I was thinking about what to write when all of a sudden it hit me. I should write about an evil bus! And so I wrote about an evil bus. See what happens when you're high, bored, and have a computer? If I've said it once I've said it a million times. Don't drink and drive. And now the story.

Trinity: Kiss me. One last time

Neo: That's okay.

Trinity dies. Neo goes into Matrix.

Bus: Yo people! I'm evil.

People: Yo!

Bus: I will now shoot you all.

Neo: You're not allowed to do that?

Bus: Why not?

Neo: Cuz then there won't be any people left for me to free from the Matrix.

Bus: But I wanna kill em!

Neo: Well you just can't.

Bus: Aw man!

Smith: Why are you listening to a virus? The purpose of life is to end.

Trinity: No it isn't.

Smith: You're dead!

Trinity: Oh yeah.

She dies.

Neo: You killed her!

Smith: Get over it.

Neo: Okie dokie.

Smith: What's my line again? The purpose of life is to end.

Neo: You already said that.

Smith: Right. Let me try again. Uuuuuuummmmmmmm...Why get up Mr. Anderson? Why? Why? Why?

Neo: Because. I choose to.

Smith: What kind of reason is that?

Neo: I dunno. That's just my line

Smith: Everything that has a beginning has an end.

Neo: You said that already.

Smith: I know I did, but the Wachowski brothers decided that it would be fun to overuse that phrase so I said it again.

Neo: Oh. Well in that case it's okay.

Bus: Hello??? The chapter is named after me! Why is everyone ignoring me?

Smith: Because the author forgot about you.

Author: My bad.

Neo: Whoa! Look! A bus!

Bus: Congratulations on noticing that I'm a bus.

Neo: You are???

Bus: You're pathetic. Smith can I kill him?

Smith: No that's my job. Besides I haven't finished overusing phrases yet.

Bus: Oh. Sorry.

Smith: It is inevitable.

Bus: Are you done now?

Smith: Yup.

Bus: Now can I kill him?

Smith: Well okay, but first let me copy myself over him.

He copies over him. Some weird stuff happens. Everyone is really confused.

THE END