Disclaimer/Warning: I don't own any of the mentioned characters. There is
mentioning of slash.
Cuddle Tim or Go Fight Crime?
"Kon?"
"Yes, Tim?"
"When are you planning to untie me?"
"Hmm, around when you decide not to escape anymore."
"That's stupid Kon."
"No it's not."
"Can I at least have my clothes back, being tied to a chair is bad enough, without being tied to a chair in only my boxers."
"Hmm, no."
"Quit smirking and untie me, NOW!"
"No."
"Kon, we can't stay here forever."
"Yes we can, I have it all planned out."
"Planned out what?"
"The rest of our lives."
"Your insane."
"No, I just love you so much."
"This place is a dump."
"I'll clean up later."
"There's no food."
Kon opened one of the many cabinets and showed Tim the biggest horde of canned food he had ever seen.
"What about our crime fighting."
"Got that covered too."
"By WHO?"
"Match."
"MATCH?!?! YOU REALLY ARE CRAZY!"
"Na, he always wanted to do the crime fighting thing."
"What about everything he's done?"
"A teenager with too much angst and no outlet. Now he has an outlet. He was very happy when I called him and told him my plan."
Tim could only sigh and wait for someone to come rescue him from his insane boyfriend. Hopefully it would be Batman who would happily batarang the guys' thick skull.
Cuddle Tim or Go Fight Crime?
"Kon?"
"Yes, Tim?"
"When are you planning to untie me?"
"Hmm, around when you decide not to escape anymore."
"That's stupid Kon."
"No it's not."
"Can I at least have my clothes back, being tied to a chair is bad enough, without being tied to a chair in only my boxers."
"Hmm, no."
"Quit smirking and untie me, NOW!"
"No."
"Kon, we can't stay here forever."
"Yes we can, I have it all planned out."
"Planned out what?"
"The rest of our lives."
"Your insane."
"No, I just love you so much."
"This place is a dump."
"I'll clean up later."
"There's no food."
Kon opened one of the many cabinets and showed Tim the biggest horde of canned food he had ever seen.
"What about our crime fighting."
"Got that covered too."
"By WHO?"
"Match."
"MATCH?!?! YOU REALLY ARE CRAZY!"
"Na, he always wanted to do the crime fighting thing."
"What about everything he's done?"
"A teenager with too much angst and no outlet. Now he has an outlet. He was very happy when I called him and told him my plan."
Tim could only sigh and wait for someone to come rescue him from his insane boyfriend. Hopefully it would be Batman who would happily batarang the guys' thick skull.