Disclaimer: This chapter is kind of scary.

Sirius: *Takes a swig of whiskey* Now Harry I'm going to tell you about the orgy Remus, your father and I had.

Harry: Oh no!

Sirius: Well Remus found this powder we were supposed to sniff and...

Harry: No you didn't...

Sirius: We did. And all of a sudden James became Jamie Potter and Remus well... he became the hottest woman I had ever seen. It kind of became an orgy, and me and Remus we...

Harry: Please tell me you didn't!

Sirius: Like dogs! I was kind of confused when I couldn't get in if you know what I mean.

Disclaimer: I know, nasty.