A/N – I'd just like to apologise for some atrocious spelling last chapter. I'll try and make up for it by proof-reading this one a few hundred times.

Disclaimer: See the first chapter. And if you already have...look at it again.

Legolas rolled his eyes, before giving his companion an almighty shove that sent him headfirst down the hole.

Me: You too, Legolas.

"I'm his back-up"

Me: Then you can be his back-up from down the hole.

Muttering in an annoyed way to himself, the elf got down on his hands and knees and crawled into the hole behind Aragorn.

"Shut up, Legolas, it'll hear us."

"Of course it won't, I'm an el-"

"What the hell are you doing down my hole?!"

"Errr…looking at the view!"

"Oh yes, very believable Legolas!"

"Well it's hard to think of any good excuses when you're halfway down a rabbit hole!"

"That's your excuse for everything!"

Me: Look, I haven't got all day, would you please just carry on down the hole?

So Aragorn and Leggy continued down the rabbit hole. Which was a lot hotter than regular rabbit holes. Not that I actually know what the average temperature of a rabbit hole is. But of course, this isn't actually a rabbit hole 'cause rabbits don't live down it.

Anyway, eventually Legolas and Aragorn crawled out into a huge underground cavern, in the middle of which sat the fire breathing thing. They approached it cautiously. Aragorn was the first to speak.

"We found your lair"

"Strangely enough, I noticed."

"What are you, anyway?" Legolas put in.

"I am…the fire breathing thing!"

"Alright then…you think we can just kill you and get this fanfic over and done with?"

Me: Hey, you don't actually think that by killing the fire breathing thing you can end the fanfic do you?

"Well, maybe…"

Me: Nope.

"That's not fair!"

Me: Tough. Now get on with trying to intimidate it.

"Hey, you big…monstery…thing! You don't scare me! You have hair like a girl!"

The fire breathing thing raised one eyebrow. "Look who's talking."

"Aragorn, he's being mean to me!"

"What do you expect, he's the baddie. There's a clue to what he's like in the name!"

"Still doesn't give him the right to be nasty."

"Well, yeah, it really does."

After a very long pause………"shut up"

Me: Oh god, not again…

Review replies from me...

The Brite One - You're becoming my most regular reviewer! (Checks all reviews) Wait! You already are my most regular reviewer! Well done!

c-marabini - Legolas definitely is the cutest :D He was very happy to read that. Only problem is, he keeps boasting about it to Aragorn. He's heading for a knuckle sandwich if you ask me..."YEOW!!!" Yup, I was right.

Aragorn replies...

The Brite One - Thank you, and what a brilliant idea! I recommend you get one of these "phones", they're really very useful!

Legolas replies...

The Brite One - Thank you so much for your concern about my hair. It's much appreciated.