Flower Petals: Awrighty peoples! Another chapter up. This one should *hopefully* be more enjoyable then the last. Also, with all the wonderful encouragement I received from you reviewers, I've decided to set my new goal to 100 reviews. Impossible? Maybe. Unthinkable? Perhaps. . .But although I don't believe in myself, I believe in all of you, so please make my dream come true!!!
And as always, please read and my thanks go out to:
Peace Writer: I don't really know the ratio of girls to boys at Fan Fiction.net but my guess, is that there are a lot more girls. I've only come cross five guys authors, including you! And of course, there's TONS of bishonen-crazy girls writing fics. So, well, I don't know. But thanks for the reviews!
Animefighter4871: Hmm, I got forgot all about the evil guys!!! Toguro would be SO much fun to do. Thanks for reminding me and thanks for the review! ^^
Misura: Kaiba sooooo DID cheat on his duel against Yami at Duelist Kingdom. I mean, how is threatening to kill yourself playing fair??? And yeah, Yami as a rock star. . .*dreamy eyes* I'd go to see all of his concerts, I don't care what he sounds like! Thanks for reviewin'!!!
Akanescute: Yay! Thanks for the review!
Greenishio: You're right; it doesn't hurt to be ambitious! Well, unless you're too ambitious and your plans get spoiled and you're left with nothing. . .But that would never happen to me, 'cause I'm on the overly ambitious type unlike our dear Kaiba so. . .wow, I'm rambling, sorry! Thanks for your support!
San San as Herself: Thanx for the kudos!!! Did that make any sense??? Hmm. . .
TAB: Waddya mean I talk too much!!!! YOU ARE EVIL SAYING THAT! But I'm glad you think my fic is "shiny" and thanx for the reviews!!!
Green Shadow: Hey, thank you SO much for all the support you've given me and I'm glad you like my fic!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Inuyasha. I own nothing. Nothing at all! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Flower Petals
Yusuke, Kaiba, and Kagome
Things You'll Never Hear Yusuke From Yu Yu Hakuhso Say:
Life isn't stupid.
Nothing is stupid. . .
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My jokes aren't all that funny.
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Why do I wear green? I look better in blue.
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I think I'll volunteer to go to school.
School is great!
I LOVE my teachers!!!!
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How many times have I died or almost died??? (Starts counting on fingers)
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Kuwabara, you've always been the smarter of us two.
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You're not a toddler, Koenma.
I wish I could be your height. . .
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Unicorns are pretty. . .(A/N: Okay, I know that was complete random,
but I thought it was funny so I put it in anyway, okay?)
Things You'll Never Hear Seto Kaiba From Yu-Gi-Oh Say:
Yami is a better duelist then I am. ^_^
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I'm not the best duelist in the world, and I'm okay with it!
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I loooooooooove the Heart of the Cards.
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All you need is love! (A/N: Tralalalala. . .)
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I don't have to obtain the Egyptian God cards.
No, I'd rather rule the world, bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Joey isn't the dog.
I'm the chihuahua!
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Tea, your speeches are the most beautiful I've ever heard! (Tears up)
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It's not about winning, it's about treating your opponent with kindness and doing your very best.
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(Smiles) I'm not evil, I'm just misunderstood.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I love life and I love you too!!! (A/N: Awright, that was a little creepy!!!)
Things You'll Never Hear Kagome from Inuyasha Say:
I LOVE skipping school!
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Everybody needs to fall down a well and get transported to the past where evil, greedy, foul-smelling demons want to eat you!
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I LOVE SAYING "SIT BOY" TO INUYASHA!
I'M SO EVIL!
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Ooh, that demon, Naraku is HOT!
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Naraku, you may date me.
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Myoga, you may date me.
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I always go for the shorter guys anyway. . .(For some inexplicable reason, she spots Hiei). OMG, Hiei, I LOVE YOU!!!
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Kikyo, even though we're practically identical, I'm so much better looking then you.
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Mistress centipede in your true form, I'm so much better looking then you.
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Oh darn, evil demon that drools and has a squashed face and tons of pimples, you are cuter. . .
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(Picking nose) Ooh, yummy! A BIG one!!! (A/N: That is SO disturbing, it's not even funny. Hahahahahahaha! Erm, yeah. . .)
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Flower Petals: Another chapter done! Hope you all enjoyed it! (I had fun bashing Kagome and Kaiba, even though I'm against character bashing). But hey, it's fun!
And listen up, if any of you have any requests on who you would like me to do next, let me know! And if you have any ideas you'd like to share, let me know! And if you hate this fic and utterly think there's nothing funny about it, please DON'T let me know and keep those thoughts to yourself!!!
ANYGOHOOBLES, PLEASE EVERYONE WHO READ, REVIEW!!! I HAVE A NEW GOAL NOW AND GOSHTARTERSAUCE, I'M GOING TO REACH IT!
SO REVIEW AND I'LL LUV YOU FOREVER!!!
Yusuke: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I THINK UNICORNS ARE PRETTY??!!
Flower Petals: Huh, where did you come from?
Kaiba: You had me reciting a stupid poem! What is this!!!
Flower Petals: ???
Kagome: I don't pick my nose. . .
Yusuke: Who cares?! I don't like unicorns! They're ugly!
Kaiba: I'M A CHIHUAHUA?!
Flower Petals: Uh-oh people, gotta run! *dashes off*
Kaiba: I'M THE BEST DUELIST IN THE WORLD! AND I WILL USE MY "EVILNESS" NOT KINDNESS, TO OBTAIN ALL THE EGYPTIAN GOD CARDS, SO THERE!!!
Flower Petals: You forget that I'm in control here.
Yusuke: So what? I don't listen to authority anyway.
Flower Petals: That's fine. But just know, I have the power of the powerful Delete key.
Yusuke: No, the horror!
Flower Petals: Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Yusuke, Kaiba, and Kagome dash off.
Flower Petals: Whew, it's over! Sorry about that folks!