THE X-MEN GO BROADWAY!
Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men or any of the musicals.
2nd to last chapter people! Stay tuned for the finale...
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Ever since the Apocalypse saga had finished, Wanda had been acting differently. She wasn't as angry or spiteful anymore. One could say that she was becoming sociable, although that was still a stretch. Frankly, it freaked the rest of the Brotherhood out, and Pietro had this nagging feeling that all this was simply a cover-up for an evil plan of hers to hurt and/or kill him.
But on this particular morning, Wanda did something very strange. She graced down the stairs to the kitchen where everyone else was crowded.
"I'm leaving the Brotherhood" she announced. All heads immediately turned.
"And, where are you going?" Mystique asked.
"Don't worry, I'm not joining another team!" she reassured "I've been thinking about what I want to do with my life and I've decided!"
"Uh... okay." the shape-shifter said. There was an uncomfortable silence as they all stared at her.
"I can't be a super-villain, or a superhero, anymore!" she said, ignoring the weird looks she was getting "I'm going to be in showbiz!"
The name on everybody's lips
Is gonna be: Wanda!
The lady raking in the chips
Is gonna be: Wanda
I'm gonna be a celebrity,
That means
Somebody everyone knows!
They're gonna recognize my eyes,
My hair my teeth my boobs my nose!
From just some dumb super-villain
I'm gonna be: Wanda!
Who says that mutation's not an art?
And who, in case a mob doesn't kill her,
Can say she started out as a thriller
Wanda Maximoff!
Boys...
Lance, Pietro, John, Todd & Fred: They're gonna wait outside in line
To get to see:
Wanda: Wanda!
Think of those autographs
I'll sign,
"Good luck to ya,"
Boys: Wanda!
Wanda: And I'll appear
In a lavaliere that goes
All the way down to my waist!
Boys: Here a ring
There a ring
Everywhere a-ring-a-ling
Wanda: But always in the best of taste!
Mmmm, I'm a star!
And the audience loves me!
And I love them,
And they love me for lovin' them
And I love them for lovin' me!
And we love each other!
And that's because none of us
Got enough love in our childhoods
And that's showbiz
Kid.
Boys: She's giving up her villainous life
Wanda: I'm gonna be, sing it!
Boys: Wanda!
She was evil for a start!
Wanda: And famous people will shit
I know!
To see their name's get billed below:
Wanda Maximoff!
Boys: Wanda
Wanda
Wanda
Wanda
Wan-da
Wanda...
"Good for you" Mystique said with a nervous smile "You go do that"
***
Quick my X-Men! Meet in my office at once! In five minutes they were gathered there.
"The mutant who changed Ororo's voice has attacked Bayville!" Professor Xavier announced. Everyone gasped.
"From what I've found out, he asked Magneto to join with him, but betrayed him and now has taken command of all of Eric's forces, including command of the Acolytes!" Everyone gasped again, but then Kitty asked:
"Wait, didn't Pyro join the Brotherhood?"
"Yeah, and Gambit's in Louisiana again" Rogue added.
"And vasn't Colossus supposed to join us, but instead he vent back to Russia?"
"I heard that Sabertooth got married!" everyone looked at Roberto.
"Why don't you sit out for this mission?" the professor suggested, and Roberto left the room, sulking.
"Anyway, we have to go stop him! Go my X-Men!"
"But you didn't answer any of our questions!" Jean exclaimed.
"Sabertooth is still an Acolyte and Colosuss was blackmailed again. Now, go my X-Men!"
"Wait! Before we leave" Scott asked "what is this mutant's name?"
"Phil" Dead silence "Look, not everyone has a codename!"
"Yeah! Really guys!" Jean sneered, because she's very insecure about her lack of a codename.
"Right. Anyway: go my X-Men!"
A few minutes later, they were all in the city, which was being destroyed by Phil and the former evil minions of Magneto, who were now his evil minions.
"It's utter havoc!" Beast exclaimed.
"What about Alex?"
"Shut up Scott"
"So X-Men! You have come to defeat me!" Phil said with a maniacal laugh as he descended upon them.
"You won't get away Phil!" Storm shouted.
"So, I see you have you're old voice back! Ha! But no worries, I won't do it again. Takes to much time for me to enter your mind and-"
Scott and Storm exchanged horrific glances.
"The professor lied!!!" the both shouted, and ran away to be upset.
"Minions!" Phil shouted "kill them!" Sabertooth eagerly lunged for the team, but Colossus held back.
"Now!" shouted Phil "Or else-"
"Da, I know" Colossus said "Forgive me X-Men, I must be doing this or else I am never to be seeing my sister again!"
"Isn't this, like, the second time you've been blackmailed?" Kitty asked.
"Da"
"People hate you don't they?" Colossus nodded. Jean walked up to him sympathetically.
"How can deal with that?" she asked.
"Well" Colossus said "I know that..."
I'll see my sister,
Tomorrow.
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow,
She'll be here!
Just thinking about
Tomorrow,
Clears away the cobwebs
And the sorrow,
'Til there's none!
When I'm stuck a day
That's grey,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And grin,
And say
Oh!
I'll be back in Russia
Tomorrow!
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow,
Come what may!
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya, tomorrow!
You're always
A day
Away!
"But anyway, that's tomorrow. Today I am still being blackmailed and must kill you." and he started to attack them.
"Not so fast Phil!" a voice threatened. Everyone turned to see Mystique and the Brotherhood.
"What? You've come to stop me!" Phil shouted.
"That's right!" Mystique said "If anyone's destroying Bayville, it's gonna be me, not you, got it?"
"Minions! Attack them!" Phil shouted.
"Go!" Mystique shouted to the Brotherhood.
"There's something weird going on" Jean said "I don't see Scarlet Witch"
"Why don't you ask her?" Bobby suggested.
"Um, okay... Mystique!"
"What?"
"Where's Scarlet Witch?"
"She left to be in show business!"
"Okay, thanks!"
Finally, the battle was over and the X-Men and Brotherhood went to go celebrate, because not only had they won, but they were now friends!
THE END
"WAIT! This can't be the end!" Jamie shouted. Everyone looked at him.
"Why not?" Xavier asked.
"We haven't done the finale yet..."