Flower Petals: Sorry about the really late update, it's just that I've been so BEHIND with EVERYTHING. It's been bringing me down, but I do have two things to smile about:

1. I made my goal!!!! Yahooooooooooo! The goal I never ever thought I'd ever reach. Thank you all so much for helping me accomplish my goal! Gee, now I have to set a new one. . . . .

And 2. I'm very proud of this, so I thought I'd tell you all, but. . . . . . . . . . . . I had no caffeine for three hours! Isn't that just AMAZING??? 3 HOURS!!! Yes, I would like to thank the following, for without them, I would have never accomplished it: The restricting chains around my wrists and ankles. Thank you! And my sister, who hid the caffeine in such an obvious place that I would never be able to find it. Thank you so much!

But anygohoobles, my thanx go out to. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Seto's girl-942– I'm glad you think my story is cool! ^-^ Thank you for reviewin'!!!

Tamashi Horosha-- Yeah, I had a lot of fun writing all those "You may date me," lines. Especially the really whacky ones! Thanks for the reviews!

Iridescent Angel-- Yugi's pj's are soooooo gay!!!!!!!!! And your welcome for reviewing your story; I really enjoyed reading it! Thanks for reviewing.

Yami-Mekayla–Thanks for checking out my story and reviewing!!! ^_^

CocaCola43–Yeah, I know most of the stuff is sick, but funny anyway, don't ya think??? Although, Kagome picking her nose may have been a little too much. . .Thanks for reviewing!

Lilkay 13– I don't think there's a Yami fan girl out there who can deny that his pants are unusually tight. I often wonder to myself how he can breath in them, let alone think about dueling. . .Thanks for reviewing!!!

YugioChix2008--Nah, it's fine that you haven't reviewed in awhile. It means more to me that you're still reading this story, so thanks for sticking around and reviewing!

Dark Shadow Flame-- Wow, thanks for reviewing! I'm a big fan of your work, so I'm really honored that you'd stop by to review one of my fics. I hope you're not disappointed with the humor in this chapter!

Peace Writer-- I just realized, but did you review the last chapter twice? Or are my eyes deceiving me??? Oh, and you predicted the reviews correctly! And I think you're right 'bout Genkai, it would be SO much fun to write her lines!

TAB-- Thanks for helping me reach my goal, sis!

Green Shadow-- I'm glad you liked my authoress note. The delete key is all mighty and powerful. . .Sorry, I just got a bit weird there! Thanks for reviewing!

Akanscute-- (Sorry, I can't remember how to spell your pen name. . .) Why are you scared? Was it the level of weirdness in this fic, or me? Please don't be afraid! I'm not that scary. . .

Chibi Tsuki-- *tears up* I'm glad you loved all the lines I have done! *sniff, sniff* It makes me so happy. . .Thanks for reviewing!

San San as Herself-- More kudos??? Just how much are ya going to send me??? Just kidding. . .^-^ Thanks for the reviews, hon!

Misura-- Geesh, I didn't know I was making that mistake! Thanks for pointing out the "than"'s I'll try and be more careful with my non-existent grammar skills. . .Thanks for reviewing!

Rysuka Shinamoto-- Hey, thanks for the suggestions, I'll try and do those people very soon! And thanks for reviewin'!

Sakurelle-- You're totally right! I should also do Duel Monsters. I completely forgot about those little guys. . .Thanks for reminding me and thanks for the reviews!

Mamono-- Hey there my weird friend, thanks for reviewing! ^_^

Greenishio-- I hope you're not disappointed with the Yami Bakura lines. . .But anyhoo, thanks for reviewing, and guys with white hair rule!!!!

Mina-chan-- Oops, something just occurred to me. .. Should I be thanking you and your yami? 'Cause if so, then thank you Mina and her yami! (Sorry, my memory fails when I try to recall your yami's name. . .)

Awrighty, if I forgot anybody, I'm truly sorry. It's not because I didn't put you in on purpose, it's just that my memory is non-existent, and I'm really, really sorry. And in fact, for all those I'm sure I forgot, here's a little note:

I'm sorry for forgetting you! _ But I hope you'll continue to read, and thanks for reviewin! ^-^

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Inuyasha, or anything else that clearly belongs to other people. So there!

