CHAPTER 5: BIENVU A LA MAISON FRANCIASE DE WHORE
A/N: I don't own anything from the Harry Potter series, nor do I own Quiet Riot OR there song Come On, Feel the Noise. And for that matter, I don't own a French Whore House either. Oh, and thanks to Cailie, whose room I based this off of.
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The next morning came all too soon for the Marauder's, none of whom could exactly be dubbed, "morning people." Four alarms went off at the same time and just as quickly there were four, almost exactly the same, groans and the four alarms were shut off. Lupin, not really wanting to give up breakfast, rolled over and practically fell out of the bed, only half awake. He stood up and stretched, yawning widely. Then, realizing that none of the others were making any sort of attempt to get up, he went over to each of their beds and proceeded to knock everyone out of them.
"Get up, you lazy bums," he shouted.
"Moony! Shut up and act normal for once!" whined James as he too began to stretch in a completely over-exaggerated way.
Eventually they all got up, took showers, put their uniforms on, and began to head down toward the Great Hall.
"This way you dolt," said Sirius, grabbing Peter, who was heading the wrong way, and pushed him in the right direction.
"Oops," he squeaked and they all rolled their eyes.
At the same time, the Ravenclaw Girlies were getting ready to come down to breakfast as well.
"SMILEY! Get out of the damn shower, or WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!" screamed Ashley, banging both of her fists on the door, creating quite the racket. At that moment, she heard the water shut off, and she watched, still in mid-scream as Caitie poked her head out, towel on, hair-dryer in hand, smiling full on at Ashley's expression.
Jessi walked in the room, happily surveying herself in the mirror as she passed it,
"Hey Smiley, why do you always insist on charming those muggle things and using them?" she asked brightly, wide-awake.
"'Cause I feel like it," she said shrugging her shoulders, "I dunno, it's just more familiar, I guess." Jessi nodded, not really getting it, and then walked out, muttering that she'd wait for them in the Common Room.
Caitie changed into her uniform quickly, put some make-up on, made sure her hair was falling in wavy ringlets and not frizzing out to a puffball. When she as sure it wouldn't, she grabbed Ashley, (who was still commenting on how Caitie's slower-then-molasses ways were going to make them late) by the wrist and pulled her down to the common room. There they met up with Cailie and Jessi, linked each other's arms' and, hips swaying, smiles on, winking and flipping their hair, they made there way down to the Great Hall.
One could always tell when the Marauder's or the Girlies were entering the Great Hall because majority of the members of the opposite sex would stop what they were doing and turn to stare. This was doubly noticeable today as both parties walked in at almost exactly the same time. Most of the Hall fell silent, turned, and looked up and gaped. One would also think that the Marauder's and the Girlie's would get tired of this after awhile, and even find it a little embarrassing or awkward. But, to be quite honest, both groups loved the attention, and practically lived to be treated like royals. Caitie gave a little diva wave and flashed her big, beautiful smile, whereas Ashley curtsied and Jessi winked at a couple of boys. The boys all waved and gave salutes, and then they headed to there separate tables. Soon, the chatter started up again and the volume level was back to normal. ` Both groups looked at there schedules and discovered that they had their last class together.
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The day passed very slowly for both groups. All of them being smart, they all caught on quickly to what the professors were saying and they're "O.W.L talks" were really beginning to annoy them. Finally, their last class of the day, Transfiguration, had came, and when there were only five minutes left in the class, a note came fluttering over to where the Marauder's were sitting.
James, Sirius, Remus & Peter, Please join us at our Common Room after this Transfiguration Lesson snore finally ends. Love ya! Smiley, Jessi, Cailie, & Ashley
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"Bienvenu a la maison franciase de whore," proclaimed Cailie, speaking in her native tongue. This immediately sent the girls, who were standing in there dorm, into fits of giggles as the boys stood around looking rather stupid.
Finally, Sirius spoke up, "What the hell's that supposed to mean?" he asked bluntly, which sent the girls into another raging giggles. Finally, Ashley just said,
"Welcome to the French whore house." The boys looked around, still kind of bewildered, although comprehension had began to dawn on Lupin's face.
"We did some of our own decorating, to make it look like a.well, a French whore house," said Jessi.
"Using a little bit of magic, of course," said Caitie, grinning widely. They all laughed. The room was a bold blue color with curly-q's along the edges in gold. The rug was a fluffy blue, and there were lots of mirrors, the bed curtains made of red, sheer, silk. There were also posters on the wall that read things in French, and old French drawings. In the corner there was a small vanity table with a patchwork quilt that the colors came from. On top sat moving pictures of all the girls in pretty, felt frames.
"Interesting. Very interesting," stated Lupin and they all burst out into laughter again.
They talked for a while, and Caitie put on some music, on her muggle boom box, that had once again been charmed to work in magical surroundings.
"Come on, feel the noise! Girls rock the boys!" The music blared from it, and everyone whirled around to look at her. She shrugged,
"It's a new band, Quiet Riot. They play really cool music; it's called 'Heavy Metal'. They just emerged from the Sunset Strip back in America. They're really famous there now." Everyone looked at her in shock, then turned back around, shrugged their shoulders and went back to talking.
