
Aikawarazu Ai: Yup. Exactly! You really really hate Kaoru, don't you? ((O_O)) Okay... I don't really know what's so bad about her but... okay...
"Sh-sh-sh-shishou?" Kenshin asked. Hiko didn't appear to notice, but continued to huff and puff into Saito's mouth. Just then, Saito stirred. Hiko breathed his last puff, then fell unconscious on Saito's face.
"Uhh... S-Saito?" Kenshin asked, standing up and wobbling over to the two men. Saito mumbled something into Hiko's mouth, then snapped into reality. He kicked Hiko's limp body off of himself and jumped up, spluttering and gagging. Kenshin stared, then said:
"OOOORRROOOO!!!! ORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORO!" He grinned, then started dancing around, singing his new Oro Song. Saito ran out of the shrine, turning a sickly green color, then returning to where Kenshin was performing the last few lines of his Oro Song.
"OOOOOORRRRrrrrrooooo!!!" Kenshin sang, getting softer. Then, he took a bow and mystical applause came from some mysterious place. He continued bowing until Saito scowled at him, then slapped the redhead's cheek. Kenshin let out one last "oro" and was quiet. Saito gave him a look.
"Your master was kissing me," he said. Kenshin oro-ed again, then sweatdropped.
"No, he was... trying to revive you," Kenshin replied. Just then, Hiko woke up.
"Where am I?" he asked. "Well, I don't care! I just saw a beautiful redheaded girl with a beautiful pink kimono and a cross shaped scar on her left cheek! I've gotta go find her!" Hiko didn't even stop to glance around. He ran out of the shrine shrieking: "She was a good kisser and was as beautiful as a girl!!!" Saito and Kenshin both sweatdropped.
"AHHH!" Kenshin yelled. "I just realized that you... cut... my... hair!... wait, I knew that." He glared his death glare at Saito, who smirked and turned to leave.
"Yare yare, don't get all worked up," Saito said. "Hair'll grow back. Besides, we should get back before Tanuki gets worried about you and kills you, Battousai." Kenshin sighed and agreed, walking off after Saito.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Tokio woke up and dressed quickly, walking out of the room and into the road. It was still quite early; it was only 6:30 at the earliest. Tokio rubbed her eyes and yawned, then decided to walk to the police station where she hoped Saito was. She walked down the road, passing by a young woman with a smaller boy and a taller young man. She hurried down the street and was about to make the turn down the street to the police station when she saw two figures in the distance. One was a shorter man with spiky red hair and a MAGENTA gi. The other was a tall policeman with four stray pieces of hair falling about his face. She gasped.
"TOKIO-DONO!" Kenshin yelled from his own body. He and Saito hurried over and greeted her.
"You're normal now, Hajime?" Tokio asked. Saito nodded.
"Yes, I am," he said. Tokio grinned. Just then, there was a yell from behind them.
"KENSHIN!" It was Kaoru's voice. She ran over to them along with Sano and Yahiko.
"Kaoru-dono!" Kenshin smiled.
"I was worried about you, Kenshin! You weren't in the house when I woke up!" Kenshin smiled sheepishly.
"I had some business to take care of...Oh! Kaoru-dono, this is Tokio-dono. She's Saito's wife, that she is," Kenshin said. Saito gave Kaoru a slight glance, then looked away. Tokio nodded at her.
"Hello, Kaoru-dono," Tokio said, bowing. Kaoru did the same, greeting the older woman.
"Well, we should get going," Saito said, turning from the group. "Besides, it's getting a little noisy around here." Tokio wrapped her arm around his, then walked away with him. Kaoru stared after them, sighing. Kenshin stared at her, wanting to hug her, kiss her, even. But he didn't. He started off toward the dojo, which was in the same direction as Saito's house. They walked off after Saito and Tokio. They turned the corner, but Kenshin shoved them all back, stopping abruptly.
"SHH! Look," Kenshin whispered. The Kenshingumi poked their heads around the corner and saw Saito and Tokio locked in a passionate kiss. Sano's eyes bugged out, then he turned away, gagging.
"AHHH!!! I'M BLIND!! HELP! MY EYES!! EEEEWWW!" Sano screeched in abnormally high-pitched tones. Saito and Tokio broke away, and turned to the Kenshingumi.
"Do you have to follow me? I don't like your face," Saito sighed, taking Tokio by the hand and heading for the threesome. Kenshin had an Oro Face on, and Kaoru's hair was sticking straight up. Sano was puking by an alleyway, and Yahiko was unconscious all together.
"No..." Kenshin said. "Uhh... sorry." He turned away, blushing at his own thoughts. Kaoru's hair finally stopped defying gravity and she blushed as well at HER own thoughts. Sano tried to stop puking just long enough to begin thinking very... um... strange thoughts, then began puking again. Yahiko was lying on the pavement, not saying anything. Saito smirked.
"We're back in our own lives now, Battousai," Saito thought. "Don't even think of messing with them again." He turned with Tokio and they retreated down the street. Kenshin just realized that he had left the box of blue cigarettes in Saito's pocket. He gasped, then ran over to Saito and dug his hand into Saito's pocket. He pulled out the box, then jumped away with Hiten Mitserugi Style speed. Saito gave him a look, then shrugged and turned away. Kenshin grinned, then pocketed the blue box. He grinned mischievously, then looked back to Saito.
"I still have the cigarettes, Saito," he thought. "Who knows what I can do...?"
...END?
A/N: It's over! Finally... let me know what you think overall! ^___^
S3r3nity: Thanks. Don't know if this one was the best, but... It's done now.
MissBehavin: Yeah, having Hiko insult Kenshin is always fun because Kenshin can't do anything! It's finished... I feel kind of sad...
Aikawarazu Ai: Yup. Exactly! You really really hate Kaoru, don't you? ((O_O)) Okay... I don't really know what's so bad about her but... okay...