Flower Petals

Yami Bakura, Toguro, and Noraku


Things You'll Never Hear Yami Bakura from Yu-Gi-Oh Say:


I like bunnies. . .

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Forget dueling, belly dancing is so much cooler!

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Wow, I'm a real loser to lose against Yami so many times! (A/N: Sorry Greenishio!)

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I wish I had deadly spiky hair. . .

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Yup, Marik's my buddy.

I wish I had an evil alter ego; that would be fun!

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I'm going to be more like Ryou. (Smiles Ryou-ish smile) Which means no more taking souls, eating raw meat, cutting out Millennium Eyes, walking around half naked, and laughing evilly. . I can do that!

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I'm such a nice person, I impress myself with my kindness. . .

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Sometimes I wish I could be more like Tristen. . .

Weevil's kinda cool too.

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I guess my biggest role models are the cast of Munsters. In a way, they sorta remind me of myself. . .

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Why duel, when I can just stab people with the pointers on my Millennium Ring?! (A/N: Wow, your Millennium Ring pointers and Yami's spiky hair would be some deadly duo. . .)

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Tartersauce! My mascara is running!

(A/N: To get the maximum entertainment out of these lines, please picture Toguro saying them in his deep, slow voice).

Things You'll Never Hear Toguro From Yu Yu Hakuhso Say:


I like bon bons.

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Old navy is the place to shop!

The white capris with the floral design is my favorite.

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Conditioners make my hair very soft.

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(Puts on pink sunglasses) I make these look good.

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Why fight when you can hug?

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I'm. . .too sexy for my sunglasses, too sexy for my sunglasses. (High voice) Yeahhhhhhh!

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(Deep voice) It's time to duel!!! (A/N: Don't ya think the voice that actually says that

in a way, kinda remotely sounds like Toguro???)

Things You'll Never Hear Noraku From Inuyasha Say:


Forget that white baboon outfit, I'm going to get me a pink bunny suit!

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Man, I have long hair for a guy. . .

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Geesh, it's kind of spooky that I wear eye shadow. (A/N: He does doesn't he? It's so frickin' disturbing!)

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I'm wasting my great crocheting talents manipulating those greedily searching for the Shikon Jewel.

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Toilet water is de-licious!

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I can make a lot of reincarnations, but none shall ever be as pretty as I am!

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Why evil laugh, when you can sing the Barney Song??? (A/N: Ah, the horror!!!)

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(In the Shania Twain song style) Man, I feel like a woman! WOW!


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Flower Petals: Sorry, I know this chapter probably wasn't too funny, because as I said before, I haven't had too many things to laugh or smile about. But I hope you enjoyed it somewhat anyway! And I'm not going to ask for a review number, because whenever I do, I end up getting like half of what I asked for and then I get really depressed, so just PLEASE, everyone who read, review!!!

And also, I've uploaded a Yu Yu Hakusho fic called Yoko Kurama, and it's not doing too well which is making me really sad. Soooooooooo, I WILL NOT UPDATE UNLESS AT LEAST A FEW OF YOU REVIEW MY STORY, YOKO KURAMA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Random Person Who Mysteriously Shows Up: Why did you just evil laugh?

Flower Petals: *thinks* Uh, I don't know. . .Why did you just mysteriously show up?

Random Person: Uh, I don't know. . .

Yami Bakura, Toguro, and Noraku: We're sorry you're feeling so bad.

Flower Petals: Really? You guys are so nice. . .*thinks about it then looks at them skeptically* Wait a minute. . .you are bad guys!

Yami Bakura: Please, just let me take your soul, I promise it won't hurt!

Toguro: Just let me use you as a punching bag for a few hours? Please?! It won't hurt too much.

Noraku: Oh come on, you know you want to be my mindless slave. . .

Flower Petals: *tears up* You guys really care that much about me to do those things?

Yami Bakura, Toguro, and Noraku: ???

Flower Petals: You guys are so great, gimme a hug!

Yami Bakura, Toguro, and Noraku: AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh! *run off*

Flower Petals: ??? Where did they disappear to???