A/N: I don't own anything from the Harry Potter series, nor do I own Quiet Riot OR there song Come On, Feel the Noise. And for that matter, I don't own a French Whore House either. Oh, and thanks to Cailie, whose room I based this off of.
*~~~*
The next morning came all too soon for the Marauder's, none of whom could exactly be dubbed, "morning people." Four alarms went off at the same time and just as quickly there were four, almost exactly the same, groans and the four alarms were shut off. Lupin, not really wanting to give up breakfast, rolled over and practically fell out of the bed, only half awake. He stood up and stretched, yawning widely. Then, realizing that none of the others were making any sort of attempt to get up, he went over to each of their beds and proceeded to knock everyone out of them.
"Get up, you lazy bums," he shouted.
"Moony! Shut up and act normal for once!" whined James as he too began to stretch in a completely over-exaggerated way.
Eventually they all got up, took showers, put their uniforms on, and began to head down toward the Great Hall.
"This way you dolt," said Sirius, grabbing Peter, who was heading the wrong way, and pushed him in the right direction.
"Oops," he squeaked and they all rolled their eyes.
At the same time, the Ravenclaw Girlies were getting ready to come down to breakfast as well.
"SMILEY! Get out of the damn shower, or WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!" screamed Ashley, banging both of her fists on the door, creating quite the racket. At that moment, she heard the water shut off, and she watched, still in mid-scream as Caitie poked her head out, towel on, hair-dryer in hand, smiling full on at Ashley's expression.
Jessi walked in the room, happily surveying herself in the mirror as she passed it,
"Hey Smiley, why do you always insist on charming those muggle things and using them?" she asked brightly, wide-awake.
"'Cause I feel like it," she said shrugging her shoulders, "I dunno, it's just more familiar, I guess." Jessi nodded, not really getting it, and then walked out, muttering that she'd wait for them in the Common Room.
Caitie changed into her uniform quickly, put some make-up on, made sure her hair was falling in wavy ringlets and not frizzing out to a puffball. When she as sure it wouldn't, she grabbed Ashley, (who was still commenting on how Caitie's slower-then-molasses ways were going to make them late) by the wrist and pulled her down to the common room. There they met up with Cailie and Jessi, linked each other's arms' and, hips swaying, smiles on, winking and flipping their hair, they made there way down to the Great Hall.
One could always tell when the Marauder's or the Girlies were entering the Great Hall because majority of the members of the opposite sex would stop what they were doing and turn to stare. This was doubly noticeable today as both parties walked in at almost exactly the same time. Most of the Hall fell silent, turned, and looked up and gaped. One would also think that the Marauder's and the Girlie's would get tired of this after awhile, and even find it a little embarrassing or awkward. But, to be quite honest, both groups loved the attention, and practically lived to be treated like royals. Caitie gave a little diva wave and flashed her big, beautiful smile, whereas Ashley curtsied and Jessi winked at a couple of boys. The boys all waved and gave salutes, and then they headed to there separate tables. Soon, the chatter started up again and the volume level was back to normal. ` Both groups looked at there schedules and discovered that they had their last class together.
*~~~*
The day passed very slowly for both groups. All of them being smart, they all caught on quickly to what the professors were saying and they're "O.W.L talks" were really beginning to annoy them. Finally, their last class of the day, Transfiguration, had came, and when there were only five minutes left in the class, a note came fluttering over to where the Marauder's were sitting.
James, Sirius, Remus & Peter, Please join us at our Common Room after this Transfiguration Lesson snore finally ends. Love ya! Smiley, Jessi, Cailie, & Ashley
*~~~*
"Bienvenu a la maison franciase de whore," proclaimed Cailie, speaking in her native tongue. This immediately sent the girls, who were standing in there dorm, into fits of giggles as the boys stood around looking rather stupid.
Finally, Sirius spoke up, "What the hell's that supposed to mean?" he asked bluntly, which sent the girls into another raging giggles. Finally, Ashley just said,
"Welcome to the French whore house." The boys looked around, still kind of bewildered, although comprehension had began to dawn on Lupin's face.
"We did some of our own decorating, to make it look like a.well, a French whore house," said Jessi.
"Using a little bit of magic, of course," said Caitie, grinning widely. They all laughed. The room was a bold blue color with curly-q's along the edges in gold. The rug was a fluffy blue, and there were lots of mirrors, the bed curtains made of red, sheer, silk. There were also posters on the wall that read things in French, and old French drawings. In the corner there was a small vanity table with a patchwork quilt that the colors came from. On top sat moving pictures of all the girls in pretty, felt frames.
"Interesting. Very interesting," stated Lupin and they all burst out into laughter again.
They talked for a while, and Caitie put on some music, on her muggle boom box, that had once again been charmed to work in magical surroundings.
"Come on, feel the noise! Girls rock the boys!" The music blared from it, and everyone whirled around to look at her. She shrugged,
"It's a new band, Quiet Riot. They play really cool music; it's called 'Heavy Metal'. They just emerged from the Sunset Strip back in America. They're really famous there now." Everyone looked at her in shock, then turned back around, shrugged their shoulders and went back to talking.
