THE X-MEN GO BROADWAY!

Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men or any of the musicals.

It's the finale!!! I hope you all enjoyed this story and I shall miss you! Reviewing is appreciated, as you all know. And if anyone's interested, Wanda is supposedly starting her career at a nightclub in Manhattan.

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            The stage was completely dark. And then, a single light turned on and he appeared:

Jamie: Come on along and listen to

            The lullaby of Broadway

            The hip hooray and bally hoo,

            The lullaby of Broadway

            The rumble of the subway train,

            The rattle of the taxis.

            The daffy-dills who entertain

            At Angelo's and Maxie's.

            When a Broadway baby says "Good night",

            It's early in the morning.

            Manhattan babies don't sleep tight,

            Until the dawn:

            Good night, baby,

            Good night, milkman's on his way.

            Sleep tight, baby,

            Sleep tight, let's call it a day!

            Listen to the lullaby of old Broadway.

          A voice was heard offstage:

Lance: Come on along and listen to,

            The lullaby of Broadway!

          And then someone else entered:

Wanda: The hide hi and boopa doo,

              The lullaby of Broadway!

Wanda and Jamie: The band begins to go to town,

                               And everyone goes crazy!

          Suddenly the full lights came on, revealing everyone, except Professor Xavier who can't dance.

All: You rock-a-bye your baby 'round,

      'Til everything gets hazy!

      Hush-a-bye, "I'll buy you this and that",

      You hear you're daddy sayin'!

      And baby goes home to her flat,

Boys: To sleep all day!

          Good night, baby,

          Good night,

Jean, Rogue, Kitty and Tabby: Milkman's on his way!

Boys: Sleep tight, baby,

          Sleep tight, baby!

          Sleep tight, let's call it a day!

Jamie: Listen to the lullaby of old Broadway!

Storm: Come on along and listen to,

            The lullaby of Broadway!

            The hip hooray and boopa doo,

            The lullaby of Broadway!

Lance: The rumble of the subway train!

            The rattle of the taxis!

All: The daffy-dills who entertain

       Until the dawn!

       Good night, baby,

       Good night, milkman's on his way!

          The music picked up speed as the cast performed a spectacular dance show with very spectacular dancing. Offstage, the professor was cursing his bad legs, but enough about that...

All: Ooooh, ooooh, oh!

       Come one along and listen to

       The lullaby of Broadway!

       The hide hi and boopa doo!

       The lullaby of Broadway!

       The band beings to go to town,

       And everyone goes crazy!

       You rock-a-bye your baby 'round,

       And sleep all day!

Jamie: Listen to the lullaby...

All: Of old,

       Broad-

       WAY!

          When the music stopped, the professor wheeled onstage and shouted "CHA!" because he felt so bad about being left out of the finale, and so everyone was happy!

THE-

Actually, I heard that someone shot Xavier after that because "cha" supposedly ruined the whole thing.

THE END!