Disclaimer: I know, my chapters are very short but they're supposed to be. These are just stupid little stories that I've written to prevent writers block.

6. Cocaine Makes you high?

Ron: Harry, what are you doing?

Harry: Getting high.

Ron: That explains the cocaine.

Harry: Cocaine makes you high?

Ron: Yeah... Isn't that why you're sniffing it?

Harry: Yeah.

Ron: But you just said that you didn't know it made you high.

Harry: I didn't.