This is Harry Potter
Ch. 1 Harry Potter and the Mean, Sinister, Deranged Killer Bunny of Death.
Harry looked around the dark room and was deeply puzzled. Over in one badly lit corner seemed to be a shrine to carrots, while the entire floor was covered in grass. "Who'd go through all the trouble of making a indoor badly lit meadow?" Harry wondered.
"I bet you are wondering who would go through all the trouble of making a indoor badly lit meadow!" came a harsh voice behind Harry. Harry spun around and expecting to see some horrifying creature was startled to see an innocent bunny looking up at him with soft brown eyes.
"Well its very realistic", said Harry to no one in particular thinking that the voice could not have come from the rabbit, "complete with wildlife and everything."
"Fool!", came the voice again, this time right in front of Harry, "The purpose of this indoor badly lit meadow is mean, sinister, and deranged!" Harry shrugged and started walking forward into the gloom to find the voice, forgetting the rabbit was there he nearly trod on it but it lept out of the way.
"Idiot, nim skull, pathetic excuse for a human! Watch out you nearly stepped on me!" Harry was very confused but one phrase had stuck in his mind
"Human, if I am a human what are you?" a low sinister chuckle echoed through out the room
"Ha ha ha, you want to know what I am, I am your worst nightmare brought to life Harry Potter. Flee in terror!!!! HA HA HA!!" Harry stopped walking forward for the voice was now coming from the right, but now he backed away from it,
"Lord Voldemort?"
"No! I am even worse than that!"
"Umm I am sorry, but if you are my worst nightmare, I'm afraid to say you'd have to be Lord Voldemort. I don't really have nightmares about much else you see."
"Well ok then, I am your second worst nightmare brought to life Harry Potter. Flee in Terror!!!!"
"You're a Dementor? you know, I'm not sure if you are, they usually don't speak, they kinda do more of a gliding forward, suck all the happiness out of you, kiss the soul out of your body, thing not a lot with the flee in terror semi-witty repitoir."
"Wrong again!!! I am (cue dramatic music) THE MEAN SINISTER DERANGED KILLER BUNNY OF DEATH!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Harry looked very confused again, and then burst out laughing. The bunny which was now standing in front of him with a little black cape on looked...mad to say the least.
"How dare you laugh at me! I am the most terrifying creature to ever grace your presance, Mr. Potter. Flee, I tell you, flee in terror, or face me, the (cue dramatic music) MEAN, SINISTER, DERANGED KILLER BUNNY OF DEATH!!!!!!" Harry just laughed harder, until he fell over and his glasses fell off. The bunny grasped them in his front paws and hopped away. Harry continued laughing for a few more minutes until he realized that the bunny was gone, he got up on his knees and started searching for his glasses.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA!! I the (cue dramatic music) MEAN, SINISTER, DERANGED KILLER BUNNY OF DEATH!!!!! has stolen your glasses! I bet you weren't expecting that!!!" Harry looked up into the gloom and shrugged his shoulders,
"Well no I wasn't expecting that but you know I have an extra pair back at the school so you know if you don't mind can you show me the way out, I'm a bit blind without my glasses."
"NO!!!! You have to find the way out your self!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I bet you weren't expecting something as mean, sinister and deranged as that!" Harry just looked confused and walked over to a wall and started searching for a door. Meanwhile the mean, sinister killer bunny of death had put on harry's glasses and was hopping after harry while muttering insane little poems over and over. Finally Harry found a door and was greatly surprised to find himself right out side the Gryfindor enterance, where the Creevy brothers were just stepping out into the hallway.
"Hiya Harry, Colin said, "Where'd you get the bunny, and why is it wearing your glasses?" Harry spun around again, and grabbed his glasses off the bunny. Picking up the bunny he handed him to Dennis,
"Here Dennis, its a talking bunny, just for you." Dennis' eyes widened, he was being given a present by the great Harry Potter himself.
"Oh my god, this is so cool, thanks Harry!!!" Dashing back into the commen room Dennis shoved the bunny into a cage that was lying about (don't ask why, its hogwarts stuff is bound to be lying about), and ran back out after his brother.
"Noooooooooo! This can't be happening to me!!!! I am the (cue dramatic music) MEAN SINISTER DERANGED KILLER BUNNY OF DEATH!!!! Noooooooooo!!!"
