I would like to say that, while I appreciate the attention that you have shown Aragorn and me, there are some, how shall I say it, disturbing elements. While I like some adventure in my life, I don't like to have as much as Aragorn does. Please give him some without me. And don't let me know about it. It would be no help if I did, because then I would be worried sick about him. I've had enough of that to content me for the rest of my immortal life. Really, I need a break!
Oh, that brings me to another thing. Some confused people have gotten it into their heads that I am a mortal human. Please correct that. I am an elf. Elves are immortal. Thank you.
By the way, I am going be back in Mirkwood for several months. It would be a good time to deal with those impish twins. By the way, I am older than they are, not the other way around. I can't blame you for thinking otherwise. They always did like to make people think me younger than them. Oh, and I would like to be permitted to come home without encountering any wicked uncles, orcs, Ulairi and abnormally evil wolves
Sincerely,
Legolas