Disclaimer/Warning: I don't own any of the mentioned characters. There is mentioning of slash.

Cuddle Tim or Go Fight Crime: The Sequel

"Owie, whimper, you could have at least warned me"

"I did warn you to untie me"

"But still-"

"Stop whining you big baby, it didn't even hit you that hard"

"HEY, you weren't the one Batman smacked in the head with...how many little devices did he hit me with?"

"I lost count after the first few dozen"

"Whimper, how could you let him do this to the man you love?"

"In case you forgot, the man I love had me tied to a chair with steel bars"

"Still not fair" Kon turned away from Tim from his position on the hospital bed. It was somewhat hard since he was wrapped head to foot in bandages.

"Oh, my poor baby. I guess I should leave you so I can go think about what a horrible, mean, bad boyfriend I am. Bye love" Tim went out the hospital room, laughing as Kon tried to get him to come back.

"Damn Batpeople" Kon turned on his side and whimpered when he felt the last of Batman's kicks before he had passed out from shock at seeing the Bat grin.