Ch. 1 Harry Potter and the Mean, Sinister, Deranged Killer Bunny of Death.
Harry looked around the dark room and was deeply puzzled. Over in one badly lit corner seemed to be a shrine to carrots, while the entire floor was covered in grass. "Who'd go through all the trouble of making a indoor badly lit meadow?" Harry wondered.
"I bet you are wondering who would go through all the trouble of making a indoor badly lit meadow!" came a harsh voice behind Harry. Harry spun around and expecting to see some horrifying creature was startled to see an innocent bunny looking up at him with soft brown eyes.
"Well its very realistic", said Harry to no one in particular thinking that the voice could not have come from the rabbit, "complete with wildlife and everything."
"Fool!", came the voice again, this time right in front of Harry, "The purpose of this indoor badly lit meadow is mean, sinister, and deranged!" Harry shrugged and started walking forward into the gloom to find the voice, forgetting the rabbit was there he nearly trod on it but it lept out of the way.
"Idiot, nim skull, pathetic excuse for a human! Watch out you nearly stepped on me!" Harry was very confused but one phrase had stuck in his mind
"Human, if I am a human what are you?" a low sinister chuckle echoed through out the room
"Ha ha ha, you want to know what I am, I am your worst nightmare brought to life Harry Potter. Flee in terror!!!! HA HA HA!!" Harry stopped walking forward for the voice was now coming from the right, but now he backed away from it,
"Lord Voldemort?"
"No! I am even worse than that!"
"Umm I am sorry, but if you are my worst nightmare, I'm afraid to say you'd have to be Lord Voldemort. I don't really have nightmares about much else you see."
"Well ok then, I am your second worst nightmare brought to life Harry Potter. Flee in Terror!!!!"
"You're a Dementor? you know, I'm not sure if you are, they usually don't speak, they kinda do more of a gliding forward, suck all the happiness out of you, kiss the soul out of your body, thing not a lot with the flee in terror semi-witty repitoir."
"Wrong again!!! I am (cue dramatic music) THE MEAN SINISTER DERANGED KILLER BUNNY OF DEATH!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Harry looked very confused again, and then burst out laughing. The bunny which was now standing in front of him with a little black cape on looked...mad to say the least.
"How dare you laugh at me! I am the most terrifying creature to ever grace your presance, Mr. Potter. Flee, I tell you, flee in terror, or face me, the (cue dramatic music) MEAN, SINISTER, DERANGED KILLER BUNNY OF DEATH!!!!!!" Harry just laughed harder, until he fell over and his glasses fell off. The bunny grasped them in his front paws and hopped away. Harry continued laughing for a few more minutes until he realized that the bunny was gone, he got up on his knees and started searching for his glasses.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA!! I the (cue dramatic music) MEAN, SINISTER, DERANGED KILLER BUNNY OF DEATH!!!!! has stolen your glasses! I bet you weren't expecting that!!!" Harry looked up into the gloom and shrugged his shoulders,
"Well no I wasn't expecting that but you know I have an extra pair back at the school so you know if you don't mind can you show me the way out, I'm a bit blind without my glasses."
"NO!!!! You have to find the way out your self!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I bet you weren't expecting something as mean, sinister and deranged as that!" Harry just looked confused and walked over to a wall and started searching for a door. Meanwhile the mean, sinister killer bunny of death had put on harry's glasses and was hopping after harry while muttering insane little poems over and over. Finally Harry found a door and was greatly surprised to find himself right out side the Gryfindor enterance, where the Creevy brothers were just stepping out into the hallway.
"Hiya Harry, Colin said, "Where'd you get the bunny, and why is it wearing your glasses?" Harry spun around again, and grabbed his glasses off the bunny. Picking up the bunny he handed him to Dennis,
"Here Dennis, its a talking bunny, just for you." Dennis' eyes widened, he was being given a present by the great Harry Potter himself.
"Oh my god, this is so cool, thanks Harry!!!" Dashing back into the commen room Dennis shoved the bunny into a cage that was lying about (don't ask why, its hogwarts stuff is bound to be lying about), and ran back out after his brother.
"Noooooooooo! This can't be happening to me!!!! I am the (cue dramatic music) MEAN SINISTER DERANGED KILLER BUNNY OF DEATH!!!! Noooooooooo!!!"