"dally," I sighed," what the hell are you talking about?"
"you lost your," he winced at the word," virginity."
"WHAT?!?!" I exclaimed.
"shut up!" he said," you do not want to wake them up to this commotion and ask whats wrong. You lost it to that brunette last night."
"last night was kinda fuzzy," I said, rubbing my head.
"my point exactly. You were so drunk. That's why you..... you know. You might have gotten her..... YOU KNOW."
"but I didn't. I wore a protector thingy. Didn't I?"
"how should I KNOW? I mean. Its not like I knew what you were doing. I only found out when Cindy was complaining that we had to leave 'cause her parents will see what happened in the morning and all that shit. The only people left was me, the girl I was with. I kinda forgot her name. You and that brunette." He gave a sheepish grin," oh, and I gave her some numbers where she could reach you."
"does that mean.....mean I could be a DADDY?!?!" I exclaimed
"shut your TRAP!" he said, pouncing on me and putting his hand over my mouth," I told you! They're all asleep. You don't want them to know!"
"mtakem myoumr mhamd moff mmy mouff," I mumbled
"what?" he asked absent mindedly.
I bit his hand. "OW!" he said and pulled his hand off my mouth," what was that for?"
"you were suffocatin me," I said coolly.
Soda then crawled in, this time, acting like a baby," Goo-goo gaa-gaa daddy Two-bit!"
"you know?!?!" I aked
"know what?" he said, with a confused look on his face.
"nothing....." I said," its none of your beeswax!" I tried to sound as juvenile as possible to go along with his act.
"is too. And if you don't tell me, im gonna tell dar-rry!" he retorted.
"he aint gonna do nothing" I said and blew a raspberry.
Soda ran out. Before I knew it, Darry was there.
"Darry! Two-bit wont tell me his secret!" Soda said, pointing at me.
"well, it IS his secret, and if he don't wanna tell us-"darry began
"no! he already told Dally!" Soda interrupted.
"well, in THAT case," Darry said. He jumped towards me, knocked me onto the bed and sat on my chest," tell me."
"nope," I said.
"this aint all of my weight. Don't make me put all 192 pounds on you. Especially cuz most of it is muscle," he said, flexing his muscles.
"Dally, you tell em. I cant say it," I said.
"ok," Dally said," two bit might be a daddy."
"this is a serious problem," Darry said after a moment of shock. He got off me and yanked me up off the bed," lets all have a talk down in the kitchen."
All of the gang was enjoying their breakfast at the table when Darry held me out in front of them.
"whats up?" Ponyboy asked, with a mouth full of chocolate.
"well..... I," I began but then the phone rang.," ill get it!" I eagerly said, heading towards the phone.
"na-uh lil buddy," Darry said, yanking my collar to hold me down," ILL get the phone."
I was listening to darry's conversation:
"hello. Yes. He cant come to the phone. Yeah. Hold on." He turned to Ponyboy," get me a piece of paper and a pencil, willya pony?"
ponyboy came running back," thanks." Darry went back to the phone.
"ok. come over tomorrow for dinner so we could all meet you. Yeah. That would be great. Ok. bye now." he hung up the phone.
"who was that?" Steve asked.
"it was Rachel. She wanted to tell you. She was, pregnant." Darry said with a sympathetic look on his face.
"you lost your," he winced at the word," virginity."
"WHAT?!?!" I exclaimed.
"shut up!" he said," you do not want to wake them up to this commotion and ask whats wrong. You lost it to that brunette last night."
"last night was kinda fuzzy," I said, rubbing my head.
"my point exactly. You were so drunk. That's why you..... you know. You might have gotten her..... YOU KNOW."
"but I didn't. I wore a protector thingy. Didn't I?"
"how should I KNOW? I mean. Its not like I knew what you were doing. I only found out when Cindy was complaining that we had to leave 'cause her parents will see what happened in the morning and all that shit. The only people left was me, the girl I was with. I kinda forgot her name. You and that brunette." He gave a sheepish grin," oh, and I gave her some numbers where she could reach you."
"does that mean.....mean I could be a DADDY?!?!" I exclaimed
"shut your TRAP!" he said, pouncing on me and putting his hand over my mouth," I told you! They're all asleep. You don't want them to know!"
"mtakem myoumr mhamd moff mmy mouff," I mumbled
"what?" he asked absent mindedly.
I bit his hand. "OW!" he said and pulled his hand off my mouth," what was that for?"
"you were suffocatin me," I said coolly.
Soda then crawled in, this time, acting like a baby," Goo-goo gaa-gaa daddy Two-bit!"
"you know?!?!" I aked
"know what?" he said, with a confused look on his face.
"nothing....." I said," its none of your beeswax!" I tried to sound as juvenile as possible to go along with his act.
"is too. And if you don't tell me, im gonna tell dar-rry!" he retorted.
"he aint gonna do nothing" I said and blew a raspberry.
Soda ran out. Before I knew it, Darry was there.
"Darry! Two-bit wont tell me his secret!" Soda said, pointing at me.
"well, it IS his secret, and if he don't wanna tell us-"darry began
"no! he already told Dally!" Soda interrupted.
"well, in THAT case," Darry said. He jumped towards me, knocked me onto the bed and sat on my chest," tell me."
"nope," I said.
"this aint all of my weight. Don't make me put all 192 pounds on you. Especially cuz most of it is muscle," he said, flexing his muscles.
"Dally, you tell em. I cant say it," I said.
"ok," Dally said," two bit might be a daddy."
"this is a serious problem," Darry said after a moment of shock. He got off me and yanked me up off the bed," lets all have a talk down in the kitchen."
All of the gang was enjoying their breakfast at the table when Darry held me out in front of them.
"whats up?" Ponyboy asked, with a mouth full of chocolate.
"well..... I," I began but then the phone rang.," ill get it!" I eagerly said, heading towards the phone.
"na-uh lil buddy," Darry said, yanking my collar to hold me down," ILL get the phone."
I was listening to darry's conversation:
"hello. Yes. He cant come to the phone. Yeah. Hold on." He turned to Ponyboy," get me a piece of paper and a pencil, willya pony?"
ponyboy came running back," thanks." Darry went back to the phone.
"ok. come over tomorrow for dinner so we could all meet you. Yeah. That would be great. Ok. bye now." he hung up the phone.
"who was that?" Steve asked.
"it was Rachel. She wanted to tell you. She was, pregnant." Darry said with a sympathetic look on his face.